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What will be really getting to them, ultimately, is the PL now has more pull than even their very best football club. The reason they all have to say something, have to justify something, is because the German man has a hideous and inexorable inferiority complex. Sandwiched between the cool and clever Dutch, the confident, suave Italians, the artistic, romantic French and the resourceful, jocular Poles. What are they? Stilted, boring, predictable, safe Germans. Terrified of being shown up. This is why they were so easy to coalesce into the best workforce in Europe. Why they rallied for a pint-sized genocidal tweaker. Why they refuse to have anything other than simple caveman food. How do you like them äpfel? *obviously I’m not talking about any Germans associated with NUFC. Or my many German friends. Or their strong, independent wives.

I have to admit, the fact that Sunderland would've beaten these by at least six has slightly took a bit of the gloss off this win.

Tino out for up to 8 weeks but has avoided any ligament damage, which is good, reportedly (Downie and Waugh). Craig Hope has reported his leg has to be amputated.

I think Bayern expected Stuggart to keep him.for another season, just so they can go back and say "we'll take him now you plebs" All hail Eddie, the little centre back from division 3 telling the two-time ballon d'or winner that he's irrelevant

2048, a park in the emerald Isle: "Who, me?" "Yes you Connor Flaherty, I distinctly remember getting three rounds in at O'Neill's bar and you only got two, so you did. The next weekend you should've started the rounds off but you kept your hands in your pocket as if they'd been glued to your trousers!" "When was this, ewerk?" "Second week of August 1998, don't you dare try and deny it!"

Worried about a can of paint hitting him.

I've no doubt he'll come good eventually. Ekitike has the advantage of being match fit, although that's a problem entirely of Isak's making. Reminds me a bit of when Cole when to Man Utd. He took ages to get off the mark IIRC and then hit 5 against Ipswich in one match and everyone forgot about the slow start. The delicious irony with Isak is he was clearly of the opinion that he was too good for NUFC. The reality is it's the very players who he implied were below his level who helped make him the player he was last season. Have a slice of humble pie, ya Swedish cunt.

fireworks at 2am outside the murderers team hotel.

Two pens in Europe, fuck all in the PL, pen against Liverpool in Europe, fuck all against them in the PL?

Ahh fuck. I mean I thought Union might be quite decent considering they walloped PSV 3-1 away from home and are unbeaten in the league for 19 matches, but I'm wrong again.

Beat Forest and we can go into the break on a high, with Wissa and Ramsey both back after the break too.

Gemmill is walking a mile in my shoes

He looks lost without this man

This is the Bayern Munich that paid a £14.3m loan fee for Nicolas Jackson, with a £56.2m OBLIGATION to buy him if he makes a certain number of appearances. £70m for Jackson if they trigger that obligation. I'd pipe down if I was these lads.

ANOTHER extended period on Sky Sports devoted to disbelief at Man Utd being shit. Lads, they’ve been shite for about 3 seasons, nobody really cares about how it can be fixed, we’re just enjoying it

USG were a really good side before tonight’s game but somehow are a pub side now and Sunderland would beat them, also whilst the premier league is suddenly very strong CL is piss poor and they’d beat half of them

Go back to work. And work Sunday too. 👍

And he doesn't drool or speak like a mong

We'd prefer LM to you but here we are.

Isn't this now the 4th person with links to Bayern (Hoeness, Freund, Eberl & now Rummenigge) who have spoken disparagingly about us signing Woltemade? Surely if we've 'vastly overpaid' then it requires little comment. Smacks of "the cunts doth protest too much" to me. They're fuming they've missed out on him, expecting to snap him up for a snip next summer not expecting 'little Newcastle' to wade in and pay more for him than they were hoping to part with. This one needs firmly filing in the GAZUMPED, y'fuckas!! section.

Sounds to me like there's a video about to come out of Craig getting humped by his mate.

BTW if for the Marseille game they don't have Shola on his bike eating an onion whilst wearing a beret and a black & white hooped shirt, they're missing a trick.

I like it And I don't care what that says about me as a fan, a father or a man.

I really do like that Howe never seems to fall into the trap of being a whinging cunt like Klopp, Arteta, Maresca, et al. Even when it was suggested to him we've been unlucky conceding in added on time against Liverpool and Arsenal he just said that we must learn to do better. You can see the impact those managers actions have on their players (Saka whinging that they never get the decisions on Sunday being a prime example) and fans. Maybe you have to be like that to win the big trophies (although it's certainly not helped Arsenal so far) but I'd much rather we have Howe stay as he is.

One of their CBs, Sykes, is a Newcastle fan. 15/1 to score if you fancy him to emulate that drunk Bradford lad.

He'll probably come good especially with the favours they get but I hope he gets overwhelmed first by the legion of entitled glory hunters who turn quicker than a pint of whole milk left out in the Sahara.

It's really odd. It's like us coming out and telling the world several times that Liverpool paid too much for Ekitike. They valued him at more than us and paid accordingly, there's no point in crying about it when it was our decision not to bid further.

Forgot those cunts were playing last night. Woke up so the score. Morning wood remained. Ahh beautiful day. Especially when you see rat boy didn't start either. Slot is starting slowly creep under the pressure and morph into Klopp Mk 2

Bet you can, almost, immediately recognise who wrote this sentence.

No, we're watching Newcastle. And no need to call us cunts mate.

I saw Blondie at the City Hall in 1977 supporting Television they were excellent. I saw them return as Headliners of their own tour the following year & they were even better. I can confirm Debby Harry was "Sex on legs"

Narrator: "What really put the other customers off their meals....."

When I see this team name I can hear Blondie. But what is she singing about? Union Shitty Glue Union Slitty Grew Union Spitty Goo Fucked if I can work it out, dirty bint.

Moment's silence, please. Liverpool's season crashing and burning to honour Jota's memory.

One sour Kraut is usually quite enough!