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I bet the Scots would. Those cunts would batter anything.

Ronny Ravioli can go fuck himself

Gemmill at about 8pm tonight when it dawns on him what kind of “Adults Only” hotel Mrs. G. has booked them. The moments that lead to this realisation. * The staff uniforms are leather biker caps, matching chest harness and backless chaps, with a Freddy Mercury tache - same for the male staff, too. * Breakfast is served in “The Playroom” * The complimentary welcome pack is a gallon of lube, waxing strips and 1kg tub of talc * Every sofa in the entire gaff is bed shaped. * When he sat on the bed in his room, it crunched. * When he mentioned to Mrs. G. there was no room service menu, and she replied “ Don’t worry, you won’t be short of protein this next two weeks”, as she tightened the waist and thigh straps of her Mandingo Spine Splitter. * Every other guest is German and over 60.

What a wanker this lad is. He has absolutely fucked himself. I hope one of the team chins the cunt. All of the team chins the cunt. Jimmy Nail, Ant and Dec, Cheryl Cole, Alan Shearer, Rowan Atkinson, Mr Bean, Tim Healey. GET DOWN THERE AND CHIN THIS TURNIP CUNT.

It’s almost like the three of them were hit with a similar email on the same day…

"Why were you substituted?" "I was fucking shit" Or "I don't know - ask the stupid cunt over there"

What he really meant.

nobody got more premature in the ekitike thread than you. yer absolute whopper...

If the TURNIP CUNT was already at Liverpool and Real Madrid wanted him, they’d be saying £175m.

I’ve got a better name: haddaway and shite

He’s held a ballot now

Here Romano. Get fucked.

Is it possible Jay Jay Sea is Rayvin's alter ego? Mild mannered publisher by day, raving psychopathic incestophile by night?

Nah Print this off and keep it in your wallet… Use it for the “selfie” id. When it asks you to smile, use this one. Life finds a way.

Renton on seeing this:

He's the Steven Taylor of world leaders.

I've been called a cunt & a dicksplash in the the past week alone so I'm not even sure what a witch hunt would look like. p.s I've been called a cunt many times but the Dicksplash was a first

Fuck me lawson

Already called it, mate. No fucker twigged when I said City fan not Citeh fan. I was ready with a Basil Brush emoji and everything.

It's not a jet, it's a turboprop, although you being Irish I'm somwhat impressed you didn't think it was a dragon.

FYP

Does that look like a jet to you? Oh aye, probably, since this looks like a sports car to you.

biffo the bear, a very worthy entry in the cunty things list.

So disrespectful how Liverpool, sky and the rest have disrespected Arsenal's Isak.

Caicedo, cunha, enzo fernandez, gravenberch and then wirtz & gyokeres (who have a grand total of 0 premier league minutes) being on that list is a joke

Thanks for the summary CT as I'm not watching that Man U and Liverpool weekly show.

Well, ladies and gentleman. That was Joe Willock's take on his substitution. Back to you.

You have to register separately with every service you use that might contain what the government determines is adult content. Its important that there is maximum opportunity for both censorship but ALSO for dodgy offshore companies to have all the information needed to commit identity theft on you which will inevitably be hacked and leaked and which the government has no recourse to prosecute.

Also, tell her that her laddie has been cramming her Electric Friend up his hoop, wouldn’t want her getting an infection and being more miserable

Sadly we may not be seeing Renton for some time

Interviewer: "you seemed to be playing well, why do you think you were taken off?" Player: "aaargh, fuck me, aaargh" Interviewer: " does your knee usually bend that way?"

The gun He looks exactly like someone without a clue about guns holding a gun. ”fuckin pew pew. Fucking lethal with guns me like.”

Does that not get all your luggage wet?

Past experience, is the phrase you were looking for.

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I'd love that just to see the fewm from Liverpool fans when we accept £120m 🤣

Battered wives in Sunderland.

fries my brain why any fucker chooses to follow and hang on to every word the greasy wop cunt has to say .

Totally shameless. Not sure why they’re still bothering, it’s got them nowhere up to now.

Isak's situation is very simple. I have no problem with him spending the first few months of the season in the stands, unpaid and without training. Does he not want to play here anymore? Okay. He won't be working, but he has a contract and a release clause. So as long as no one pays that, you're a worker, and if you're on strike, I have the right not to pay you. When he returns from the strike, the kid will train, get paid again, but he'll still be in the stands every Sunday. And since he's sure to get bonuses for games played and goals scored, his contract will be lower, and that will hurt him. In January, when he sees the World Cup approaching, that he hasn't played for eight months, and that his chances of going are in jeopardy (not going anymore, because he's very good, but perhaps arriving without rhythm, and he sees that the forward line could be Gyokeres, Elanga, Kulusevski, or something similar), a team from Saudi Arabia will appear and pay us around 120 million euros, and we'll sell him. He won't want to, because it seems obvious he wants top-level football, but he'll find it as an escape route to play again. And we'll all be happy. (Isak being the least happy, by the way.) The club will have shown that it's a strong team, that it wants to achieve the highest goals, and that it can't be ignored.

CT > Gemmill

Yeah I can ban you if he doesn't sign.

@Renton Just gone up for sale in Boldon.

I saw Taylor out walking his dog the other day

That’s nice, now answer the question cockwomble.