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Great idea- not sure if it’ll help his knee, but it’ll cheer him up. Don’t forget to look him in the eyes as you swallow.

Heading into Manchester for my first meeting with my team. They're all relative kids, nearly as bad as my last job. When I started posting on this forum I was their fucking age! Where has the time gone?! Me in an hour.

The europa league currently has two good scenarios and a great one. Spurs or man u not getting any europe next season would be ruinous for them and they cant both do it.

Heading back home. The kids are alright, they were rightly in awe of me. Transpennine has been great using them so far. This morning in first class got a decent full breakfast, all things considered. Until now. Train dalayed and ended up feeling like Bombay central with the crowds and the heat. Cattle class, seating reservations fucked, and I am sat next to a mackem twat woman I want to kill. She's been talking to her other half incessantly for 45 minutes now, her phone hogging the only charger whilst my battery is almost dead. Her fucking patter is so dull she almost makes Keith sound interesting. This is all shit, but what am thinking is, who the fuck is the cuckold on the other end of this mundane shitness? What man talks to his wife/gf/whatever on the phone for almost an hour so far at this point. She's middle aged and not attractive BTW. Might be a lezzer I guess but dont think so. Anyway, need my battery just to pay for shit and display my ticket nowadays. Laters*. * If there is news tonight of a murder on the TPE, Rayvin did it.

His T Shirt is worthy of as many tickets as he likes tbh

They're just rubbing your nose in it now.

We’ve won 20 out of the last 26. I have no reason to think that consistency will suddenly end when we have a target in mind. I’m pretty confident it’s in the bag. Forest vs Chelsea on the last day is absolutely perfect. Especially if we make Chelsea drop points when we play them

Hilarious how Arsenal’s “amazing” set pieces can be counteracted by just having your defenders keep their line intact. We did it and then PSG did it last night.

They started like a house on fire tbf to them, but the league this year has been poor overall. Lots of teams in the Ashley era, i.e stay in the league. Couldn’t have picked a better team to dominate in the cup final for me.

Even before my highlight that was a bold statement. Have you had a Gloomy BJ before then? Could very well make him feel worse and requiring knob rest on top of his knee rest.

Can't remember him at all? He doesn't look old enough to have been in it? Was he ever in the same scene as Kevin Costner as a baby or something?

Let me preface by saying I don't give a fuck who else gets CL as long as we do, but it would be glorious if Forest beat Chelsea, causing them to miss out on the Europe money and beginning a Leeds-style tailspin, fire sale, relegation, and utter oblivion in the Championship. I realize the vested powers in the PL will never allow that to happen, but it's a nice dream. Of all the "moneyed 6" they are the most contemptible.

PM Dr. Gloom if you want tips on how to embarrassingly act half your age.

They also have a designated keeper impeder/fouler which the ref spotted a few times.

Let Man United have it, they’ll just waste their money on shite anyway.

Probably no one at the other end of the phone. Witnessed a smoggie doing this once after I clocked his phone wasn’t even turned on despite him talking at length about how it was better when you had the Ridings in Yorkshire as you knew where you were then. Mind, this was straight after a Hawkwind gig so fuck knows what he was on. Later followed by his mate almost getting mowed down by the only car to drive past in about 5 minutes. He was admonished by phone man who said ‘Davey, man. You know you can’t cross roads’.

Thought that was Ralph Cifaretto for minute

This makes me very happy. Anyone who watched the series will know how heartbreaking his story is.

Or looked down upon, something you have to put up with on a daily basis.

Here's Opta's latest view, updated today. Weve got an 80% chance of CL per their model, Chelsea's is half that, and Villa's is only 10%. From the remaining fixtures, they expect teams to pick up points as follows: Man City: +8 points from 4 played. Forest: +8 points from 5 Us: +6 points from 4 Chelsea: + 5/6 points from 4 Villa: + 7 points from 4

20 wins in our last 26. it would take an implosion for us to drop out of top five.

I see nothing but piss, piss everywhere. A fucking piss Tsunami. Thats what 50 years of following NUFC does for you.

I see Chelsea properly choking. I can't see them getting anything from either Liverpool or us and I think home advantage might work in Forest's favour on the final day.

Aye, if his patter on the video is correct, that Villa, Chelsea, Man United, and Spurs all NEED CL, then you realise that anywhere from likely 2 to all 4 will to miss out, it's a pretty significant season in terms of upending the long standing order of things (Villa excepted cos they're newcomers to this, like us).

They can try all they want but nobody is having this Liverpool team as a particularly great one. Klopp’s title winning side was far better for a start

I had this on mute watching it on my phone as I was lying next to Junior McGroin. Absolutely enjoying it. I came downstairs, put the TV on. Rio. Fucking. Ferdinand. Ruined.

FYP

I didn't read the article cos it was on some bullshit aggregator, but the headline I saw yesterday was that Mitchell is planning to do some business in June to capitalise on clubs that need to sell to avoid PSR issues.

That red arrows shit that they pulled for the disallowed goal was hilarious. Nearly all of them were offside when the ball came in.

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Spurs have a cash flow problem. Pretty essential they don't spawn their way into the CL, cos if they don't they might have to have a complete reset of their Big 6 standing. Lovely stuff.

Strewth, Sheila

Especially after smacking Arsenal in the semi

This refs hilariously bad, adding to my enjoyment immensely

Some of Klopps non-winning sides are better than this one. They’ve definitely deserved the title but they’ve had no competition with both Man City and Arsenal dropping off massively this season.

They seem very ‘NFC’ as my lass and her colleagues referred to them lot when she still worked at the Freeman Hospital. I.e. ‘normal for Carlisle’

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DI1dlcxM-wi/?igsh=b29yd3VvdWR5c2Q2 I know it's not message board but I've been on a vineyard tour

He could stand there buck naked and still not be done for indecent exposure. The Chronicle- We spoke to witnesses who described the middle-aged pervert as being “ like a tubby, ginger Action Man - he was just smooth down below “