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Wouldn't be a Newcastle United transfer window without another 6 keepers through the door.

Oh and I found yet another Gemmill burner account 🙄

8 fucking hours and these cunts haven't signed a soul.

Tried that under Fat Mike iirc....

You've told this story before mate.

Had extreme versions of déjà vu since around 2022 I think, now and then, maybe once every few weeks sometimes longer sometimes shorter, lasts around 30 seconds to a minute, very hard to explain tbh but nothing like normal déjà vu which everybody has. After the first few times when I thought I was going mental I actually recognised there might be something wrong and when I knew it was happening would almost study it myself. I eventually told the missus but left it at that. I saw a GP around January in case it was a prelude to dementia or something so he referred me to neurology which I went to on Friday. From the conversation he said it could be a temporal lobe epilepsy so has booked me in for the MRI and an ECG. I'm perfectly fine when it happens, am aware of it and even tell the wife and kids when it's happening. They say I just stare at them or the TV amazed and almost laughing as I'm at that moment listening to what's being said and 'know' what's going to be said. It's very weird. I mean, I always knew I was a sandwich short of a picnic but wasn't expecting this!

“Good morning”

Fuck them, if those Chelsea pensioners can afford those fancy uniforms they can afford to pay for their tickets.

Prefer this fella tbh, much cheaper..

Reading that I'm not sure if I'm having one of my funny turns tbh?

After it didn’t work out as a professional footballer they opened a chain of chilled out barber shops 👍🏻

I, for one, welcome our new technological overlords

Fuckin Wizard? Fuckin wizard’s sleeve more like…. preferred Slade anyway

can't wait for the return of budgie.

There were loads of great performances but Kvaratskhelia was as close to perfect as it gets. You’d have nightmares about marking him. Good at everything and also fast, big, strong and works his bollocks off. And as well as securing the treble he played enough games for Napoli this season to get a Serie A winner’s medal too.

ARCTIC MITCH SUMMER, and just like the sea ice Mitch is fucking off.

Has this cunt not got some survey or other for us to fill out for his fuckin PhD?

That makes a bit more sense. Not quite sure I can buy into the narrative. Seems a bit rinse and repeat with set formats. Why did we sign Bruno? Howe doesn't trust him and doesn't want to play him. He isn't fit for Premier League. He was forced on Howe and that is why Shelvey is still playing. Why did we loan Hall? Howe doesn't trust him and doesn't want to play him. Hall does nothing in training. He was forced on Howe and that is why Hall is still playing. Osula to a lesser extent... blah blah blah, that is why Wilson is playing. The alternative story which goes through changing the player's name: Bruno's head has gone. He doesn't want to play for Newcastle any more. He is not at the standard he was when he first got here... Gordon's head has gone. He wants to play for Liverpool. Gordon is not the same player he was... Both had their first kids around the time the articles ran. Gordon may go. If he does, I hope we make a profit and that he continues to develop. I just don't buy it. I cannot see Grealish here. I think Howe could get him playing well, I just don't see it. A few players have went to Manchester City and just bombed e.g. Grealish and Philips.

I'll be too busy announcing Leighton Baines signing, MF. Sorry.

Not one of PSG’s players last night came through their academy. Doué was signed from Rennes for €50 mill. No player in Inter’s squad had cost as much…. having (pointlessly?) said all that I’m very pleased they won because Luis Enrique is a great man. He expresses himself in a way that many of us (well.. me tbh) could learn a lot from especially when it comes to overcoming the extreme adversity (in his case immense grief after losing a child) that life can put in people’s way. He’s also won the CL with two clubs and loved Sir Bobby Robson

https://x.com/herculezg/status/1928912991543587009 Enrique might as well have been talking to a brick wall here

Can’t wait to watch this lot eviscerate Spurs in the Super Cup

The PSG turnaround over the last couple of years is amazing. Neymar, Messi, Mbappe, Di Maria, Ramos, Icardi etc all let go, and replaced by a team of talented grafters and a stacked academy.

Just stuck the CL final build up on and it’s great to see Rio Ferdinand and Steven Gerrard on

Merged

“we're not one of those places where people throw up a new thread for every point.” Correct

I pushed a Chinese guy down the stairs yesterday. It was Wong on so many levels.

The only thing I'm finding jarring about this is why each of these posts requires its own thread We have active threads which would comfortably cover all of this mate, we're not one of those places where people throw up a new thread for every point.

No way is he linked as the 100 million man rumours.

Shit HMHM, hope all settles down/works out. You've no luck mate, Fucking typical you get this "can't drive to work" gold card when work's only 10 mins walk away.

@Howmanheyman, seriously, sounds weird. At keast you have an explanation now I guess and it also sounds like there is treatment available.

Who's this bellend? FFS.

they hilariously knocked out the bindippers, and egohead's lot. as an added bonus they even added aston villa's scalp. all in all whilst not warranting forgiveness.for mbappe's penalty I've decided not to fucking hate them quite so much, temporarily at least. and in fairness they played some some superb football to watch along the way.

Not sure I see anything horrendous in that, based on your intro I was reading it waiting for something akin to "we reserve the right to collect the blood of your firstborn (white only) for use in our immortality experiments" but it never happened.

https://bsky.app/profile/memecastleunited.bsky.social/post/3lqjztsyad22h

Aye. He is the definition of elite.

Locking up a long term top tier GK is smart business, but not not something I can get excited over. Both Pope and Dubravka didn't let us down through the season when called on. I do expect us to lock up Trafford after a lengthy pursuit but for him not to join up with us for another year.

Even the first sentence is ironic

Thanks, thought I was going mental there

That’s one of them, I think their treatment of senior concessions is pretty fucking awful as well.

Crikey mate that’s shit news

Fortunately not. Not sure if they will be allowed to play games there as it’s too small.