Sima

What a shit match.

Germany taking the piss

Tevez is a one-man Battleship

Haha Charlize Theron mistaken for a WAG To be fair, she probably is someones though

Still though, if Lawro eclipses his "noises" during the England game last week I'll be impressed

Lawro laughing at his own jokes. Cunt's trick tbh

Lesson 1 In how to out yourself as a Mackem tbh

Oh fuck off Chiles you twatbasket. You'd be creaming yourself if Rooney did that.

Please go to Desailly now.

El Loco

Stupid mackem cunt

Tyldsley distraught whenever a Uruguay penalty hits the net

GOAL FOR AFRICA!!!!!!!

Fuck off Desailly you utter mongbubble

Haha Suarez

Haha, come the fuck on Uruguay

Drops down to five if you use "Stevie's Law" tbh

No chance.

Please let Redknapp be England manager. He'd take England back to the dark ages.

Yes, there were a lot of giants on the pitch at Villa Park 2 seasons ago.

Yeah we'd already signed Guivarc'h or else I'm sure we'd have been gazumped by Milan. Or Barcelona.

I'd guess 95% of it is due to the media hyping the England team beyond belief as some kind of massive footballing superpower when they are predominantly just quarter-finalists at best. The whole "this is our time" thing every single time a major tournament rolls around, despite the fact that England have only ever reached one tournament final and 3 semi-finals. Contrast that with Germany, who are a true superpower (and have been frequently described as average recently) who have reached 7 finals and 11? semi-finals. England are an also-ran and the sooner the media accept that, the better.

Amazing wasn't it. Absolutely spectacular. The whole "it's not our fault, we were robbed by x, y and z" These players are so far up their own arse it's untrue. For England to do anything in the future they need to drop all of the old guard from the squad immediately.