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canofbeans shitty argument is completely undermined by the fact he calls Man Utd ManYoo. Cretinous. By the way, anyone would have thought Shearer got paid peanuts to sign for us they way people go on about him coming home, blah, blah, blah. People bleat on about Loyalty when I'd wager Shearer's Newcastle contract was far more financially lucrative than the oner Man Utd put to him.

Can't bat, Can't bowl, Can't field.

The end

It did have Kate Winslet's tits in tbf

Monkey Island \o/

This the silly mare that posts pissed all of the time?

No-one else quote the picture please cheers.

Eh? Why do people get so wound up? I don't understand it.

Haha, safety winks. Christ Almighty

Pressuring the bandwidth, what the fuck's he doing like? Got 10 windows open and hammering F5?

haha, Mijatovic blatantly toying with the English media wp son.

Hmmmnmmmnnnn........nice knee. That's your own knee I know, much better than yours.....

So does our goalkeeper and our entire back four tbh You'd probably get a certain degree of accuracy out of Beckham instead of HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!

Maybe, in comparison to what he used to be. But, he used to be one of the best players in the world so that's no big deal. Plenty of players around the world aren't the players they were. doesn't mean I wouldn't want them in our team.

See, I don't think he's over the hill, he'd be a much better option in the middle than Emre for the next 2-3 seasons. If someone said to me we'd get him at a cut price (£1-2m) due to his contract being up in the summer and we could get shot of Emre for about double that I'd take it.

Far better than anything we have got in midfield. If his wages weren't to be so outlandish I'd be all for it (Bosman ofc)

Hahahahaa, like a little Yorkshire Terrier. Bored are we?

Whatever la.

It's open to interpretation, you'll have to do better than that if you want your crown back though. Crown?

Inter

That a question or a statement?

Bandwagontastic!

No mention of an updated iPod then. Although I imagine that'll come later.

October

He is the figurehead of a consortium