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It's a tainted title, marra, should have an Asterix next it.

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He could stand there buck naked and still not be done for indecent exposure. The Chronicle- We spoke to witnesses who described the middle-aged pervert as being “ like a tubby, ginger Action Man - he was just smooth down below “

Liverpool have pulled a perfect yank ownership manoeuvre. Trading authenticity for cash. Modern marketing is so lame.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DI1dlcxM-wi/?igsh=b29yd3VvdWR5c2Q2 I know it's not message board but I've been on a vineyard tour

I hope PSG rip lego heads arsehole to bits the cunt

If we beat Brighton, he'll simply piss his pants about the Chelsea game. Remember these are our 'biggest games in a long, long time...'

Aye that's fine. That's a bloke who wanted to commemorate his loyal career at that club. Salah's was a dirty, calculated money move. And any Liverpool fan reading this would say they won the league and they don't care, but that's bollocks cos if any other club pulled this they'd be first in line to tell us how mucky it was and that Liverpool Football Club are better than that.

Cunts

Combining it with relegating Everton on the last day as well. What a moment.

In a way, I love that their great hero has sullied their title winning moment like this. Their fanbase, so obsessed with and convinced of the purity of their club, and they have to swallow that when Salah scored he made a beeline for a planted commercial opportunity.

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Aye, a proper fucking weirdo. Would delight in telling me how they used to have a dog called n-word and how it was fine back then cos that was an actual colour and you could order a sofa in that colour etc. Most of my time at their house was me doing Tim from The Office reaction-shots-to-camera for my own amusement/sanity.

Free speech warriors getting upset at a business showing their customers what taxes they’re paying.

"Give some Germanic people an opportunity to engage in organised fun, that'll show them!"

There's a few of them in and around my area - not as many as there are Spurs fans, mind you, but enough. They're waaaaay too cocky about this. citing that they beat them 2-0 in the group stages back in October. They go a bit quiet when I point out we've put 5 goals past them this season with none in return and that, by that reasoning, they should be looking to expect an absolute ass whooping at the Emirates next month. Cunts.

well, you fucked any chance of happening

Well you’ll be told that’s the same as the bell ends who encouraged people to riot last summer and ended up getting two years inside themselves. That’s how it works and I can see Starmer (and the police) falling for that if there’s enough pressure applied in the right places…

SIXTY NIIIIINE BABY!

Gloom, I feel like you might be spending the next few weeks staring at fixture lists and league tables like... I share your pain btw. When the season gets to this stage, you just want all of the remaining fixtures to just happen immediately so you know the outcome. So as a proxy for that we sit like daft cunts trying to work it all out. I fully expect that Forest, Chelsea, and Villa are all going to drop some points between now and the end of the season and that we should be able to maintain our lead on at least two of them. But I'm not looking forward to having to watch it play out. If Brentford take points at Forest on Thursday though, that's a big step in the right direction, particularly because of Forest's last game being vs Chelsea.

Fancy having the gall to pull a stunt like that

Think Alex has moved and MF lives in his lorry now.

It's not like he named an individual. Got vibes of the Rayner tory scum "outrage".these righties aren't half sensitive. I had Kneecap in my album club this year. Jesus, was like the young delinquents combined with public enemy. I can picture ewerk moshing to this, burning effigies of King Charles and screaming "Tiocfaidh ár lá"!

if we beat brighton CT has to get his sausage out in fenwicks window

it was more akin to this tbh

Craig's lad looking at his old man.... 🎵 And the night got deathly quiet And Craig's face lost all expression He said said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy, You gotta learn to play it right" You got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealing's done 🎶

What movie's that?!

Have they tried turning it off and turning it back on again?

You should give Eddie a bell and get him in to your Bitchcoin WhatsApp group, make a few quid for extra players.

https://twitter.com/michaelbonvalot/status/1916870029762511183?s=12&t=7EP1snWKh3ho3iDGAoo5gw Shithousing gone wrong. They tried to drown the celebration of the visiting fans with loud music. Didn’t have quite the effect they wanted.

Have you tried to fight fire with fire and started to talk about xG back to him?

This refs hilariously bad, adding to my enjoyment immensely

Better that, than being shot by 68 guns, amirite?

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the chicken enthusiast says all the big players are staying this summer https://archive.is/vRXev

how did this fraud get a job in the PL? not that the barrier to entry is particularly challenging

I've watched most of St Pauli's matches this season and to me, the standard of refereeing in the Bundesliga is head and shoulders above the PL.

It’s only a horrible job because they are cunts. If they weren’t then they would admit to being human and making mistakes. Unfortunately they all suck big 6 cock and don’t want the mistakes they make on purpose highlighting.

Just read the BBC bit, he made his first class debut when he was 12!!!!

Have they signed up to the discord?

Oh, I fucking hope so…

Have you tried telling him this or bantering with him about it

Even that’s probably made up as well

With Murphy what makes that a stonewall penalty for me is the position of the ball. The ball from Bruno is perfectly into the path of Murphy with noone else anywhere near it. Enciso is wholly behind Murphy and makes a grab for his shoulder with only one possible intention - to slow Murphy down. It's a foul, as clear as they come ("holds an opponent", "impedes an opponent with contact") there's no arguement that any contact from Enciso could be legal. IMO the ref should have called it but as others have pointed out he didn't because of the VAR safety blanket. Thankfully here the safety blanket worked, but it shouldn't have been needed with a competent ref.