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Amortisation wankers

Sorry, Dougie. Sometimes the emojis don’t work for whatever reason. :Dougie is a gigantic retard:

:cunt:

I'm positively ROFLMFAOing all over the shop.

Dougie having ANOTHER normal one.

The Thomas Partey case really makes me wonder what's fair. Should we keep the player out of jail while he's being investigated or rely on the presumption of innocence while a trial is underway? The reality is that Thomas Partey was arrested by the police and spent several days in jail in 2023, which meant he couldn't travel with the team for preseason training in Germany. Back then, the press had already leaked a case of rape involving a player from a London team. It was never mentioned publicly, but the Telegraph did say he was an Arsenal player, so everyone knew it was him. While he was in jail to testify, another case involving another woman was added to the mix. Later, I remember that videos of him admitting to one of the women what he had done and threatening her were leaked. (For me, at that point, even if the court says otherwise or one of the women drops the charges because they reach a settlement, it's already clear that Thomas is a bad person, and from that moment on, he has my animosity.) The Telegraph has been reporting more or less regularly on the progress of the case, that in the summer of 2024, Thomas was taken back to the police station because a third woman had reported him, and in January, it was stated that a warrant was already being issued against him and that he would have to testify and face trial in the coming months. So, Arsenal's position strikes me as unacceptable, cowardly, and groveling. "Thomas is no longer a player for this club, and we cannot comment on that." No. Thomas was a player for your club while he committed those acts. Thomas was arrested twice for those acts while he was a player for your club. And you tried to renew Thomas's contract knowing what was going to happen. That he was going to face trial for raping three women. Surely, moreover, the one who has not wanted to renew the contract has been Thomas himself, because if he ends up being found guilty, he will run away from England looking for a country where they cannot touch him (Saudi Arabia) and where he can continue playing football for several years, earning a lot of money and improving his image until what he has done is forgotten and expires.

Looking forward to the scouting report from Fish’s Forest supporting mate

If a team is willing to pay £5m not to sign him, then we stay clear.

Lolling at this, mate

Ended up with 2 tickets so brought the wife. There's no my much gap between bands so they've got a rotating stage where the next band gets setup while the current band is playing. Pretty cool tbf

Can't argue with most of that tbf

Dont criticise when you dropped the screenshot with no mention of which clubs it referred to. Half a fucking job.

Having to sit on the settee while my lass watches a livestream of Oasis’ gig that is cutting out every 10 seconds, sounds total shite and is punctuated with some lass singing along badly. From what I can hear, Liam Gallagher doesn’t sound total dogshit for a change so I’m assuming he’s miming

I can think of 300,000 reasons a week as to why that’s a bad idea.

@Dougle are you fully signed up with the TT Discord channel for next week's descent into madness?

If we buy him for £50m on a 5 year contract, the PSR effect is £10m per year. We could structure the payments as £1 today and the rest 5 years today, but it wouldn't matter because amortisation is done on a straight line basis.

It makes zero difference to PSR how the payments are structured.

Nah, that’s me done.

I did like the factor of bringing teams together to play who would otherwise never have a match, thats got an old school feel to it thats missing from a lot of football now, players you've never heard of etc. Its just a cash grab for fifa and the clubs they like though, as well as being yet another addition to an already bonkers football calendar. fuck it.

Burton are only on that list because they racially abused Darren Bent who called them out for it and ultimately relegated them. But they are the classier fans. Not even close, marra.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2025/jul/05/steve-coogan-accuses-keir-starmer-labour-of-paving-way-for-reform-uk

Definitely got in Wallsend, it knacked.

And he put it in a totally inappropriate thread, t'idiot.

Had a quick browse of a Forest forum to read some of their crack about Elanga and wouldn’t you know it, there’s Fish in there making friends We could play a third tier Korean team and you’d be in there asking about their players

I had managed to completely erase this from my brain. Now it’s back. Thanks a lot.

Champions of Europe Vs S America as it was. One off game, leave it at that, expenses and small prize money plus the 'prestige'.

I was ahead of the game, Rob, I called out the bloke who appointed him.

I think you’ll find Gemmill recently saying this window wasn’t going well has been the actual catalyst for the turnaround

Should be noted that after that useless sack of fuckin shit Mitchell fucked off last week Newcastle United's transfer window has properly taken off this week Form an orderly queue to offer your acknowledgements that myself and my good friend @thebrokendoll called this virtually as soon as fuckin twat turned up and are indeed excellent judges of character and can see a cunt coming a mile off

I would say Burton still have the upper hand given the relative size of the clubs

Also suggests there's a gooner near the top of the CPS in the London area...his contract runs out and only then he's charged? Fuck off man 😏

Probably why it was so cheap for her 🙄

I really hope thats true. Reminds me of an inverse of this: "Where's the naughtiest place you've had sex?" "I don't want to say..." "Oh go on" "Okay, then, up the arse...."

Is this the new change in France where they can now stop dinghies that have actually launched? Previously if the dinghy got in the water the gendarmes were legally obliged to fold their arms, pull out a Gauloise and theatrically shrug and tut.

We've had a £40m bid accepted for John Kettley.

Tbf we'll be getting the same fine next summer. We'll likely fail their FFP but because they don't kick you out of their tournaments, you make more money from being in the CL and agreeing a settlement.

Quite correct. But being my home town I know they have a football club

His victims must have loved seeing him playing football like nowt was the matter. Arsenal are utter cunts. Everyone knew.

mad that Barcelona didn't reciprocate his stated interest.

Off to the Wylam Brewery now to see some lads called Start to End play Prefab Sprout’s 1985 MASTERPIECE Steve McQueen in full and might round off the two day effort with Father John Misty at the Sage tomorrow if I buckle to temptation through the day tomorrow