Sima

Good. Wife is seriously ill tbh, although you didn't know that.

Gilchrist so awesome, basically making a mockery of his last 25 knocks where he had an average of 20-odd. Just missed out on the record.

The advent calendar

Best off firing a letter off first then. See what his craic is when he gets it.

Does it say anything about his liability to keep the basic amenities in full working order?

I take it you have a tenancy agreement in place?

Speaking of predictions, I assume no-one ever does the iknowthescore malarky anymore, just I haven't in about 8 weeks and I'm still top.

Glad to see you had fun, you're not getting a rise out of me though. I don't really worry about what people I'll probably never, ever meet think about me. It's only a messageboard ffs.

Mustard?

Thing is, it was only an off the cuff remark to start with but you grabbed my attention by throwing back insults like fatty and bitter. Could have just threw back a simple "shut up" and that would been the end of it. You gave me the material to work with and continued to for, what? the last 30 minutes? So get back to your strumming eh?

I'm confused as to why you really want to know so much about me? If you're looking for a life partner I don't swing that way tbh. You've just took my bait hook, line and sinker for the last half an hour, I'm now bored with your attention so you're no longer required.

It's a bit hard to give the impression you're not venting rage when you used the word cunt no less than 3 times in your retort. Simply amending one of my comments to fit your needs in your response renders you completely useless. Now be gone.

Kopke was an awesome keeper

Like a gay mind reader! Gay minds are the easiest to read. Blokes minds are the easiest to read tbf. Fuck knows what the lesbians think about like. In fact, fuck knows what they even do?

Still missing the point I see, don't see where I even questioned what you look like? Bitter about what exactly? Being a student layabout that harbours a zero hope of ever making anything with your "band" or is it having the amazing ability to be unable to construct a line of text longer than a few words? The fact that you are venting rage at being unable to even comprehend what I am saying has me more than amused tbh. As for the picture? Not sure what you are getting at? Need something to whip your fashionable skinny jeans down to and tug yourself silly to?

Were talking real friends here mate, I live with my band at the moment and we have fun, You're so bitter and predictable it's hillarious Plus i know im good looking or at least not bad looking, Howay fatty get a picture of yourself up eh? Please alter your posts so they are at least 1% readable and I might honour you with a response. Dismissed.

Judging by his mongish personality, finding a plural amount of people that like him within a 30 mile radius is going to be difficult tbh. That's including him looking in a mirror btw.

Could have been Keane or Coldplay tbh

Ambi-lights blatantly the shittest gimmick ever.

Not that much HD material out there to justify setting up more channels. The only real old stock material that can be made to HD is movies and and there are already two HD movie channels. There are a lot of documentaries in HD as well, but there are already 3 of those.

£149 if you buy anything at Currys tbh

The only thing that isn't wrong about that post is the £10 a month part.

Currys are doing 1/2 price if you buy ANYTHING in store. HD is awesome tbh, although the channels are a bit limited at the minute.

Yup, and of course you've swam right across them. Walked across them tbh

The channel is merely a puddle compared to some of the places I've been. So that was probably the most sense you made in your whole post Now, be gone.