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A hot Mitch summer I think I read. Can’t remember who promised that though.

RobinRobin absolutely ROUNDED on here. Let's have a pile-on. Who's next?! See if his GIFS can save him this time.

Here comes jism.

It's now a Botched Mitch Bummer instead. I'll let myself out

Careful Gemmill, he's very likely posting on some other forum right now, that "Gemmill's having a meltdown on Toontastic"

If she puts it on YouTube don't forget to tell her to have a shocked look on her face in the title page plus maybe holding her head in her hands. (If she struggles to do the shocked face then tell her to pretend she's walked in the kitchen at one o'clock in the morning when you've got in from pub night and are devouring half the fridge with Wham on low in the background).

FYP

Apparently it’s over 50 pages man. I”ll wait for the documentary

Yeah the club were so impressed with his Guehi negotiation that they've decided to implement the same approach on all future transactions.

Death, Taxes and TBD ballots.

He's 28 until he becomes 29. That's how it works.

As I said in a pointless debate with one of them last night - signing Wissa is a material improvement on our existing position, and a material improvement on last season when we had Wilson in that role instead. People getting hung up about his age need to give their heads a shake - we've a demanding champions league campaign ahead of us. Him being within our stable will absolutely be advantageous.

Thats most days tbf

Gloom wants to know if she'll do it on the toilet.

Feed it to ChatGPT and ask for a 3 page summary. Then pretend you've read it.

Read Geezer Butlers autobiography not long ago and some of his Ozzy stories were tremendous. The way they met was when Ozzy came around to Geezer’s parent’s house looking for a spot in his band, his brother said “there’s something for you at the door” There was the Oz, a skinhead at the time, wearing his dad’s work gown, bare feet, a chimney sweep’s brush over his shoulder and a trainer on a dog lead. Legend RIP

Absolute non-event. I think most of Glasgow was mostly prepared for a reasonable proportion of your fans using places like the Bristol Bar as a temporary base and some of the fringes getting a bit carried away and larping as descendants of hardened members of the Lodge with an Uncle that was in the UVF for the day. In all honesty, when I saw those flags I thought "that's probably just folk from Airdrie that are still celebrating Eddie Howe turning down the Celtic job".

Beats My CSE In Woodwork So Who Am I To Judge

For all you perverts who want to see what CT’s daughter really looks like I’ve managed to remove the emoji to get her real face.

It's not the most obvious suggestion for a father of the bride speech but it might just work...

Same situation as with Obafemi Martins and Obafemi Martins.

We're 6 months away from Toonpack trying to negotiate an "as seen on The One Show" discount on a hot tub.

Nah, extra £5mil if we win the treble, extra £10mil if Ekitike does his cruciate early doors.

You'll be lucky if you can close your legs enough to fit in the seat by then.

He's 28

I'm sorry David Kelly.

Always enjoyed this exchange @David Kelly 😘

Until he's 29 he's 28.

I still piss myself laughing at this 25 years later. I’ll never forgive him for inventing that style of reality telly that led on to Katie price and Kardashians like, but at least his was actually entertaining.

We have so many moronic supporters on social media, I've stopped reading the comments, they're so cringe. It's about time we bought a player ready for the present day. I'm all for getting in lads with potential for eddie to develop but we're about to start a CL campaign with a squad woefully short of quality in depth. Wissa is five years younger than Callum Wilson and an obvious upgrade. He can slot straight in and we could get four-five seasons of him at his peak. If he's available for £30m or thereabouts, it's a no-brainer. I hope we get him.

The nurse said to me 'did that hurt? It's not supposed to?' and I replied, (once I'd recovered my breath), 'scrape me back off the ceiling and I'll tell you."

Can we please keep this on topic. What do you think of RobinRobin having the nerve to post that article? Be honest.

Aye the only 'quote' there is from an interview with a saudi publication that was published last week that I believe his agents have denied was real? The 300k figure is from 'reports by talksport' from a segement with alan pardew on it. He's training alone due to his injury rehab. Until he goes or someone of actual note says on video that hes off, I do not believe a bit of this shite. The press love liverpool and they'll pedal stories of him going there as much as they possibly can.

He's only just over 13 months away from being 30.

Fucking knackered, just spent 3 hours this afternoon with my brother filming interview and stuff with BBC Scotland about my great uncle, going to be a documentary about his remains/discovery evidently. They'll share it with Look North supposedly and they tipped me off Dig for Britain may be doing an episode as well, so they may be wanting to film with us too. Crikey.

I'm virtually accepting that apology.

Suck on it tbd.

I've bought the wheel barrow in preparation.

Might I fucking remind you: "Sky Sports reporting Liverpool have just bid £150m" You're lucky you've still got a login, BITCH!

Have you read it, CT? HAVE YA FUCK YOU LIAR!

Good job they scribble their shirt number on

She looks dead happy.

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I never forgave him for the "NJOY" thing and the messy abortion excuse for a pair of trousers he had on in it. Obviously, I'd have forgiven him for the whole thing and bought myself a pair of those wonderful pants had he signed for us. Now he's a scouser I hope his knees and ankles turn to sawdust. And those pants are still fucking lifting.

I'm finding it really hard to remain fair and balanced on this lad. I'm subconsciously convincing myself he's going to be a massive flop. There's just something about his cockiness, his time at PSG, the whole looking like a cunt thing.