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It's a tainted title, marra, should have an Asterix next it.

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He could stand there buck naked and still not be done for indecent exposure. The Chronicle- We spoke to witnesses who described the middle-aged pervert as being “ like a tubby, ginger Action Man - he was just smooth down below “

Liverpool have pulled a perfect yank ownership manoeuvre. Trading authenticity for cash. Modern marketing is so lame.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DI1dlcxM-wi/?igsh=b29yd3VvdWR5c2Q2 I know it's not message board but I've been on a vineyard tour

I hope PSG rip lego heads arsehole to bits the cunt

If we beat Brighton, he'll simply piss his pants about the Chelsea game. Remember these are our 'biggest games in a long, long time...'

Aye that's fine. That's a bloke who wanted to commemorate his loyal career at that club. Salah's was a dirty, calculated money move. And any Liverpool fan reading this would say they won the league and they don't care, but that's bollocks cos if any other club pulled this they'd be first in line to tell us how mucky it was and that Liverpool Football Club are better than that.

Cunts

Combining it with relegating Everton on the last day as well. What a moment.

In a way, I love that their great hero has sullied their title winning moment like this. Their fanbase, so obsessed with and convinced of the purity of their club, and they have to swallow that when Salah scored he made a beeline for a planted commercial opportunity.

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Aye, a proper fucking weirdo. Would delight in telling me how they used to have a dog called n-word and how it was fine back then cos that was an actual colour and you could order a sofa in that colour etc. Most of my time at their house was me doing Tim from The Office reaction-shots-to-camera for my own amusement/sanity.

Free speech warriors getting upset at a business showing their customers what taxes they’re paying.

"Give some Germanic people an opportunity to engage in organised fun, that'll show them!"

There's a few of them in and around my area - not as many as there are Spurs fans, mind you, but enough. They're waaaaay too cocky about this. citing that they beat them 2-0 in the group stages back in October. They go a bit quiet when I point out we've put 5 goals past them this season with none in return and that, by that reasoning, they should be looking to expect an absolute ass whooping at the Emirates next month. Cunts.

well, you fucked any chance of happening

Well you’ll be told that’s the same as the bell ends who encouraged people to riot last summer and ended up getting two years inside themselves. That’s how it works and I can see Starmer (and the police) falling for that if there’s enough pressure applied in the right places…

SIXTY NIIIIINE BABY!

Gloom, I feel like you might be spending the next few weeks staring at fixture lists and league tables like... I share your pain btw. When the season gets to this stage, you just want all of the remaining fixtures to just happen immediately so you know the outcome. So as a proxy for that we sit like daft cunts trying to work it all out. I fully expect that Forest, Chelsea, and Villa are all going to drop some points between now and the end of the season and that we should be able to maintain our lead on at least two of them. But I'm not looking forward to having to watch it play out. If Brentford take points at Forest on Thursday though, that's a big step in the right direction, particularly because of Forest's last game being vs Chelsea.

Fancy having the gall to pull a stunt like that

Think Alex has moved and MF lives in his lorry now.

It's not like he named an individual. Got vibes of the Rayner tory scum "outrage".these righties aren't half sensitive. I had Kneecap in my album club this year. Jesus, was like the young delinquents combined with public enemy. I can picture ewerk moshing to this, burning effigies of King Charles and screaming "Tiocfaidh ár lá"!

if we beat brighton CT has to get his sausage out in fenwicks window

it was more akin to this tbh

Craig's lad looking at his old man.... 🎵 And the night got deathly quiet And Craig's face lost all expression He said said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy, You gotta learn to play it right" You got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealing's done 🎶

What movie's that?!

Have they tried turning it off and turning it back on again?

You should give Eddie a bell and get him in to your Bitchcoin WhatsApp group, make a few quid for extra players.

https://twitter.com/michaelbonvalot/status/1916870029762511183?s=12&t=7EP1snWKh3ho3iDGAoo5gw Shithousing gone wrong. They tried to drown the celebration of the visiting fans with loud music. Didn’t have quite the effect they wanted.

Have you tried to fight fire with fire and started to talk about xG back to him?

That's a great tackle.

They can try all they want but nobody is having this Liverpool team as a particularly great one. Klopp’s title winning side was far better for a start

Ha yer not wrong, read the table all wrong. As you were

I think he also had a stake in a club a lot later than the 60s as I'm sure my mates have mentioned him doing an impromptu show when the comedian didn't turn up, reckons he was going for about three hours without pausing for breath.

It's not up to Starmer though. Not even the police, ultimately it's the CPS who are not stupid and not politically motivated. The summer rioters were and shit stirrers were justifiably imprisoned, Kneecap have no case to answer. The UK remains a free country. The biggest concern for Kneecap will be touring the states where they'll end up in El Salvador. I am sure they'll avoid travelling there, not sure what their fanbase is like there mind, could be a financial hit.

i'm loving it tbh. it's class having these conversations at this stage of the season. bring it on. even if it goes to the wire, we should beat everton on the last day of the season. that would be some climax to an unbelievable season

Ugh that is vile.

I see Vaibhav Suryavanshi, aged just 14 (vidiprinter: FOURTEEN), has hit the second fastest century in IPL history.

Gillett is and always will be an incompetent twat.

That's nowt from that boring cunt. There was one thread where he went thesis length on how he once beat the queue at the metrocentre by continuing North on the AI and then turning round and using a slip from the Southbound. He was widely ridiculed by half the SMB then as well but was too thick to see it.

Give him your login for here, will you? Might improve things.

Same story. Wife and mother in law know what he's like and don't want to hear his shit so I get isolated with him.

That's what talking to my father-in-law is like. Really long stories about a job he hasn't done for 20 years, and genuinely we'll be 10 minutes into one of these things where he's described in detail the drive to Scotland, the walk from the car to the office, including incidental details about "and if you look right, you can see this other building"... Bit of detail about that building, cos why the fuck wouldn't I want to know about that, and I suddenly have this crisis where I can't remember what we were talking about that made him set off on this fucking odyssey, where this ramble is going to end, and how the fuck I'm supposed to react when it peters out to nothing. It's horrendous. He basically wants to tell me a story about his old job every time I see him, and it doesn't matter whether it's relevant to current conversations, he'll just go "well that's a bit like when I used to work at...." and off we fucking go. They all end with me going "Ah right", and then turning to my wife and the mother in law and trying to get into their conversation. He must think I fucking hate him.