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when i first joined here you called me leazesmag because I used the term fuckpig when referring to ashley. @Kitman outed me as a mackem. @Monkeys Fist bollocked me and had ne down as a pisshead for calling @ewerk a spud thick mick (which he obviously is) I fucking love it here me, tremendous bunch of lads and great crack. even @Gemmill @Andrew... keep this place going forever man!

I'd not only play him v Liverpool I'd fine him a year's wages if he doesn't score at least two past them, (and we have to win as well).

Ffs, Gems. "I'm sure he's fine". Next day:

At least when you get points on your driving license they eventually expire. On NO your points NEVER expire!

Personally, I really think he should.

Yeah, it’s him

Alive and well on Facebook

1 point which will never expire

Oh but he did and he got a one point "warning" from the mods for his troubles, murderous vermin was the phrase. Consider yourself tucked.

Puts @Gemmill to shame

I haven’t got a sexist bone in my body, because my misogynist gay bender boyfriend (who is black btw so not a racist) is at pride directing traffic.

🎵 Blue moooooon I saw you standing alone A silly hat on your dome A pointy head like a cone Blue moooooon Blue moooooon Now you're no longer alone The pub has phoned up your lass She's had to come take you home

Oops

This idea that skunkers was for the hard lads. It was just full of boomers wearing t shirts with "COMMON SENSE" on the front, "telliing it like it is" and we ended up with one of them on here.

ACKNOWLEDGE THIS WARNING!

Btw, this smells once again like Ornstein doing the work of Man United and basically telling the player to hold on for the big team.

Whether he's worth it or not, this Sesko transfer needs to be the line in the sand for us. If we get beaten on this then there's really no redeeming this summer. We absolutely cannot be fucked over at every turn anymore, it's going to knock everyone's faith in the project. We need to actually make a fucking statement here.

Coldplay are fucking shite. More as I get it

On the plus side, his hotel's probably a bit closer to the beach.

Tbf, whilst the second part is true, I wasn’t wrong about the first part, though

Are we becoming the new Skunkers?

I registered on there as gotham town when this place was knackered. somebody made a reference to how the club should be doing something about the medias touting isak to liverpool and i replied that our response should involve bonesaws. as you would. instantly rounded on for 'lifting patter' in particular by some wanker called kid iccarus or something like that. told him to stop being a sopping wet fanny yer cunt. banned by that prick yorkie as well with the same acknowledge message. theyre a bunch of absolute fucking tarts over there, far worse than rtg. and why the fuck do they bother with that pathetic acknowledge message which is supposed to stop you viewing? just look at it in a different browser... the stupid cunts.

Well that puts to bed the whole 'Yorkie its not for girls' shite THE CUNT

What the fuck is this mind Fucking hell... just talk to people like adults ffs, why bother with stupid little warning systems. If we had something like this we'd have no members left.

I could write a list of people I'd be more than happy to see depart this mortal coil. quite a long one actually. for instance.... I'd love to see mike ashley fall in to a skip full of razor wire, not only that, id actually feel quite cheated if I wasn't there to piss meself laughing as the cunt tried to climb out.

If you don't make it back, I'll make sure Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson plays you in the movie.

Ive just found his page: "Is it wrong to want your bank/TV/internet to have British people to be answering/receiving calls? 80% of these calls are with people in India/Pakistan and half the time they can't understand what you're saying and the call lasts double the time. Is it my fault I don't speak the King's English? I haven't got a racist bone in my body but it pisses me right off."

I’m not racist, but…. that’s 100% him

I saw a few comments along those lines. I’m not sure what the problem was really. I can’t say I’m a connoisseur of Sunday afternoon tv on bbc1 but what exactly was it replacing that got people so wound up? The Antiques Roadshow and Songs of Praise?

Not Stevie. Unless he’s mellowed a fair bit

Sell their tea lady for £150m and job done. Oh no they can't they sacked her.

3 players we're likely to lose to man utd in one window. they were literally the laughing stock of english football 2 months ago. we're making them look like the most efficiently run club on the planet.

He’s taking a punt I suppose, because a team that finished 15th and won no trophy, who didn’t qualify for Europe, who’ve spent & wasted billions down the years…can offer him £300k a week and we cant. It’s cheating basically

You literaly crack yourself up going for a jog, man.

Fyp, marra.

It’ll be fine, man. Godzilla will sort it all out

I'm on my third iteration, 2 previous lifetime bans circumnavigated (years apart) by changing ISP's over time.

This is the dystopian hellscape ChezGiven was bravely leading us towards (for about 36 hours).

I’m currently sat on a plane on the runway at Heathrow about to fly into Japan, where 1.9m people have just been evacuated due to tsunami warnings. I love a nice relaxing holiday

We could really do with a "here we go" today. And I'm not talking about Ramsdale. Get Sesko done lads.

Listening to Talk Sport on the way into work and they reckon that DCL was in talks with Leeds but it fell through because he wanted £150k pw. If he gets that sort of money anywhere then fair play, his agents have done an amazing job.

this cunt been sold yet?

The only really superfluous keeper is the greek and he was an accounting excercise, Dubs is 37, he'll leave. Ruddy and Gillespie have specific roles which are not related to striving to be a first XI keeper, except in dire emergency. We have two very serviceable keepers, one of whom is 9 years younger than our previous #2 and 6 years younger than our #1 and he has the potential to challenge for that top spot. As a £4 million "try before you buy" excercise it's very solid business. This number of keepers whining is pathetic.

I bet Dubravka leaves and we'll be back to two usable keepers.

The weather was perfectly fine. Medium drizzle - it certainly wasn't the deluge the FIA and media would have you believe and they should have started on time, behind the safety car - 3/4 laps and it'd have been clear. They're shit-scared of another Bianchi situation, forgetting the reason he died wasn't because of the weather, it's because there was a fucking tractor on the circuit that he crashed into. As for the circuit, the TV doesn't do it justice. It spans an entire valley and the elevation change is mental. If you're into your motor racing, you need to get there at some point in your lifetime. Le Shuttle .... bunch of useless cunts. Was considering jumping in a small boat, it'd have been quicker!

Welcome to the IRA, comrade.

"Chairman, I must speak. I can be silent no longer. All day long you muttered to yourself, gibbered, dribbled, moaned and bat your head against the wall, yelling “I want to die”. Now you may say I’m leaping to conclusions but you’re not completely happy, are you? It’s new signings and Isak, isn’t it?" "No, it is not." "You’re brooding over the hot Mitchell summer, aren’t you?" "Kate, for the final time, your hot Mitchell summer was a figment of Gemmill's imagination like Everton's relegation." "Dear Chairman I know you only say such things to comfort me." "Your ex-DoF is alive and well and living in Droitwich. It is not him I brood over. I’m sad because, my darling, our poverty has now reached such extremes that I can no longer afford to keep Isak. I must look to my own dear tiny darling to sustain the club in our frail dotage." "But Chairman, surely…" "Yes Kate, I want to sell your football team off for the lads."