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"We need a reliable striker with Premier League experience" Internet: "Would you accept injured with no interest in the Premier League? Louise Taylor: "and.. and.. another issue is one side is going to lose face because um Isak is going to lose face if he has to come back to the team and the owners are going to lose face if they sell him for less than a stratospheric fee, but one of those things is going to have to happen. In the short term is there a sense of mediation, that you could bring an independent sort of figure in to try to resolve this difficult situation?" "I don't see it as black and white as that, we will support Alex in every way possible. We can't do that at the moment, the situation doesn't allow us to, but there will come a time when we can have conversations with him and focus back on the football." Louise Taylor: "And finally..." Media coordinator: Louise sorry, that's enough thank you.

I’ve never been prouder of an NUFC team. Brave as fuck and symbolises the city. Eddie Howe. You are the architect of this. A living legend.

He could wank both bits of a hermaphrodite at the same time with one hand. What a man.

Mackemfreude

I’m not giving Gordon any fucking grief here mind. The lad is clearly 100% committed and is occasionally guilty of losing it. Him being unavailable for three games is due to him giving his all for us, as opposed the to the lad he was playing in place of. Liverpool can just fuck off- there’s no pride for them in this “victory”, it was given to them. We will do ourselves right this season, if this is our base level of performance.

Definitely no point in getting into bother over it. One of them might be packing foam.

How much space will be saved if CT stops assuming we all give a fuck what a caravan campsite holiday looks like?

Bit much mate.

hope their team bus bursts in to flames.

Isak is a piece of scum. Looking at that table. He has cost of 5 points.

Louise Taylor is anything but a Boniface

2 previous ACL injuries and a failed medical. He sounds like the perfect replacement for Wilson.

Oh well at least we didn’t murder 39 people

Can't blame our lot, gave absolutely everything out there tonight we look fucked. Sucker punch again. I'm absolutely gutted.

It wasn't a foul on Schar, but the ref allowing Liverpool to have a full counterattack before he stopped play which should have stopped immediately, only bothering to stop it when they lost the ball is a pisstake.

If the ref gives a red fair enough, he gives a yellow but VAR think he's made clear and obvious error over something he's just seen? Aye, righto. VAR is there to help these and the man u cunts out as per usual. Didn't see anything wrong with Van Dicks elbow the other year though? Two big culprits other than var, the Swedish cunt should absolutely hang his head in shame what he's done to his mates today and last week, putrid behaviour, and the club, fucking eales in particular have been abject in not sorting a dof, a new CEO and a new striker regardless of the skinny rat.

Listen to her mate. Second half's a write-off anyway, go and have a much better rest of the evening by doing something else instead.

Sandro turns up like a typical Italian fashionista. Joe turns up looking like a fucking hitman.

You’d be surprised.

Brighton's terrible finishing basically handed Everton their win yesterday, but it's actually nice to see Grealish playing with a smile on his face again. Wouldn't mind seeing Foden escape Pep's flair graveyard next. New ground looks great btw.

Fuck off, Rick.

If Isak doesn’t want to be a part of a team that does THAT when we’re down to 10 men then fuck him. Let him go and play for the soulless wankers. Just had a message from manc-mag asking if anyone knows the number for a trauma helpline like they had after Take That split up… 😆

Osula will get a chance now. No other options. Tonali, Joelinton injured, Gordon suspended. Hope he grabs it with both hands. Has shown moments of class so hopefully a run will help.

I hope Salah gets up through the night and stands on a plug

Sign Hojlund, loan Manchester United Isak as part of the deal and see how good he does when he has fuck all coming in to him. Gives him a dream 'top 6' shot as well.

We're fucking class btw. Get a striker in and we're gonna start doing some damage. That's why these cunts have done their best to destabilise us.

Ffs we've been mint. The asshole not playing should be hanging his head in shame

On a side note, I think it's pointless to worry about whether our actions are helping the "top 6" with their PSR. The point is that they will always find a way, or be given a way around it with or without our help. We're really in the territory of cutting our noses off to spite our faces.

My holiday update. Went to to a foam party with daughter, bucket list item ticked off. Turns out im allergic to foam. Of course I am. I've got foam induced inflammation on top of my sunburn and my my eye lids have swollen so I can barely see. Now beginning to get the footy heebee geebies. Life is good.

Or maybe even a third.

I accidentally clicked on her headshot on an article of hers last week and it took me to a “proof of age” page.

Romano to come out with another "Isak for Liverpool" tweet this afternoon

He's quoted previously that he isn't interested in coming to the prem. Also AC have a nerve if they cancelled a transfer because they thought they were being deceived.

he's a bindipper. he's a cunt.

The teams would have been in the showers at 99 minutes.

Burn was fucking class as well.

So fucking predictable that you could have written down every single beat before a ball was kicked.

This still stands. This lot have completely got out of jail tonight, they've been absolutely battered.

If we win I’m streaking through the hotel

I can’t see how Eddie can get Isak back in the team after this. His absence has 100% cost us this game.

M6 , A69, Military Road, A1. Home Pub.

@Andrewcan it be done on a batch level with your powers? If so, feel free to delete all of mine if you like. I'll compress photos more in future too, I normally do them so they come just under the limit. I started doing them myself, but I've got over 1,500 photos and it was taking fucking forever to do one by one. We could just delete everything prior to the last 5 years? I know it's nice to be able to see the old shit but if it's fucking stuff up...

Hang on, I knew this but others on here didn't?

Proper Ashley move, that. We did it with Marveaux. “Failed a medical? Sounds like a 5m discount to me, make it so Penfold!”

Rob Green should be made to sit on his fucking hands if he wants to be on the telly btw. That little finger is a proper video nasty. Surely they can fuse that straight for him.

Sesko just carried on staring, then carried on for a bit more, seeming not so much disappointed with this energetically vague 1-1 draw, as consumed by something more basic. How strange to be Sesko right now, aged 22 and a few months, a £73m footballer, thrown into the meat grinder and asked not just to play and score goals for Manchester United, but to fix them too, to work out exactly how this £1bn cut‑and‑shut job of a team, hurled into a non‑negotiable shape by a supremely confident man in white trainers, are actually going to do this.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/aug/24/manchester-united-ground-zero-hope-and-regret-amorim-sesko Stupid cunt should have used his brain when he had the chance.