geordieshandy

I blame Shepherd

Well she offends me already, and I only heard of her 10 minutes ago. There again I'm not actually in the same country as her at the moment so can't comment.

Then surely she should be deported by default just for appearing on said programme

WHO?? (I meant Makosi by that)

Hmm maybe. All the lasses I know will splash a fortune on a pair of shoes, whereas the lads would prefer to wear theirs till holes appear. On a night out though, they're always the last to put their hand in their pocket (or whatever they do). Could be a split on that one.

Twas a lass that sent it to me, an ex in fact. But then she's scouse so that might have a bearing on things, and is also in the navy. I might be digging a hole for meself here

From nufc.com The ultimate put down, to be told you're not very good by a mackem the lad must be gutted

Possibly

NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and scrappy. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.. BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Travelodge. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the dustbin, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they were when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

I'm shit at Pro Evo and I'm also shit at football, so the analogy does work

Ah I thought the 18 rating was because of the bum sex and that's what made them gay.

Depends what sort of thing you're looking for obviously Personally been reading a bit of John Gribbons books, which are interesting and easy enough to read if you like popular science. His recent one on chaos and simplicity is exceedingly good as is his history of science. Fiction wise, if you want something Da Vinci code esque then Rule of Four isn't bad. Chris Brookmyre's books are exceptional in my opinion if want humourous (don't look terribly high brow though) or Brett Easton Ellis' new one is supposed to be quite good, haven't got that one read yet though.

Plus Milner is still going to come back, isn't he?

Tesco Extra is canny But for ultimate - the Jesmond Tesco takes some beating. But don't buy anything, most expensive Tesco on the planet

If they did how else would players like Hartson, Petrov, Ferguson and Boumsong look any good Even the directors should be thinking twice - it would be throwing away two big sources of income - euro football, and selling shit players that look good in the SPL to gullible English teams for massive profits

Efan Ekoku

Nope, is nee good. Maybe you just have to have some sort of tunefulness

We still have scouts??!!?? I thought Souness went after who ever was playing on Senanta or was playing over the wall?

I cannae fit that to that tune any way round. Maybe you've got to be a manc

Good, hopefully he can get past it and actually put something on the pitch. Enoughs enough, he's got to start doing the job he gets paid for and no amount of blubbing in front of his team mates is going to detract from that.

Maybe not the same class, but has similar mental attributes - wanting to win etc. It's about channeling that into some sort of coherency, and not just lamping your team mate.

I think we have enough of a nutter around the place in Bowyer. The lad should be modeling his game on Keane, he could be that sort of player.

I think you can quite easily compare them to what we did when we came up, no Jewell isn't someone with the reputation of Keegan, but he's got some hellish good backing from his chairman money wise. If this season goes well, then maybe he can start attracting bigger names to play there. The man is a good manager in my opinion, someone I'd have liked to have here when Robson left. Only real problem is that the town isn't a traditional football town, they'll all go to watch the rugby instead. Then again quite often a club comes up and makes a canny fist of their first season, and then it gans all to pot in the second term, when their good players are sanfled by bigger boys, (e.g. Ipswich). We'll no doubt see in the fullness of time which way it goes for them, best of luck to them

Nicked from the Guardian's Fiver

Was George III but was changed to "The Madness of King George"