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Elanga’s dancing feet to make the difference 🤔

Not sure if the court sketch is of Doyle or TBD on hearing the sentence?

I can see the scene, Farage kneeling, Rayvin standing behind him gun to the back of the frog faced cunts head: Safety off "click" Round chambered "clunk" First pressure "squeeze" Just before second pressure: Rayvin "sorry" BANG

Right, I let it slide on Sunday but I can’t turn a blind eye again. IT. WAS. NOT. HIS. FIRST. DERBY.

We need to talk about CT.

Big Dan, tried to play on with that! fucking hell, if some of the others had even half of that commitment we might have got something. Best wishes to him for a speedy recovery.

Ghana didn't even qualify, so they'll do well to!

"His Newcastle Nightmare", it was hardly a pleasant dream for us either the cabbage faced cunt

Btw, it's just a picture not a link in case you keep pressing it?

Announced today he’s suing the BBC for $5bn , which, along with the noise about Reiner, is an attempt to create a tsunami of shit to drown out the full release of the Epstein papers at the end of the week. Expect more outrageous crap from him between now and then.

Is that because he's a

If anyone is struggling with their Christmas avatar, @Howmanheyman has kindly offered to exercise his photoshop wizardry. Done me proud, tbh.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/dec/16/uk-to-rejoin-eu-erasmus-student-exchange-programme A tiny step in the right direction. Good.

I’ll do it I’m an atheist.

“Nigel Paul Farage, you have been found guilty of treason and advanced cuntishness. You will be taken hence to a lawful prison and from there to a place of public execution where you will suffer death by drowning in milkshake until you be dead, and may the Lord piss upon your soul” I’d watch that, presented by Ant and Dec.

Should’ve used the KC that TBD suggested

5 minutes i was waiting for the cunts to start talking.

https://bsky.app/profile/robertsaunders.bsky.social/post/3ma3rhr5wmc2l Whisper it, a quick telegraph thread.

That's all he's got left these days. Living off a playing career from 30 years ago and slagging off the fans of every club he's failed at in management.

@wykikitoon

Good shout that regarding AFCON Teams losing players; Inbred Cunts - 6 the same number as their fingers Man Ywenited 3 Burnley 3 Fulham 3 City 2 Forest 2 Spurs 2 West Ham 2 Wolves 2 Everton 2 Brentford 2 Palace 1 Liverpool 1 The rest 0.

It is a lot more congested than this stage last season. We're middling at creating and putting away our chances. Completely middling at preventing chances and preventing goals. So, we're entirely middling. I guess the positives are: We're yet to hit our stride and we're not cut adrift from the pack chasing the European spots. we're still in the CL, the FA Cup and the League Cup too. Wissa returning might be an answer up front, the window is coming and we've money to spend, and we're going to be utterly unaffected by AFCON.

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Welllll, this is awkward.

We’d decimate* the population if that was the criterion. *actually, decimation was one in ten, so whatever the opposite of that would be.

A fine piece of research to get you in the mood for the season. https://loreandordure.com/2025/12/16/jingle-bells/

It’s hilarious though so I’m pleased about that.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSS1MKgjJDP/?igsh=MXF6dmYwd2M5bTVydg==

Yes, I think that's the play. There will be pushbacks, cries of conspiracy or targeting or whatever, but it is absolutely crucial that Farage goes down in flames as the traitor he is. We need to start fighting back against Russian sponsored devastation in our societies, and that means we need to stop being so tolerant of people like Farage. I would genuinely implement the death penalty for any politician taking money from a hostile foreign state. I'm anti-death penalty but I'd pull the trigger myself on those people were that the state's position on justice in that sense. The damage they are doing to our society is unbelievable.

They've just announced an inquiry into foreign influence on British politics. Presumably that's gonna turn up more stuff on Reform as well.

It would have helped if the US judiciary had charged the pant-shitter over the January 6th attempted coup, as well mind.

They have to stand up to it. If they settle, they'll be constantly under threat of the next one, and it'll affect reporting. I'd love to see Starmer actually say something about this, beyond "it's a matter for the BBC". The US President is effectively suing the British taxpayer, and the spineless cunt has said nowt.

I can't stand the monarchy and it's been decent watch so far, the missus is a bit monarchy friendly without being total batshit and she was in a bit of a huff with me anyway so I put it on and after half an hour she went to bed.

Aye, fuck paying him a penny tbh. If the BBC released a worldwide broadcast called “ The Rapist in the Whitehouse: How the incestous paedophile Donald J. Trump conned his way to the top with Russian help.” it would do less harm to his “reputation” than he’s done himself on countless occasions.

"Jast pay him woke Lineker's yearly salary and make sure you don't chat shit abaht 'im again!!!"

@Kid Dynamitedid this the other day in the general chat page with another pic I put on so was just saving him some time by forewarning him on this occasion.

Whereas Keyth's only donation need is a new brain as his current one is as much use as a windscreen wiper on a submerged submarine.

As frustrating as the season has been so far it should be noted that a lot of teams are struggling with consistency. I can’t remember a season where so many teams are totally underperforming and struggling with confidence. Even Villa had a very poor start with people starting to question Emery and his recruitment until they went on another run and breeding confidence.

Is it because he's injured and so you won't be able to type "FUCK OFF BURN"

Renton reading this from his Tynemouth abode...

https://archive.ph/GbGRb Calm heads prevailing. Exactly what is needed.

So despite all our our issues, and I agree with a lot of what has been said on here - the exec shit show, the attempt to change playing style, the piss poor show from some of our expensive summer signings, the drop off in levels of some of our top players etc etc - the nature of the league and inconsistency many teams are showing means we are still 4 points off 5th place. A half decent run can still propel you right up the table and things quickly start looking very different again. I just don't know what Howe tweaks this time to achieve that. Nothing seems to be working because at the end of the day individual levels have been largely terrible this season and the players do need to step up. I don't think Howe is blameless, I think he's tried to navigate a difficult summer and do the best with this squad given our CL commitments but it has not worked. We've been terrible to watch for a while now as well and eventually that catches up to a manager. But I find it hard to blame him for some of the absolute individual dross we've seen lately from mind bogglingly stupid goals conceded to the likes of Elanga, Joelinto, Gordon and Willock not being able to make 5 yard sideway passes.

Maybe I'm just a sucker for any sort of earnest sentiment from players, but I really do appreciate Bruno saying these things. He may not be a leader on the pitch in the same way Trippier is, but he is closer to representing the 'heart' of the club than any player I've seen play for us in quite some time.

Quite happy for CT to be called the anti-Gemmill.

Woltemade is class and will come good given time. He was bought after the season had started, hoyed straight in, he swam instead of sinking (thank fuck), but now he needs a rest and some patience.