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Not bad at centre half or right back or at a push defensive midfield in the Amdy Faye mould Can also sometimes do a bit up front, off days and on days - usually off - bit like Ameobi Run about a lot and look menacing

I thought exactly the same thing,

That's where I store all my important belongings - behind the radiator Other than my pornography obviously - that's behind the wardrobe

but he produces so much of it. oh you mean milk

Now I've seen everything. I thought a naked hobo wrestling a penguin was the last word in surrealism but that's certainly been well and truly trumped by dog in a yoda outfit.

This has been a real rollercoaster of emotions - almost unbelievable. All turned out well in the end and a happy ending - good to see

Isn't that supposed to be some sort of aphrodisiac

Plenty of Rocky orientated craic here then

15 mins surely

Ameobi's out - Hamstring, just been on radio

I'm not saying he doesn't, I'm saying that it's a start. And it doesn't help him being stuck on the wing, or playing alongside Shearer, but he has to bring his level of performance up, take the job seriously, and get properly stuck in against EVERYBODY, maybe there is a player in there somewhere, but he's done a good job at hiding him for as long.

Whey it's a start and one in the eye for all the ABBA's, but he's going to have to come up with that sort of level on a regular basis to get a lot of folk off his back. It would be interesting to see him play a full match with that commitment with Owen. Hopefully he doesn't take this goal against that lot, as an excuse to take it easy for a few games.

Years in prison: 33 Potential fine: £7000

Nowt that a large black cover wouldn't fix anyway

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Wasn't one of the reasons that SBR was annoyed was not just the distance to travel to play for his country but that the games were var nigh pointless due to Peru being unable to qualify at all.

Football's about money??

I'm canny sure ConocoPhillips own Jet

Fell out with the coach didn't he, something about being a lazy bastard and feigning injury and being a general fanny.

Like Babayaro would play for them again..

Where can I join this club? I know a couple of other lads who'll be right up for this sort of carry on. Just wait till I tell Kieron and Titus.

Well, there's another player who'll never play for us again, even if he wasn't injured all the time. You stupid boy