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You try to do people a favour and bring some joy and entertainment to their Friday morning. Well I predict a very happy and healthy future for you all.

declared forest were 'absolute certainties' for the champions league, at which point they rapidly plummet to 7th. he's the most hated man in nottingham since arthur fucking scargil.

For those who can't see anything. Don't adjust your sets. It's a list of all Gemmill's predictions that proved true. Stay tuned next week for part two of NOTHING.

I stepped out of the office on Tuesday for a break between meetings and there’s a vintage football shirt shop I’ve been popping into for the past 2 years without buying anything. There’s always hundreds of red shirts and rarely any decent United ones. Not sure what happened this week, but they had some classics. The home ‘93 kit. First kit I got bought. As well as the blue and the green away kits with McEwans on the front. Home and away ‘95. They also had the denim away top, with Asprilla on the back. Turned into a very expensive lunch break. Takes me back to being a kid, and the excitement of getting a new kit and being desperate to wear it out.

They kept extending it until Wilson completed three consecutive games.

Oh you'll be fine, just jack it up a couple of extra inches to be sure.

AM I FUCK FROM WOOLER

🎵 A hot Mitch summer just passed me by... 🎶

The bloke’s a fucking disgrace. At this point I’m not voting for them again as long as he’s leader.

tbh i might start going out dressed like this as standard after knocking myself out at the match on sunday

What? At a golf course?!

Just popping to the shops, anyone want owt ?

Deduct them 30 points. Let them be the first Championship club to play in the CL.

Is this a spin off from the classic "things Gemmill got wrong, but refused to admit it" which I believe ran for several seasons ?

That white noise is supposed to help some people get to sleep.

Unhinged. You can't win with these loons.

On dial up too. About to shoot his whack and then line drops because his aunt starts calling

PL going round to his mate's house to watch porn ffs. Reprehensible.

Are we the poowarr relation to Newcastle???

i'm just off for a gentle stroll to the bakery myself as it happens

Interesting and little known fact is that Solomon R. Guggenheim’ father “Americanised” his surname from the original when the family moved there from Euwrup. Moshe Gewgenhyam grew up in a hovel in what was then the village of Fulwell, son of the local miller. It’s rewmoured that he was intending to sail to Bilbao to start a new life but a passing sailor tricked him in to sailing to New York.

I do think that's a good article indeed - and I think it's part of this overall problem in the debate around this. That article represents the spirit of what Labour should be saying in this debate. Sure, bring the numbers down, close these fake schools which people are using to take advantage of the system, fine - but even as you do so, approach it while adhering to the spirit of this article. People urgently need to understand the other side of this debate and there is absolutely no voice for it. That article speaks to just a subjective appreciation for the most part and doesn't directly look at the fundamental economic truths around our need of these people, but those realities are also relevant. As with Brexit, a huge number of people in this country simply refuse to believe or accept any of the downsides or negatives around their opinions on these issues, we are dangerously poorly informed as voters - and in fairness to Reform, that's not their fault. They're a single issue pressure group masquerading as a political party, we should not be expecting them to come out with the arguments against their single issue. We should however be expecting Labour to do so, in the spirit of that article, with additional facts, figures and evidence. To do this though, it would involve Labour also being able to point the finger at other aspects of society that are instead causing the problems we are struggling with (Brexit, private landlords, Brexit, a complete lack of government willingness to build new homes at anything like an appropriate rate, Brexit). They are simply not prepared to have these conversations, and as such have nothing to offer in place of holding up immigrants as the scapegoat. I was stunned to read that letter Starmer penned a few years ago which the Tories were holding up as evidence of his insincerity around the issue, specifically because it would be unthinkable for him to say anything like that now. But I went back and looked at opinions on immigration 2022 and the UK was 70% in favour. We're now at 52% against. Part of that flip is Reform, but a big part of it is also Labour's complete surrender and retreat.

had planned to jack me little connect up and crawl underneath to do some welding on the sills. think I'll stop in bed now.

they love him in walton.

Just Nottingham ?

Fyp

He's got real nark on, I'm tellin ya! The nerves are setting in and they're even angrier at the world than usual.

Daughter No 3

Didn't deny the bit about your aunty I notice.

If Villa are in PSR trouble, they can have the same experience as us last summer where they can lose a promising youngster and they can take some useless fucking Greek keeper for an inflated fee. They’ve got some fucking cheek asking for Barnes

New Labour was nowhere near this - very centrist. This is far right as I've ever seen a Labour party, and it fucking reeks! I can't make my mind up if this is actually his rhetoric, or he's shitting his pants in the wake of the local election results. Either way, he's going to lose a fuckload of grass roots Labour supporters who I doubt will return so long as he's in charge.

Shouting through the letterbox "the new Ben Dover's out. I'll only be 10 minutes. This is the last time honestly, I'll get my own soon "

I'm told the phrase "Hot Mitch Summer" has been adopted internally now.

Wanna sit down cunt

Sorry to hear that Dave. A lot of shite to be dealing with, especially for your cousin's parents. That's truly fucking awful for them.

You'd think they were already promoted.

I think there's always a chance of Man United spawning a result, they've been doing it for years. Ange can fuck off though, the self pitying, excuse making cunt.

Some of the Bruce ones felt that long tbf.

That's a fucking long season!

Oh.

Blair was a much better communicator too.

Don't know what you're talking about. They just don't like married men with six kids who don't understand what a prick is:

All the best mate, that’s a lot at one time

He's been sitting next to your lasses bloke on the bus too often.

Dock the cunts points. See if they will rest players for a European game if they're suddenly in a relegation battle.