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geordieshandy

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  1. I was told last night that Kember had said when he went over there that he didn't want rescued should he be taken hostage.
  2. Was it one of those horrible christmas ones like? I've been known to hoy a couple of those out on the sly, never into a river though.
  3. You were expecting full sophisticated statistical population analysis?
  4. Rightly too. Seeing as the proceeds from these tickets are going to charity it stinks a bit that people would try and make a daft profit on them. Stick to selling Blue Peter badges
  5. The army then have a responsibility to get it's people back.
  6. Why read when you could play with your rubber duck
  7. Did it ring ahead like? 110229[/snapback] course 110234[/snapback] So polite. Was it after directions and parking availability? And couldn't we just say that we're busy tomorrow and could they make it a week on Thursday? 110239[/snapback] actually it did enquire for directions to the SOL 110244[/snapback] There's plenty of parking availibilty there.
  8. Did it ring ahead like? 110229[/snapback] course 110234[/snapback] So polite. Was it after directions and parking availability? And couldn't we just say that we're busy tomorrow and could they make it a week on Thursday?
  9. Well just shoot them then
  10. There's a few on here that could use that sort of diet
  11. Or we could just accept our fate, and realise we're not invincible
  12. Quite likely, or could have responsible for the heat needed to kick off a reaction that led to life forming. 110185[/snapback] Bollocks! Where did you hear that? 110189[/snapback] I made it up, I'm allowed to do that, I call it a hypothesis, based on the fact that some chemical reactions require an activation energy, and incoming meteors would provide that. I'm not saying it's FACT, more POSSIBILITIMUNDOLICIOUS. I should keep thoughts like that to myself
  13. That happened to me in the civic, but it was that annoying cockney vicar who's at one of the chirches in town (St Andrews I think). Anyway, he's always on the local news being wacky and reading shit poetry, but he couldn't even be bothered to say thankyou when I opened a door for him. So I wrote my own poem entitled 'That Reverend Chap is a Bit of a Twat' and sent it to Look North. 110180[/snapback] Get a reading?
  14. Quite likely, or could have responsible for the heat needed to kick off a reaction that led to life forming.
  15. Nee wonder it cost 90 quid if he was doing that. Or is that just to make sure the tank is as full as possible?
  16. Lass in tow. Can't be seen looking like some sort of Northern tramp. Hence the request for decent restaurant tips too, which fell on deaf ears, you fucking plebs. 110101[/snapback] So you need some exciting decor to detract from your pitiful performance?
  17. I dont know how you manage to put the hoover round with that limp wrist. Seriously.....it's just plain wrong. 110096[/snapback] Who needs a hoover?
  18. Fair enough, but I don't remember anything like that from a "Brief history of time". 110054[/snapback] In all honesty, it's the one book of his I would consider reading in the future as I need stuff like that simplifying. Bet he's hoyed in a few dubious stories about the scientists like 110059[/snapback] Then I would suggest John Gribbon's books
  19. Trivial even 110092[/snapback]
  20. Contradiction in terms, surely?! 110003[/snapback] Other way around tbh. All trivia is, by definition useless, seeing as the word derives from the latin for three roads, and is used to describe the gossip discussed by the local women who used to meet at the junction of three roads to natter. 110087[/snapback] They might have been discussing global politics and atomic physics. 110088[/snapback] Didn't I mention the word "women" It was shoes, and celebrity forum
  21. Contradiction in terms, surely?! 110003[/snapback] Other way around tbh. All trivia is, by definition useless, seeing as the word derives from the latin for three roads, and is used to describe the gossip discussed by the local women who used to meet at the junction of three roads to natter.
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