Sima

Yeah, and that's the only reason we're absolutely destroying your useless team. Which makes stealing the tactics and broadcasting them even more pathetic. Can you imagine the Test Match Special team doing the same if someone gave them the Australian plans? Of course not. Mind you, Fletcher already gave away our tactics with his book on how we won the 2005 series, the moneygrabbing twat. Not that this is a valid excuse for the Australians. Not TMS but the sun would certainly make sure they were hand-delivered to Fletcher and claim "IT WOZ US WOT WUNNIT" in the event of a victory.

Spectacular sweeping generalisation from LM

No striker of any merit will sign for us knowing that he will be 3rd or possibly even 4th choice when everyone else is fit tbh. Peter Crouch even entertaining coming here will be knocked on the head. Why leave being 3rd or 4th choice at a team that has regular Champions Leage football to be 3rd or 4th choice and mid-table strugglers?

Random capitalised word is the middle of sentences? Must be a Sun/NOTW story.

What a fucking disgrace, sanctimonious prick. Hides all of his money from the Irish government in offshore accounts.

Luque and Bernard's agent as well

It wasn't in, get over it.

ffs... Given's fault tbh. After getting that much of a hand to it he should be keeping that out.

Muse at Edinburgh. Awesome.

Regardless of the curve of the ball, it's not the part that just touchest the ground that has to be over. It wasn't in.

Giving out his own "sizeable advance" over there tbh

Make sure he detailed his "purchases" as well.

MacGill must be getting on bit as well shirley? (and he's nowhere near as good as Warne, but that goes without saying!) Better record than Warne in Australia, although that could have changed recently.

Owen England's number one goalscorer? Has he scored more than 49 like?

Just a massive sticker by the looks of it.

I love their attitude "Cheeky fuckers, get the BASTARDS e-mailed :FROTH:" Further making them look completely smalltime.

Not a day goes by without a topic titled "Mag at work"

The best Mail headline I've seen was earlier this year: "Open Door For Migrant Skivers" For fucks sake. Is that an instruction?

Beat me to it! They're obsession with all things NUFC lead them to mount a campaign as we were apparently ahead of them, though of course none of us could give a shit. I love the fact they do stuff like this yet the board is full of posts claiming NUFC fans are obsessed with Sunderland and think of nothing else! I forget they exist sometimes these days as we have problems enough of our own without worrying about those tosspots! I'm currently pissing myself laughing at their vitriol towards the intertoto cup. Ironic thing is we're totally embarassed by it, they want us to care so much

The best one is that curly haired fucker putting up the Chelsea one and half peeling it off. For fuck's sake mate, is that the extent of your acting career, you loser! "Is this what it's come to? The five years at drama school, I deserve better than this" His agent must be Darren Lamb: PLAYA!

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.ph...ght=wallbangers

You should see the campaign on the SMB to get some Sunderland ones made.

James King said it completely ripped off the plot of Star Wars on R1 the other day

Yeah but you think Joaquin Phoenix was in AI

I think it's more of a case of if someone is about as good as you or even slightly less talented, but comes from New South Wales, then it's "thanks a lot, bye". For instance, the only reason Stuart McGill (who is shit, incidently) was considered a replacement for Shane Warne was because he was from NSW. Brad Hodge has been the best batsman at state level for years but has barely had a chance in the Test team. Why? He's Victorian. Although will Merv Hughes on the selection panel the bias may shift slightly in the future. MERV! MERV! MERV!