Leaderboard

Shit disguise, Alex

Backshift marra

I think we should be very happy with the team and the boys for last night's game. Even with Gordon. In another positiion, due to extra motivation, he was late to that ball and got a red card, but he was the best player in the first half. I'm eager for us to sign a real striker and see him play on the left. (Howe should give him a slap on the wrist, though.) Bad luck. Nothing more. Gravenberch's shot wasn't that great, but a tiny deflection off Schar made it impossible. We were superior throughout the first half and were superior with 10 players for over 50 minutes. Bruno was fantastic, leading the team like a true captain, although he has to know how and when to protest. Unfortunately, the referee didn't dare send Konaté off. I don't know what it was like in the stadium, but the television showed a more spectacular atmosphere than ever in the stadium. There are very good reasons to believe.

Something I'm taking from this match plus the cup final and what howe said about playing against them differently in the match before it etc. Tactically howe has got slots number and then some.

They need to keep the mics off the refs or we'd hear them muttering "get in!" when Liverpool or Man United score.

One thing’s for certain, those cunts aren’t winning the league playing like that. 2 weeks running they’ve let a 2-goal lead slip from their grasp only to rescue it at the death - and this week they did it against 10 men. Man City, Arsenal, Chelsea will all have a field day against them. I’m fucking fuming that, had that arsehole made himself available today, we would have done too. So much mention in the last week about how maimed Liverpool’s players would be after that game. It’s ours that got lumps kicked out of them. We had them on the fucking ropes with a man less. Unbelievably proud of this team. The cohesive nature of the squad is on a level I don’t think we’ve ever known before. And it’s clearly rattling those we’re coming after.

that's jordan's champagne enema face

Bruno's 66th consecutive PL start last night apparently. Which is mental.

I think fans are making way too much of this and the "people wont want to come to newcastle" thing. I dont reckon it resonates within the profession at all. Everyone knows what Isaks doing, it's just down to whether you agree with it or not. Its the same as when people say "oh players wont go to X club because they wont play like rodwell or grealish" players dont think that, they back themselves to succeed. Same for the ones still going to man u, they're not going to fail like the others, its beyond their mindset to think that. tbh I reckon quite a few players will look at what Isaks doing and think he looks a prick for leaving his teammates in the lurch and that his agent must be thick as mince for not getting a release clause.

When you look at this Gravenberch is clearly both feet off the ground with Bruno's leg trapped. Very lucky not to have been injured. If you're sending the ref to the monitor for a yellow to be upgraded with Gordon then it could have also been done here.

completely spoilt it by apologising to that dutch cunt. should've said he wished he shattered his femur.

Fuck off, Rick.

As opposed to their fans who mostly stayed in.

At the end of the long covid (start of May) I was sitting at 19st 2. As of this morning Im 16st 9. Skinny weight Im about 13.5st so about half way there. Doing plenty of walking 15k - 20k steps a day and cut out all ultra processed foods. Feeling loads better. Going for macros of 40 carbs and 30 fat 30 protein plus 35g fibre.

We should know we seem to be experts at it.

Celtic have just been beat in their CL qualifier by a team from Kazakhstan

A placca man U fan debating with a placca Liverpool fan?

Scouse vermin.

Aye, whoever runs their YouTube channel is having fun today.

Quietly going about his business and embodying everything required to be a Newcastle United legend. I questioned giving him the captaincy last summer - thought they'd done it as a means to ward off any thoughts of moving away. In retrospect it was yet another masterstroke by Eddie. Given the embodiment and togetherness of this squad, I wouldn't swap it for any other in the league. You can't put a price on it and others clearly recognise and fear its value given they're doing everything in their power to destabilise us.

Ohh I don’t know the threat of Big Joe or BDB breathing down his neck should ensure 100% every game

I quite liked Klopp at the start but as soon as he came under any sort of pressure, his true colours shone through. Probably one of my most hated Pl managers of all time now.

I’ve never been prouder. I’ve never seen spirit and effort from a team like that before. They embody our city. We will never give up. Players like Isak can fuck right off. I despise the cunt even more now. He has fucked us.

Liverpool fan from the south coast btw

The dog gets me every time. Also @RickC137, if you are a long time lurker, you’ll understand when I say fuck you, fuck your mam, fuck your dad, fuck all your ancestors with big dirty sticks, and welcome to the board.

Welcome Rick.

I’m not giving Gordon any fucking grief here mind. The lad is clearly 100% committed and is occasionally guilty of losing it. Him being unavailable for three games is due to him giving his all for us, as opposed the to the lad he was playing in place of. Liverpool can just fuck off- there’s no pride for them in this “victory”, it was given to them. We will do ourselves right this season, if this is our base level of performance.

If he's not willing to sign a contract and Liverpool come forward with a £130m offer, if be saying to him that if hands in a transfer request he can go for £130m otherwise the valuation is the valuation and any less than £150m he will stay and be fined until he returns to training and playing.

They've really latched on to this "British record" fee haven't they?

Is that a Bakewell Tart joke? Are you REALLY coming on this forum with a Bakewell Tart joke?

We'd look fucking stupid if we let that scrawny prick leave now. Even more so if he hasn't put in a transfer request.

Aye, he's another cunt, guardian just absolutely love NUFC don't they? (And he's usually as funny as toothache).

Well I think they were gifted that for brokering the deal but couldn’t maintain the levels of investment needed by owners with the share of the club they had.

I was just coming on to post that. Comparing it to striking workers standing up for themselves too btw.

Must have been given some post-match groin treatment

I think he would be the best option at present. So I absolutely do not see it happening

"Little squirt" also used. He's right that the ownership should have got involved sooner than now, such that Isak understood that going on strike wasn't an option that was available to him.

He isn't going to down tools for an entire season no matter what he's said. We also aren't going to hold him if we can find any sort of satisfying way out of this. But for the argument that players will be put off if we enforce the contract, I do think it is also worth considering that the negative impact on the careers of the players and staff that we -already have- is a factor in this also. If we sell Isak with no replacement, we've fucked over the entire team, Howe, and really the entire club. That's a bigger issue than 'potential future players'.

Brentford need to hurry up and sign a replacement. Their incompetence in the transfer market is affecting our ability to take their player [/how it feels to post like an entitled scouse cunt]

Next step is an invite to the Embassy for “advanced negotiations”.

I don't agree with that like. He stays until at least January, and we accept money from the highest bidder. And then we reinvest and move on. We can't set a false market where he's not allowed to join certain clubs or stop him from leaving while making him rot. Or tell him who he can and can't join. It would be stupid from a PSR perspective anyway.

Part of the reconciliation (if it happens) will have to include us not dealing with that agent ever again.

Wykiki doesn’t. He has found the next weak link in the team now that Sean has gone and Big Dan is fucking class. Expect lots of “FFS Barnes” whenever he misplaces a pass.

Even if the table does say otherwise we could/should actually sit at the top with 6 points after two fantastic performances against two top teams. We just have to make sure to maintain this standard in the upcoming games against teams from the other end of the spectrum. That is what often did cost us in the past.

this cunt not been dismembered yet?

Isak to become Wilson’s replacement? Like it

Who’s this cunt?

He won’t get loved again but as long as he acts like a professional football player and not like a spoilt child I won’t give a fuck.

I thought Slot's this is not football patter was absolute bollocks at the end there. They've spent hundreds of millions, we're down to 10 men, and he expects us to try and play them at their game? Eddie Howe has got his number and he knows it. Fucking Humpty Dumpty face.