Sima

England's bowling attack simply woeful. Whenever Australia have batted in this match it's looked like a slab. In England's first innings it looked like a minefield.

Just looking at cricinfo and found this Highest test wins (Runs only) They're aiming for that tbh

tbf people said the same thing when they unveiled Tevez and Mascherano, don't see how this is any different.

Australia to declare on 1 run or win by 1000

Geordie Lad....Gallowgate End. The ugly fucktard is a walking cliche, kissing Roeder's arse saying we've only lost 1 in 8 and there's still doom and gloom. LOOK WHO WE'VE PLAYED YOU COCK Couldn't run past me granny! - Fuck me how old is she? 6,900? Great prank btw Anal, OMG WHAT A PRANKSTAH!!!1111

Isn't it STILL Fosters?

Don't see why people would get a drink from the bars at the match. It tastes like piss (even more so than Fosters normally does)

ahahahaaa Warne

Clark gets Collingwood after a series of balls with perfect line and length

McGrath soooooooooo good.

You cannot estimate how much anyone loses due to piracy due to the simple fact that not every copy of an album/film which has been downloaded illegally would have been bought in the first place.

Face like a welders bench tbh

Langer doing Hayden's job

Don't worry it's just a cameo Hopefully as a corpse tbh

Australia win the toss and bat first.

ahaha, amazing

Benaud, like Gemmill says is a FTA man and won't commentate on Pay TV. Saying that though, he is on Channel Nine's commentary team so expect to hear him the whole series anyway. Nine's whole cricket team is amazing tbh

Don't see how they can make it without Jackson. By not employing him as director, they've probably just halved their box-office takings.

Pele also said El Hadji Diouf was one of the top 100 players of all time as well tbh. Incorrect. 125 then

I'm now convinced LM and HTL are the same person. Didn't HTL used to cry like a baby when people called him names only literally SECONDS after he had daubed people wankers and pricks?

Not a chance of Wayne Bridge coming here. We're fighting relegation ffs.

Sounds like a South Park sketch.

Well he has supplied us with some right garbage in the past.

Nothing much else to do after 5 olympic golds and 13 world titles tbh