Holden McGroin

Im currently lying in bed doing some online shopping. Will eventually drag my arse out of bed and do some real shopping with a few beers to aid the process. No doubt get pissed again tonight. I love time off. Have a nice day at work Gemmill.

His goals on youtube are all tapins.....

You boys are going to turn the poor fat lad into an anorexic....

I'm watching this behind my pillow....worse than a scary movie. sick man.

Just trying to lighten up Gemmills day tbh.

Sung to the tune of the Laughing Policeman I know a makem takem, he lives along the way, I know he is a makem, he's big and fat and gay, and every time I see him, he makes me want to spew, he's just a mekem takem, from Division two, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah......

Laz - Put the heating on man yah tight get. Catmag - *high five* Gemmil - Enjoy. I am off until the 2nd now

A striker of any merit wouldn't think like you though. He would back himself to be first choice irrespective of who's already here. He'd definitely see hismelf first choice alongside Martins with no Owen, and when Owen returns way down the line he may still be fucked or this new striker has outdone Martins and still retains his place. Also we pay shitloads of money for people to be 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th choice! It would be ideal to have a young, promising strker coming through as 4th choice now. Shame as he would defintetly be getting some experience. Come to think of it our current situation is similar to the time Ossie blooded a few youngsters. Clark, Elliott, Watson, Neilson, Appelby, Howey (maybe Smith) etc etc. Didn't do us OR them any harm. Altogether different standard of player in Ossies youth team:Watson, Clark, Howey, Thompson all made the England squad in their careers and many felt that a young Robbie Elliott should have barring injury. Not sure the same will happen with our current incumbents. Howey was a country mile better than Taylor at a similar age for instance. I agree with some of that but my point was it is good that these lads are getting a game as it may save us a fortune in the future, P.S. Watson ddnt make an England squad, did he? All played U-21s though

A striker of any merit wouldn't think like you though. He would back himself to be first choice irrespective of who's already here. He'd definitely see hismelf first choice alongside Martins with no Owen, and when Owen returns way down the line he may still be fucked or this new striker has outdone Martins and still retains his place. Also we pay shitloads of money for people to be 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th choice! It would be ideal to have a young, promising strker coming through as 4th choice now. Shame as he would defintetly be getting some experience. Come to think of it our current situation is similar to the time Ossie blooded a few youngsters. Clark, Elliott, Watson, Neilson, Appelby, Howey (maybe Smith) etc etc. Didn't do us OR them any harm.

I keep meaning to buy a paper shredder. The rest are shocking though! Teabags?

covert Girls on the Metty ruleeeeeeee!

Did he look any good on his debut?

Hit an all time low Bobby. Tut tut.

Feel like Alex/Gemmill/Renton etc etc Nothing to do at work so think I might get my post count up...

He does look like a "bear" (if that picture on NO was him!)

Why did you give a mackem £40 ???

Named after a Whales vagina...I believe.

An American Haunting. Don't know why I keep getting horrors......

whats the foreign stream? Can u send it to me? Me too please.

No doubt they'll be spending five minutes on MOTD going over he comical defending from Newcstle, regardless of the result. To be fair the age of our back 4 is : 18-20-23-18 I would expect them to make mistakes.

I have a feeling this is going to end in disaster. Just dont trust a rusty Srnicek. Might watch freaky Friday at 16:30. Lohan-wank-tastic.

I just get some asian comedy on PPMate.

Whats your thoughts on the new style studs/blades? As a opposed to the old singular 6/7 per boot.

Puma kings were my boot of choice ten years ago. Great at the time..Used to cost about £80 though back in the days.... Still quality imo, most comfortable boot I have ever worn. The soft ground version of yours (Kaisers?) are nice aswell. Aye they've probably been the best boot I have ever had as well. Was thinking about a swanky white pair with velcro tongues. Would have to play great every game with them though.

Puma kings were my boot of choice ten years ago. Great at the time..Used to cost about £80 though back in the days....