Billy Castell

Kieren Westwood. Pretty good keeper from what I have seen. Not as good as Given in his prime, but better than say Almunia. Ruud V-N has signed for Mallorca, or some other Spanish club.

I don't find this site cliquey at all, and I'm not a Toon fan. However, BRFCS.Com is pretty dire for posters infighting and declaring war on different points of view. It gets like the Chinese Cultural Revolution, but with references to Allardyce and the previous/current owners.

It's got an Asda at least. My dad is originally a monkey hanger, and always said it was a craphole. I think my great grandad was mayor of Hartlepool too. He also says Boro was the most awful place in the country. Having been to neither I'll have to take his word for it. However, I do know why so many suicide bombers come from Luton-They're so sick of living in Luton they're willing to blow themselves up.

What about Hartlepool then Stevie?

He has plenty of time to contemplate his next move whilst sitting on his shed.

I bet King Abdullah of Jordan approves of the Forest away kit.

The list is shit. Filey, Bedford, Milton Keynes and Pontypridd are not on it.

How should English Lit be taught? Inside a giant genetically modified walnut by the Canadian rapper Snow dressed as Ming the Merciless. As for which books to do, well, Susan Hill can fuck right off. I'm the King of the Castle was so utterly miserable I never revised it. Robert Harris would be a good modern author if people are still fretting over boys not being into reading.

Is that Twatter HF? It makes him sound like an obese white Purple Aki. And I have to say, I've never thought of Chechen discos before. They probably have some disused warehouse recently repaired after being bombed with a glitterball and some ancient medical equipment in which to make homebrew vodka behind the 'bar'.

MCLOIISH NOOT WILCOOM UR YOW TAKING THU PEESS? YOW'VE ROOINED MUI COOPA SOAP NOW. MUI FAVRITE FLOIVUR TOO-DEENAR. I really don't uderstand Randy's boner for Alex, other than he's probably a cheaper option than the Spanish waiter, Hughes etc. If he took Villa down, the 20012/13 season could be very busy for West Midlands police. Coventry, Brum, Vile and possibly Wolves in the same division.

Quite a blow really. As others have pointed out, you have a small squad, and to lose your captain who has had a great season is not usually a good thing. We also don't know if these foreign lads you seem to be buying will work out. I mean, Cabeye might be a right fanny rat, and get the clap from 1,2,3 and 4. Barton will also either move or go mental again now his best friend is on his way.

If I knew the money would be used for trasfers, then I'd be selling. However, as Tom said, the Carroll money has seemingly disappeared, so would this £22m be vanishing too?

My gut says he will need a good, experienced coach as assistant manager to succeed early on. However, those 8 games were not right to judge his managerial abilities alone. The club was a stinking mess of farcical proportions and he was brought in as a party trick to try and recover the show at the last minute. Owen, Martins, Duff and many others clearly couldn't give a flying shit regardless of who was manager, the club had about 4 managers that season anyway and Ashley and Llambias were hell-bent on earning the freedom of Sunderland. Even if Jesus Christ himself descended from heaven to take the job instead of Shearer, he'd have looked aroud and said "I can do miracles but this is far too much. I'm off to give Stevie Wonder sight."

Makes you want Lerner to hire Trevor Francis or Robbie Savage doesn't it?

A 2 year contract should be OK for any club. Get a pretty good run from him and then his legs will fall off just as the contract is up.

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And your threads are better Nicky?

Personally, I think your kit should be more like St. Pauli's, more stripes, and 80's style. Either someone's played with photoshop or a side effect of supporting St. Pauli is to have a disproportionately large head.

Ex-Newcastle manager soon to leave war torn shithole.

Thought that 1st picture was the mother for a second. She looks like some rough old prossie.

It just shows what a genius Newey is. Whatever regulations seem to come in, he seems to come up with some sort of double exhuast diffuser thing that takes off half a second a lap at least. It makes you wonder what cars would be like now, had all the gadgets Mansell's 1992 car had were not banned, and they kept those regulations.

Rangers away. Fucking Minging.

Wasn't there a 70's Comedy/soft porn film called Confessions of a Driving Instructor with a character called Randy Lerner?

Could he cope with being in Vettel's team and risk being the 2nd driver? Any Newey-designed car will be up there, but he'd have to fight to get the 100% attention of the Krauts that own/race for that team. And it's a shame about VW not following through with an F1 engine. I always liked it when there were a range of engines for some reason. Now there's only Cosworth, Renault, Ferrari and Mercedes. Long term, I also wonder who McLaren will use when their Merc contract is up.

Captain Pugwash was full of innuedo. There were no characters called Master Bates, Seaman Staines etc. These were created by Victor Lewis-Smith in an article.