geordieshandy

Post his number and someone'll give him a ring pretending to be from the clap clinic

If you look at where Blackburn finished and the teams above them, none of them really had room to fit Bellamy in without shipping someone else. He's joined a very average side, and taken them into Europe.

He can head it further than Boumsong tbh 136326[/snapback] Didn't let it bounce either

I lose that and more every time I gan for a shit

Oooh the cheek of it. You're just jealous cos I completed the drop a jean size challenge.

6ft and 14 st

I'm still up for this like, depending on whether or not I'm in Italy at the time, which I won't find out about till next month probably.

Yeah, but Barca's second string are still a good team. 135319[/snapback] Back them then 135324[/snapback] I was just waiting to see what anyone else said before I put some dosh on Looking at the Spanish League table, we could possibly play Depor in the Intertoto again? 135328[/snapback] No we couldn't.

Just imbibing them then

F.A.C.T.

How do I treat a corn then? 135237[/snapback] Take it out to dinner

I was married to Dec's brother 135225[/snapback] Civil partnership surely

Hook up with Bernard as well, it suit him.

My first and second thoughts on reading that piece. Gemmill - what the fuck are you doing online? If I ever get this addicted to the board please feel free to ban me. PS What colour hankie have you got hanging out your arse pocket today? 134901[/snapback] I haven't left yet man! Today is packing and sorting my house out, and returning Cath's cats day. I fly tomorrow morning. All travel arrangements were made with Tyneside's greatest son in mind. 134935[/snapback] It's nice of you to think of Jimmy when you're off on your hols

That was well funny, you don't actually post on there though, do you?

I'll probably go and see it, I think wor lass is booking tickets for the opening night. I'm not sure there's enough shame.

Awesome, I might pop down with my Rangers top on.

Has Renton made another cock up? I think the sun is getting to him.

Reminded me of this: What's black and slides down Nelson's Column? 134843[/snapback] I was thinking Winne Mandela but that doesn't really work..... 134845[/snapback] It used to be her though, a classic joke back in the day 134850[/snapback] Why black and white though - does she have white hair? Can't honestly remember. I prefer the zebra answer. 134854[/snapback] Where does Alex mention white?

Monument is draped in a huge balck and white jonny

Shepherd sucking Big Al's cock

Where to? Africa? Racist tbh! 134796[/snapback] It reminded me of that song sung by Tim Healy in Phoenix nights, but no-one got my reference. 134802[/snapback] I got it, the racist folk band 134809[/snapback] I thought it was obvious.

McClaren is the chairman of who now?

These boots aren't the ones we wanted son. He's shite, simple as. I couldn't believe how fickle the fans were against Chelsea, actually getting behind him if he did anything remotely right. He was still shite imo, and the 8 million price tag from Rangers is just taking the piss. 134766[/snapback] And here's me thinking we were just getting behind everyone on the park.