geordieshandy

Would much rather keep Bowyer tbh

I half considered Arca, but I couldn't be bothered to find out how old he was. He seems like he's been there for ages. Anyone ? 130711[/snapback] Late 20's. I've seen him play a few games in the championship and premiership and he's always immpressed me. But I think he plays on the wing now for the mackems rather than fullback? If we tie down Zoggy to a new deal then we wont really need Arca. When Upson was playing for Reading he excelled, and I've rated him highly ever since. Unfortunately his season's been dogged by injuries so he could be another Woodgate. Forssell is far too injury-prone and would probably only manage about 5 games for us, given our injury record. Pennant has alot of ability but he's a cheating little turd with a bad attitude. Whether he can rectify that signing for us I don't know. Will never forget him going in two-footed on Stephen Hunt though. C**t. 130722[/snapback] Try 25. Plays canny well as an attacking full back

I reckon he's just trying to get another 50+ page thread going.

When Bolton beat Boro tonight the whole dream will be over. Nice distraction though.

For me Gudjohnsen is among the best players in the league. His ability to attack from just about anywhere is awesome. If Mourinho insists on not playing him up front and then brings in the likes of Ballack, then perhaps he is on his way. I'd be in like a shot.

If Milner is away to Villa as seems to be on the cards, although Shepherd is a fool to let him go, then we will need someone to be replace Nobby on the right. Not sure that Shepherd would allow the purchase of Pennant though, not after the other idiots he's had through here

He also got a ton of money to spend. Buying players like Mendes and Alessandro makes a difference.

I blame Souness. Ooh and Shepherd. And perhaps Doug Hall.

She's not half as posh as me FACTMAN durdur durdur durdur durdur FACTMAN

But when Jimmy Milner gets his arse back (which he better do) we'll have no need for him. He's had a really canny season down there, and I think he's first or second in the assists tables

Shaming indeed.

Reminds me of a time, I think it was when the Charlton game was called off, one of my mates who's a policeman actually asked to see this lasses id before starting to chat her up. Brilliant. She was a bit of mental like, really tidy but said that a year ago she was 20 stones?!?!

Hunklebert Dumpadink

Eek lunch time set, absolutlely no need for talking then. 128634[/snapback] typo 2am 128636[/snapback] For 16+? Damned kids, shouldn't be allowed out and all that.

Eek lunch time set, absolutlely no need for talking then.

Agree with the above, nee need for the DJ to be giving "shout outs" and general banter. Play a requests if need be, but generally just shut up and play the tunes.

Interesting sky stats since he who shall not be named left Roeder to somewhere

Calling someone a doyle is great, also hedge, and simply jerk.

Are you confusing her with Fern Brittain? 128467[/snapback] Yes. 128480[/snapback] Are you saying you wouldn't do Fern Brittain? For shame.

The Hunt for a new manager:

Could be derived from "ha'pennyworth"? 128430[/snapback] Sounds right to me

Wazzock is a canny word, numpty also wazzocking numpty for double points

I'd batter the socks off of Fearne Cotton and no mistake.

If you didn't leave it to the last minute you wouldn't have put enough effort in and therefore it wouldn' t be good enough. Say if you actually started a piece of work in reasonable time, you'd still be fannying on with it with three minutes to go before hand so why not leave it for six months and then knock it all out the night before. It's what I do and look where I am.

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