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DISGUSTING.

We got cyber attacked during lockdown, it was class. Couldn’t log on or do any work at all for about a month, full pay, nice weather, fuck all to do. Bliss

Just seen a stat from a mate there, Odegaard who plays number 10 for Arsenal has the same amount of assists this season as Ederson who plays in goal for Man City. He only has 2 goals as well, that’s fucking shit

HMHM checking his new strip purchase

Absolute dog's breakfast. Give the contract to CT's etsy store.

I've never liked Arsenal for various reasons, so all things being equal I'm usually happy to see them lose. However since Arteta is a massive whingeing tedious graceless cock, I'm absolutely delighted. Haha stick that up your tailpipe you cunt! No doubt you were robbed and it's all so unfair boo hoo hoo.

Darker. 👍

They picked the wrong geek to mess with...

@Christmas Tree - one for you.

My friend, I have given you a like. Valuable online currency.

Expecting this forum to change it's ways is a naan-starter to say the least.

Just noticed that villa and Chelsea play man u and spurs before their EL final then villa play man u after it so that's six points for villa and three for Chelsea. Must win for us v the cockney blue cheats.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20x0peyp2ko

I just want top 5, but 2nd would be hilarious. Even close to Arsenal would be embarrassing for them in my opinion giving this is our worst season in a while. Anfield will be bouncing when Arsenal go there, can definitely see the possibility of any result. I think Arsenal will get torn apart. Then it's in your hands, beat a broken Arsenal and you can finish above them. Arsenal: 67 - Liverpool (A), Newcastle (H), Southampton (A) Man City: 64 - Southampton (A), Bournemouth (H), Fulham (A) Newcastle: 63 - Chelsea (H), Arsenal (A), Everton (H) Chelsea: 63 - Newcastle (A), Man Utd (H), Nottingham Forest (A) Nottingham Forest: 61 - Leicester (H), West Ham (A), Chelsea (H) Aston Villa: 60 - Bournemouth (A), Tottenham (H), Man Utd (A) My dream final table City 73 - win all 3 You 70 - draw with Chelsea and win the other 2. Villa 69 - win all 3 Chelsea 68 - beat Man United and draw with you and Forest. Forest 68 - draw with Chelsea and win the other 2. Arsenal 68 - lose to you and liverpool and bottle it to draw with southampton when needing to win ideally these results will be fuelled by some dodgy refereeing and awful VAR calls. legohead gets sacked

no fresh veg in the local supermarkets near me either. i had to get my avocados from the insanely expensive organic fruit and veg shop

Fans with any kind of musical instrument and fans with microphones or megaphones are cunts of the highest order and should be garrotted.

I wore my original 95/96 grandad collar shirt to Covent Garden in March and had one bloke, utterly wrecked, state "I can tell by the faded crest and brown ale badge that's one of the £40 originals and not the piss-poor attempt at a re-release the club are doing for more than double that!" He wasn't wrong like

I (and many of you on here) grew up in a time when historical information about football clubs was less prevalent. NUFC in particular were lucky that in Paul Joannou, they had someone dedicated to chronicling the club's history for upcoming generations to learn. Can't remember if he was behind it, but my parents bought be the Newcastle United Souvenir Album which was released around the time of the 1984 promotion season. It covered the period from the 50s cup wins right up to the 83/84 promotion campaign and definitely gave you an insight into the 50s in particular. That's where I first heard the name Robledo and then spent my team reading numerous books by Joannou to flesh that knowledge out further. These days it's of course readily available on the internet, but there's so much info available, people are less likely to absorb the detail.

PL is the only one trying to have a normal on topic conversation and gets called out like this anyway

Buuuut you are now King of England.

My PE teacher told me about Robledo when I was at school. He was from Wallsend and I was the only Newcastle fan in the school. Not a surprise unlike now where loads of bairns support different teams. But he told me about him and when I asked my uncle about him one weekend when I was in Newcastle, you should have seen my uncles face. He looked chuffed I had asked about him.

70s easy listening act

There's a chinese bloke hogs the last tune after last orders, it's always Huan Song before closing.

We've done this.

Never gets old

I should add that the course is a great way to learn a language, and is presented by India’s no. 1 karaoke star, Geruptah Singh.

I once tried to learn Indian through the songs of Elton John, and I can say that Sari seems to be the hardest word.

Still living in denial

Pre-bald Gemmill.

Always seemed to score v Man Utd in the 90s, I liked him very much, think Fergie whinged about his tactics, must’ve been doing something right

Check out the alpha nerd. Nerdius Maximus.

i doubt it will curry favour with the board

Nowt worse than Guinea Pig with no salad.

i'd like to apologise for the indian puns in advance. i truly am sari

looks like naansense to me

Who's this cunt ?

He looked a bit upset Yamal, shook up.

I reckon this Yamal kid might be a good young option to understudy Murphy for a couple of years

If you send me some Kash mir'l come up with some for you

It's much urdu about nothing, Kev.

Apparently Villa objected to playing in the ebening as they had events planned on the Sunday.

Aye hopefully Haaland is enjoying his performance.

TBH as much as I'd want stripes on the back, it's never been easy to decipher the numbers from any sort of distance. It should be no more than a plain square big enough to just accommodate the number though - the whole back being a plain colour is shit.

When I had my rope access business we took in a Chinese lad as an apprentice but had to let him go as he couldn’t handle the exposure. Still, I’ll always remember Wai Tu Hii fondly.