geordieshandy

But Max and Paddies Road to Nowhere was a bit of disappointment

But what would happen if you got a flat tyre, you were in the middle of nowhere, your mobile was dead, and the car was surrounded by mice

And you keep quoting it

I know, but I can't be arsed fixing it, As for children in need, the only thing some of these kids are in need of is a damn good slap, and some moral guidance

Anyone know how he's got on for Gers?

Divvy, haven't heard that for a while Might have to call a few people divvies later. Not sure the Italians will understand, but I'll laugh all the same

NO NEED ARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yep, can't see anything else than that happening. He's been saying that he was going to leave anyway. This would also suggest that they've got a deal lined up with a defensive midfielder, either Duscher or Ballack or Gattusso. I would imagine that he won't be manager on his own of Eire though. Don't know how far on with his coaching badges like.

That's ok, cos me mam knows how to do that. She wouldn't know where to start actually changing the tyre on the wheel though

In practice you'd have an IOU for £100K, but it's actual worth would be less than a flare gun. 57769[/snapback] In practice you'd have £100k. It's actual worth is debatable. 57771[/snapback] In practice you'd have a token for 100 grands worth of cars.

Sorry, are we talking about changing the actual tyre or changing the wheel with the tyre on it?

That would be enough to make me leave

Does this also mean we won't have to be subject to the Keane-Van Horselcheese picture ever EVER again? I truly hope so

But to spend on what? CARS, THE ANSWER IS CARS, RUN THE GOAT OVER AND EAT IT. Or you could get on ebay, buy yourself a boat and leave

Ah but she might be a bit busy with actual work, to help out some random. She doesn't actually work for the AA, or Green Flag.

Jesus man, me mother can change a car wheel,

It's full of bairns, no?

Yes jacks are fearsome things, never turn your back on one.

Probably, a couple of lads I know are heading that way to watch, a couple of others heading to some cafe with sports that might have nekkid ladies

Or did he do the handle winding thing. Or perhaps hold up three and tell Fergie to read between the lines. So so many ways, and it says so much about a person

What do you mean, it started with wankers, it progressed to wanking.

And you're not allowed to bank it, the inland revenue will have a field day Think of it as car tokens. To spend on cars. Like Book tokens. Real value 0.000001p

Probably both tbh

And a lot of hypothetical cash left over. Perhaps a hypothetical charidee donation, save a lot of hypothetical children