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A topical Fish, no wonder his posts tank.

No, my mates young un

We are back. Apologies for the longer than expected down time, everything I needed to do went fine, I just had considerably less time on my hands to do it than I expected to. Best laid plans etc. You may notice that the site looks the same as ever, with some doubt about the long term viability of small forums in the wake of the upcoming Online Safety Acts implementation I have foregone some of the more expensive updates until we see how things settle on that front. Thanks for your patience (those of you who were patient)

It appears Brentford have raised Mbeumo's asking price to £70 Mill when Man U thought they'd agreed £65 Mill. Chortle.

Former ‘big six’ player? ✅ Over the hill? ✅ On massive wages? ✅

they've just been talking about it on radio2 news, had some nasel voiced, phlegm spitting cunt on there who still hadn't been to bed yet after night out robbing his granny and neighbours for his opinion. apparently it's a real show of intent by the champions to cement their place as the top club in the country. no it isn't yer murdering cunt, it's a deliberate attempt to unsettle a player at well under his value. did the bbc think it might be worth having a newcastle supporter on there for balance too? did they fuck, the bindipper sycophants.

So glad this place is back, they were total cunts on that Discord chat.

Shook a tree I'm guessing.

I only trust Lukas Ramsauer from Loerrach Zeitung tbh.

I've told the cunt too. BASTARDS

I think we want Ekitike, I think Liverpool know we want Ekitike, I think Liverpool are really pissed off we've told them to fuck off where Isak is concerned, I think Liverpool are therefore trying to hijack any deal we can make for Ekitike. Layman's terms? I think Liverpool feel threatened by us, and that's fine with me.

How can Liverpool deny Diaz his dream

Our owners have just stuffed £90 million into Chelsea's gstring. I don't think they give a fuck about, let alone understand, this valid point

"If random twitterer on that twitter says they've put one hundred and fifty million brass down on Isak you can, I say, you can tek it t'bank!"

The BBC have an article explaining how Liverpool can afford to spend so much. Basically it’s because they’ve spent fuck all in recent years. Yet note how the two clubs below them in the table have had PSR issues. Tell me again how it isn’t a rigged system.

Wykiki having the meltdown he accused Kev Lawson of having yesterday.

And any sign that Liverpool are coming in will be reported with glee by a very friendly MEDIA. Most of these outlets are more or less Liverpool fanzines.

well, he at least provided material for gemmill to make some wildly inaccurate predictions about.

Dougle returning to Toontastic.net

Sometimes you just can't stop a player wanting to go to a bigger club.

Aye thanks Andrew. Next up, close to new members and lock from public view so we can get past the Online Safety Act.

It's their WC bribe so I'm guessing that comes before NUFC? It massively pisses me off btw but this is the latest hand we've been given after MA. I'd be more than happy for world football to go to salary caps and amounts to be spent being the same for every club regardless of income and watch football eventually plateau out and see who the best coaches really are? I suspect the likes of the Saudis but especially the yanks would be gone in an instant.

The irony of him using Jota’s death and how distasteful that is, and suggesting it should influence Diaz, will of course be completely lost on James Pearce. And how’s it any different to Liverpool trying to sign strikers?

It would make more sense for him to go to saudi and earn a fortune for not very much football and very little risk to his health and reputation

The board is back just in time to end all of our transfer business

And this fresh from the news that Gemmill’s BFF Tony di Bart is a bit hands on with the ladies. Board full of wrong’uns.

Is that what Wayne Rooney said it meant ?

my one and only flight on ryanair was from frankfurt's hahn airport to jerez in spain. it was nowhere fucking near frankfurt and I never bought a newspaper. just thought that would be of interest.

You're a right miserable cunt, aren't you?

In a straight choice he'll choose Liverpool over us. Time to drive up the price and have them overpay.

So, it'll likely be the £86m release clause and then Hugo gets to choose. The good news for us is that there are more Ekitikes than there are Isaks, so if his demands are out of our reach we can skuttle off and try and sneak a different prospect

This isn't in the least bit tedious.

Oh cod, here we go again. Gemmill can’t react via the medium of gaming updates now the board is back LONG LIVE TOONTASTIC

Dougle stepping back into toontastic like

Well if.... [reads twitter post] ... 'Florian Plettinberg' says it that's me definitely convinced.

This sort of thing is why we're going to fall foul of the Online Safety Act.

For the purposes of this place, that would be fine I reckon. Pull up the drawbridge and then just tick us off into our graves.

Aye zero margin for error for them on a £250m window, which is why they want Isak and they want him on the cheap (which I think 120m is). I still think we should be dragging them into the deep water here by telling them to get bent on Isak, and then triggering daft lad's release clause. It's the only hope we have of beating them to this signing is just making it too risky for them. If they match our bid, he's gonna pick them. It's obviously a risk for us too, but we've got to start taking risks to make the step up.

you do not, under any circumstances sell isak to a club in this country.

its a massive indicator to PIF's ambitions for newcastle these coming days i think. not a fucking chance they should be giving in to the dippers, at any price. or a potentially sulking isak for that matter. if we want ekitike pay what it takes and sell him a vision. we start next season on an even keel, we're both in the CL, we both have 38 premier league games to play. the fucking repulsive cunts weren't that much better than us and they won't have it anywhere like as easy this time round with all the competition being so inconsistent. fuck liverpool.

Im going to play wordle in every thread until they leave