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hopefully they'll have to scoop the cunt up in a measuring jug.

"Newcastle, the holders" gave me a wee smile

950 followers though. He's more likely to be mentally ill than he is to be right.

He's waiting for you to be successful in the ballot first.

this cunt sloshing about amongst the sewage at horsley water treatment works yet?

Just someone else getting tickets in the ballot ahead of tbd.

The Stadium of Lightly-Attended Cup Ties

Nice phrasing on the front page of the BBC.

"Yews will do me for me, me hearties! It's fish fingers all round tonight!"

Day 50 today.

If you lot want to discuss transfers in the arguments thread, then I'm afraid that is on you.

It’s more important to get the right player at the wrong price than the wrong player at the right price. Costs for both Wissa and Larsen seem excessive to me. But the cost of not doing it seems to be higher. If the club can afford it without gimping ourselves in PSR that’s all that really matters.

Does anyone honestly think The Guardian would still make continual reference to the ownership if the Saudis had bought Liverpool or Man Utd? Despite their misplaced air of smug superiority that paper’s coverage of football is fucking shite. And I think it was HMHM who pointed out our having someone as appalling bad as Louise Taylor covering the north east for the last 20 years or so shows they’re as contemptuous of the region as any of their supposedly less progressive rivals.

2-0 against Grimsby and he’s pissing about with magnets also Spanish Man U caught me be surprise…

Man U out before we've even entered the competition.

These 2 aren't footballers ffs The Boro lad clearly works in his local tip during the week.

Amorim scared to watch the penalties against Grimsby btw Imagine how he’d be if it was the final of a tournament? Not that he has to worry about that, I suppose

The side that Man United aren't in.

Added symbols for each club.

He seems fine to me, Mr Howe.

if what interim merlin has to say to his 950 followers doesn't convince you, i don't know what will

Jasper Carrot secret gig.

Leao is the laziest person in Western Europe. I'd go as far to say we're more likely to exume the corpse of Lenny Peters from Peters and Lee and sign him On a broader note half the teams in Europe appear now to be queueing up for a share of the possible Isak deal...

that's because I don't set myself up as some sort of Temu Nostradamus 😊

and on that note ive found my doppelganger on the kiddies forum....

Loads of the shitshow is avoided by tying up the signing of Wissa (a player desperate to come here) for circa £35m right at the start of the window. It should’ve been very straightforward in the context of transfers and would’ve been amenable to Brentford because it gives them cash + time to sort a replacement. So fuck if we’d ended up paying £40m + £5m in add ons to get it done. Hindsight obviously but still….

It's fucking embarrassing that we're in this situation. This isn't even to do with Isak. How did we go into this window not knowing if Wilson was going to sign an extension? Even if that was unknown how did we not have a list of potential replacements ready to move on quickly? What the fuck was Paul Mitchell doing for the best part of 12 months?

And then 5.85, just to see if they accidentally go for it

How many Liverpool fans are from Liverpool Less than half of LFC fans are from Liverpool. They bang on about asterisks and oil clubs, doing it the right way etc. They are the football equivalent of Disneyland for plastic tourist fans. Founded on gambling money in the 50s, they were nowhere and nobody before the littlewood fortune was spunked into them and plucked them from 2nd division obscurity. Olympic level hypocrisy for me they are even worse than MUFC. The money side is one thing, Heysel and the ban are something else. Everton had their best side ever destroyed by that lot.

Jorgen Strand Guehi

Tremendous, Cunha misses, Sesko's a fucking coward and Mbongo misses, could it be any better 😂😂😂

Alan smith ' handles it well' fuck off you silly CUNT. He's shit his pants and taken one because it's almost time for the physio to take one.

The established recipient of our response to a long-time rag chant, obsessed as they are about 'billy big bollox club' "This is what it's like to be City "This is what it's like to feel small "You sign Phil Jones "We sign Kun Aguero..." Not too sure why I'm here just now (but I've got £2 on grimsby ht-ft @48/1, )

The podcast is quite popular. Yoni is saying that he wants to watch more of our home games now. Will be a decent promotion for the club here in Jormany.

How did they find someone worse than Ten Hag? It's almost impossible. I LOVE Amorim.

no outcome whereby the murderers who've undoubtedly spent the best part of half a year unsettling and tapping the cunt up to say nowt of the fucking outrageous disrespect the skinny piece of scum has shown to the club, his team mates, and our support are the losers is acceptable. id rather the cunt was hit over the head with a lump hammer and chucked in a pig sty.

Oh Man United and Liverpool, two clubs so badly done to by PSR. Get fucked Jordan Campbell.

I think more than Newcastle United, more than Isak, more than our wider fanbase, Toontastic specifically needs this transfer window to fucking end.

Kobe Mainoo sounds like he is available. He got thrust into the limelight too early but there is a player in there. I’d imagine he’d be a good 8 and Howe would mould I’m into a class act.

won't be down to his gardening efforts. the bone idle cunt.

Fingers crossed Big Joe and Sandro will be back after the international break, or soon after.

Lot of pages to scroll here but, in case you've not had it, How do Mexicans keep warm? They use chicken fajitas...

Trickle down economics. Known to always work an absolute treat.

@Penmaker, three fucking years on here, isn't it about time you said something? yer cunt.