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Ruptured his larynx shouting at Aubameyang. True story......

Lovely little shithouse is our gaffer.

Deutschland, Deutschland, über alles… 😉

They should have hung around in appreciation of Gemmill for keeping them in the Premier League for years.

I’m definitely of the view that I’m going to sit back and just enjoy the progress the club is making considering the good times we’ve had these past few seasons. And finally winning that cup has made me a lot more relaxed about it all. At least, I tell myself that and then come kick off, I’m asking for people subbed off after 15 minutes because they’ve miscontrolled a throw. That’s what football is about, let Eddie Howe keep a level head, he’s the manager. Let me shout on like an idiot, I say

Worst night of 2025 so far for beatty.

In a past life CT would absolutely have bankrupted himself buying cure-all elixirs from every travelling salesman to pass through the Boldon area

I’ve just got back home after taking Mrs. F. to Crammy hospital 6am this morning. Long story short, she was taken in to surgery to have her appendix out at teatime, all well, but she’s more tripped out than Gemmill and TBD on a Grateful Dead weekend in a peace camp in Wiltshire. God bless the NHS!

Show me a more composed midfield performance from a 19 year old this season btw.

That was actually better

Is that your list for Santa?

I asked ChatGPT for a summary of this post and it sent me this gif Does anybody speak AI to decipher it for me?

Why the fuck are we in the away strip again???

honourable mention for halfwit pickford... thought he'd fucked up our champions league place last season and had that crushed out of him a few minutes later. picked the ball out of his net four times tonight. fucking mackem cunt.

The acoustics at this stadium are supposedly the best in the country. The boos at half time are going to be superb.

Botman not on the bench, Burn ahead of Schar on the left is a completely reasonable choice

Finally, a bit of rotation for Tonali instead of flogging him to death. Big game for Elanga too

Aye. That’s got to be a week in the crèche ffs.

Don’t worry lads, CT’s ChatGP has got this.

He wouldn't have been given the opportunity for Man City and others to covet him if he was still on our books. If we'd have taken the 10 point deduction we wouldn't have been in the CL. Unfortunately there was no other option because of previous buys but wouldn't have been in the position to attract others without those buys.

Am also singled out by Microsoft and google for apparently having 3 billlion emails in various inboxes too. Life is too short

This place would be boring AF if the match threads were measured and rational what's the point in being a football fan if you can't lose your shit and think the whole team are club footed bonk eyes every time the concede a goal!?

Wish we still had Anderson as well tbh. PSR is a fucking joke.

Compared to Steptoe she was young.

Thiaw has more goals than Isak this season

Fyp

tremendous first half. pope dropped, hall at left back, dan burn in central defence. seems like howe is finally getting the hang of this football business.

Not sure. Shows how hard it is to understand football. You can go from winning at the weekend 3-2 at 17:30 to losing 3-0 at the weekend but only if you support Sunderland.

Miley looks a right unit now. His arse is four buttocks wide.

Burn back to his natural position and seems to be back to playing well. Who'd have thought? Get actual cover at LB in Jan and let him get back to what he does best in the long term - bullying fuckers and being a massive unit.

The big question here is.... Can Pickford touch his toes?

“Felt something in his groin” Bollocks!

100% on Gemmill this

Useless Bournemouth cunts.

Let's not be so hasty, I mean I still have hundreds of critically important images stored like the one below.

These ChatRTG bots are getting out of hand.

I wanted Gemini too add a Panama hat to this image but it refused, the ai cunt

Catts for me like.

On Eddie Howe's birthday as well. A weeks ban.

Every club going in history has been able to be ambitious including us but now there's an arbitrary line in the sand that says no more, if you've got it, good for you you, if you presently haven't, make that permanently haven't, tough shit. That just can't be right and isn't right. It's one of the reasons I'm genuinely going off football at the minute.

"Hey ChattyG..... Why are people picking on me?"

Don’t think its fickle. Think it’s reactionary. Being a football fan is about your feelings, how you feel like we should play. How you feel we played etc. Some of the comments are reactionary, which should be expected. Im one of the Mr Spock fans personally. I can see the progression and the long term plan. I appreciate the recent great times honestly (best in my lifetime), so I’m ok to look past the current mediocre run. That isn’t to say someone mouthing off in the match thread calling everyone shite is a lesser opinion. It’s all valid, but maybe from my point of view maybe a bit over the top and can see why it would annoy other fans. Feel like Rayvin here, trying to appeal to both sides.

About 3 weeks ago the owld dear over the road was taken into hospital. When I saw a couple of paramedics over the road I was a little worried. She must be close to 90, but she is mentally all there and a good laugh actually but her mobility isnt there. Anyways one of the paramedics came over and told us she was been taken in because she had bad infection in her leg. Owld dear was stressing because of her dog. So I looked after the dog until her dog walker came to collect it. Not seen anything since and its sad. We've had her for dinner a few times in the 8 years we have lived here and go shopping for her etc. Anyway, last few day at work have been a stress. One of the bairns who works directly for me is a waste of oxygen. Shocking attitude etc. I want them gone. We had a deadline today for a key client and we missed it because they basically lied about something being done. Anyways I have had to seriously kiss arse this afternoon. So got to 5 and I went straight for a pint. Other bairn who works for me came and we had a pint. Then Mrs Wilson messaged to tell me she was in the hair dressers and she said she cba cooking so lets go for food. So went for a bite to eat and a nice glow of a couple of beers and a glass of wine. Got home and there was an ambulance outside the owld dears. Anyways she's home! So we've just had a cuppa with her and a catch up. Honestly. We we're sat with her and she told us how she was really ill and she was scared as she has no family here. Her only family is in Canada and they're elderly too. She said it was so nice to have a cuppa with us. Fuck em, I was crying! I know she's not going to be around forever but it was lovely to see her and she's not lost any of her humour. Feet up now and try and forget about the budget, politics and other shit. Have a good weekend all. Much love

Here you go. Use Pixel Studio instead.

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