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Are you sure they're not just changing it to a supplier that hasn't raised it's tariffs quite yet?

No, drink more beer, but don't eat

It sounds almost as bad as sitting through an episode of No Angels. 106913[/snapback] The pay is better

Have to say, a few of us were canny tempted while in the second year of university, it's a canny wedge for doing nowt.

Drugs tests goes wrong Canny unfortunate, anyone done this before?

George's teams always played with a "devil may care" free spirit,

Sorry, yeah, I wasn't jumping down Zoggys neck, rather as Dotbum points out, comparing someone who everyone regards as being a fairly special prospect with someone who has become one of the best players in the world, but started "slowly".

Another out of the "old school" managers club. Has little or no idea about how the game is changing, as is blatently obvious from his spiel on the tellybox

Henry played for Monaco before Juventus ffs. 106448[/snapback] yep, and 20 goals in 110 games proves my point 106593[/snapback] Hardly. It's not a terrible return for a young left winger. 106607[/snapback] Compares favourably with another young french left winger (is it 4 in 50?)

She's very good then, she's fucking with the sharpness of the house as well! She or anyone that knows me could have me committed by drive-thru evaluation tbh. 106309[/snapback] Puts contacts in whilst you're sleeping perhaps? That'd be well sly

Ramage played last season as well did he not?

He got some canny performances from nobodies (Lawrence and Whitehead spring to mind) and you couldn't really predict that Stead would follow a quite canny first season with 7 months of firing blanks. The injuries to Kyle etc haven't exactly helped his cause much.

Factually correct, although probably bollocks. Thought Chelsea's best players last night were the two centre backs, which just goes to show something. Drogba, Duff and Robben were absolute shite. We need to sign Eidur G 104573[/snapback] I agree. Eidur would be a massive signing. I think he would fit in perfect alongside or just behind Owen with his great link-up play and vision. But he wouldn’t come cheap…£8m-£10m is my guess 105005[/snapback] And the rest. In my opinion one of the most underated footballers in the league. Doesn't get half the credit he deserves

I'm sorry, I'm very very sorry, but this thread has become more poplar since I started this.

Multi-billion dollar projects to read a newspaper? Sounds exactly like government spending to me; we wouldn't understand, it's Economics you see, ask Rob. 104914[/snapback] He knows the bloke who invented the Sputnik. 104915[/snapback] Keeping an eye on Oliver no doubt

Fire is certainly man's domain. As is killing animals with spears. Not too much of that to do around Shipcote though. Could go to the park with a javelin and get after the geese but I imagine I'm more likely to get a child or a swan. Either way I'm going to jail.

Even on the newer ones, the commentary jizzes everytime there's a one-two

Deluded tbh 104837[/snapback] He is pretty boring like. 104847[/snapback] Boring who? And from what angle does it make him pretty? And where's my medicine?

Yeah but who invented the boiler or kettle who made that water hot in the first place, only doing it in order to assist the ladies to open jars without bothering them while they're trying to watch Buffy? Man, that's who 104842[/snapback] probably the same person who invented football for me to watch whilst hubby does the dishes and brings me in a coffee and you just said that to get the word 'Boiler' in to this thread didnt you?!! every thread leads to it!! 104846[/snapback] I find that accusation outrangeous

Ooohhhhohhho oohhhh Chris Holland's signature. ooohhho Where's me chequebook?

Yeah but who invented the boiler or kettle who made that water hot in the first place, only doing it in order to assist the ladies to open jars without bothering them while they're trying to watch Buffy? Man, that's who

What? What are you saying? What are you talking about you mentalist? WHAT?

Then who would you put at right-back smart-alec? 104825[/snapback] You called? 104828[/snapback] Ahem tbh

Evil Edna tbh