Sima

How dull, matches England's performance.

Sun in stirring-up xenophobic hate SHOCKER

England so meek.

You do with the console, yes, but you get just the remote with Wii Play (the one with the fishing, etc)

Can't really recommend any games as I've only got Wii Sports and Wii Play atm, but Zelda's supposed to be the best game on it right now. If you buy Wii Play you get an extra remote as well.

Spectacular editing there.

Why would I do that, they're the best thing I've played in ages.

They always laugh at us, but feel free to bury your head in the sand. Fact is due to our moronic support, our arsehole of a chairman and our despicable off the field antics, we're one of the most hated and laughed at teams in the country. Fully expecting you to call me a liar tbh

So much random bolded text, looks like a Sun article.

Good. Wife is seriously ill tbh, although you didn't know that.

Like a bear to honey

Gilchrist so awesome, basically making a mockery of his last 25 knocks where he had an average of 20-odd. Just missed out on the record.

The advent calendar

I hear Leazes has hung himself.

Ronaldinho dives just as much as the rest of them tbh, his halo has long since slipped.

Best off firing a letter off first then. See what his craic is when he gets it.

I'd have sacrificed the £20 to see a draw, but ho-hum.

4/5

I've just bet £20 on Chelsea so Shay, you can let one in now if you like.

Jinxed us now tbh

BEE BEE SEE

Does it say anything about his liability to keep the basic amenities in full working order?

Apparently Chelsea radio confirming Charlie out for the rest of the season.

Spectacular. No, really.

MON Babayaro