geordieshandy

113011[/snapback] I think the image of God smashing in the back doors of a group of vicars has to be one of the more surreal things posted on here 113013[/snapback] Where's that, might use it for a poster I'm doing for the local church. Just had a better idea, I'll add some text to it and put it on the bible thumpers windscreens next time the park outside my house and leave no space for me. 113018[/snapback] I think it was a mental image, a particularly mental one. I could knock something up on Paint but I can't be arsed.

Alex says bald men are unattractive, or something aahhh 112977[/snapback] Leazes do you want me to take back those comments about your forum? 112983[/snapback] Stop flirting, or can the mods move this to the new slavaring forum. 112999[/snapback] Cockle-pickers? 113008[/snapback] I don't want to know what they get up to in the privacy of their own bedrooms

113011[/snapback] I think the image of God smashing in the back doors of a group of vicars has to be one of the more surreal things posted on here

Alex says bald men are unattractive, or something aahhh 112977[/snapback] Leazes do you want me to take back those comments about your forum? 112983[/snapback] Stop flirting, or can the mods move this to the new slavaring forum.

Thats because all gays have a good sense of humour and i line them up for him, gays that is. 112976[/snapback] It's actually your one and only comeback is to call someone gay, Primary School humour tbh 112990[/snapback] Protesting too much tbh

I'd double bag tbh

It probably clashes with a long arranged interview he has to do... 112895[/snapback] 112922[/snapback] 112930[/snapback] That's a canny sized puppy to be honest. What's it going to be like when it grows up, a huge dock off bear? Imagine the mess.

That could have been an "oh my god, I've done all of them, twice, last night" you just don't know.

Good lord, is this place now a lonely hearts column?

Just make sure he's had his jabs please

Whereas they, ironically, fail to understand simple things, as Cath has just demonstrated. 112470[/snapback] There was a reason I left sharpish after posting this.

No Adriano?

And surely this is in the wrong forum, I mean rules is rules and that.

And then where would he go? He'd be in the forumless posters shelter that's where, waiting for some young impressionable youth to come along looking for a poster for their new forum. Sitting there in the corner, tail between legs, puppy dog take me home eyes. Heart breaking.

Or just about anything if you're a woman. 112465[/snapback] Women are far more articulate than blokes 112466[/snapback] Not quite what I was refering to, more the inexplicable amounts of double meanings.

Or just about anything if you're a woman.

She would be a good start I agree. Her fame/fortune etc. must say something terrible about our society. What a dozy bint she is. I wouldn't mind so much but she has a face like a dropped mince pie. 112407[/snapback] I swear there was a "celeb" magazine advertising "Jade interviews Chantelle!" the other week. Z-list interviewing Y-list. 112417[/snapback] Why didn't she just interview herself, surely would have saved splashing out appearance fees for another celebrity

I can't believe you watch that or for that matter know of it's existence

Knowing NUFC it was probably someone called Henry Pires 112123[/snapback] Lionel Perez

Missed a trick when Blackburn got him like, probably too late now. 112392[/snapback] aye. you can't help but think blackburn got the better deal when we paid them compensation for souness and they got hughes 112393[/snapback] I think Hughes is closer to the job than some people think. Close enough to think that if O'Neill doesn't come then Hughes will be approached. I also think that Freddie knows already he wouldn't be wasting his time. 112409[/snapback] Followed by another Welshman no doubt.

Like grunting.

Take that back, take it back right now.

It'll be anarchy, anarchy I tells ya.

5m plus Milner according to that post. 112357[/snapback] Think I'd rather have another look at Milner. 112361[/snapback] Definitely, Dyer isn't too hot at crossing the ball, and Milner seems to have come on canny well down there.

Whey, seeing as Craig/gol isn't hardly around no more with his new job and pud is probably away planning his next global ruse I think we may have to be patient with the stickies