Holden McGroin

Ally McCoist (allegedly) has... He's a boy isnt it ! He nobbed Patsy Kensit as well. Top Milf.

On a complete side note. Is it just me or would you nail Hazel Irving ?

25% chance then. He'll go where the money is, he's Russian all he's interested in is money. Apparently he is already on £60k a week a Zenit.

The trailers look awful.

They do seem to be spouting off a lot so it would be huge egg-on-your-face material if it turns out to be a hoax. However, it has got the medias attention. Any publicity is good publicity and all that.....

I would like this to be true BUT it wont be.

Yeah, I spotted that on my Toon calendar in the office which was cruelly defaced whilst away on holiday recently.

He wasnt in the Juve squad tonight......

This email landed in my box today. Apparently it has appeared on other forums as well. Not sure of the accuracy. Could well be true on the other hand.

The Bank Job. Surprisingly good.

Didn't he set up Guthries goal last week?

The Black Pearl.

Andreas Andersson has to be in the top 5. Awful. Ameobi should not even be anywhere near the top 10 tbh.

Ronaldo if he gets fit quick. Torres & Adebayor will be up there. I might put an outside bet on Anelka

Where is he this year? Maybe his source was Shepherd......

I think Andy Gray makes a few good points here, I was never in favour of us pushing a deal through.... I can only agree with everything he's said there, apart from one day Spurs are going to break in to the top four, we're the only ones with the calibre and stature and belief to do it, but we're 5 years away maybe. The likes of Bentley if he does well will use Spurs like a stepping stone as they all do, the likes of Carrick, Keane and now of course Berbatov. Let's not mince words, losing Keane and possibly Berbs is a blunder. Can't really say it's a blunder on their part ... part of being a feeder club really. Has Rafa started grooming him for a left back spot yet? Mere feeder club mortals simply wouldn't understand. HAHAHA. Not long before Robbies having a strop on the sideline. Rafa the rotator vs the arm waving oirish man. I cant wait. Wasnt Keane always the one sacrificed when Bent/Defoe needed to come on ?

it's Newcastle United mate.... pay attention! *sigh*

Whats the team?

I put Italy and Italians up there above mackems, Liverpool FC, muslims who refuse to speak English, Sam Allardyce, Souness, charvas, hoodies, Old Firm fans and America/Americans, as my most disliked entity on earth. It gets to the stage where I support anyone playing Italy as much as I support England in football. They're cowardly, going on whoevers side is winning in wars, thinking they're the best. Look at the mafia in America, total cunts, going round setting people on fire, why not just fight them you soft cowardly cunts? Look at the way their fans go on as well, The toon go over there to Milan theyre pissing on our heeds from the top balcony, Roma fans ambushing families of English fans and stabbing them. They're a horrible bastard race of people, facist cunts. It's funny when England play in tournaments Italy are in the wops are no where to be seen when Queensberry Rules come in to it. I applaud these comments, anyone with Italian genes........unlucky. Stevie man. Open your mind up a bit. My mind is open, I've been to Italy, I can speak basic Italian, they're cunts....but I like their food. You have so much hate in you.

I put Italy and Italians up there above mackems, Liverpool FC, muslims who refuse to speak English, Sam Allardyce, Souness, charvas, hoodies, Old Firm fans and America/Americans, as my most disliked entity on earth. It gets to the stage where I support anyone playing Italy as much as I support England in football. They're cowardly, going on whoevers side is winning in wars, thinking they're the best. Look at the mafia in America, total cunts, going round setting people on fire, why not just fight them you soft cowardly cunts? Look at the way their fans go on as well, The toon go over there to Milan theyre pissing on our heeds from the top balcony, Roma fans ambushing families of English fans and stabbing them. They're a horrible bastard race of people, facist cunts. It's funny when England play in tournaments Italy are in the wops are no where to be seen when Queensberry Rules come in to it. I applaud these comments, anyone with Italian genes........unlucky. Stevie man. Open your mind up a bit.

Exact same story as Home Alone was based on.

Surely Southgate will take Smith. [/wishful thinking]

I think KK knows he is shit. He wont get anywhere near a starting 11 if everyone is fit.

Wall-e. Disappointed. There is barely any dialogue in the whole thing. I preferred Ratatouille.

Who is the colour commentator?