Billy Castell

"Australia is our pit canary"-Danny Baker this morning. So it'll be 6pm in central USA, which I'm guessing will be about 10-11pm here. At least Blackburn Rovers will finish up in the Premier League when the world ends. However, there are a few questions: 1. Will animals/plants/germs be saved, or face eternal damnation? 2. If an accident occurs due to someone being 'saved' whilst driving, will the insurance companies pay out? Or will they use the act of god clause? 3. When people are being saved, will they be beamed up like on Star Trek? Or float into space? 4. What about any life in the rest of the universe? Would that be included? 5. Will the lawyers for 'CTB' sue God if he doesn't go to heaven?

I can only think of one player with the now infamous CB initials, and I bet his his cock went boing boing seeing Imogen if it was him. Frankly, I believe every website in the world should print 'the name' in order to torpedo the whole super-injuction thing that entitles the rich to cover up all sorts of crimes by buying some judge.

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Does she still look like an extra from Galaxy Quest?

Hollywood fucks up with Asian films all the time. Are they actually going to do a hideous cover version of Oldboy?

Fish, you're being a fucking mong. Of course Blackburn will have smaller crowds compared to Leeds, within a radius of about 10-15 miles there is Preston North End, Burnley Accrington Stanley and Liverpool, Everton, Man Utd, Man City and Bolton are not that far away. Leeds has a whole city to itself, and has the support of North Yorkshire, who for some reason favour them over say, Barnsley or the Sheffield teams. Without Brian Clough Nottingham Forest would be as famous as Plymouth Argyle,and probably as successful. And I don't know the capacity of Sportsdirect@St. James' at the time, but Newcastle were getting average attendances of 20,000 before Hall and Keegan turned the club around, and that is less than Blackburn. So And Blackburn Rovers were one of the founding teams of the football league, something which Leeds, Nottingham Forest or Newcastle cannot claim. If you look at the records, Blackburn did have good teams in the distant past, but the rise in form happened just in time for a world war to get in the way, twice. The attitude of you and your friend is suitable for some glory seeking manufactured competition like the MLS, or the IPL. To intimate that you would rather relegate a team because they're not cool enough, and close off promotion to less fashionable teams makes you look like one of those American cunts who support AC Milan and Real Madrid because they're successful and they're the only teams they've heard of. And I don't know the capacity of Sportsdirect@St. James' at the time, but Newcastle were getting average attendances of 20,000 before Hall and Keegan turned the club around, and that is less than Blackburn. So should Newcastle have been turned away, or had the scorn of Tottenham, Sheffield Utd and Coventry for daring to get promoted?

Why do you laugh so much at your own jokes Nick? They're like the ultimate in-joke in that you're the only one who gets it. Very odd.

Didn't a striker called Shaun Dundee sign for Liverpool from a German club, then returned pretty sharpish? Or how about Gazza going to that random Chinese 2nd division team?

What kind of nobber would be stupid enough to work for the dildo twins? They constantly undermine their managers with public statements, interfere with the transfer policy and have an unhealthy sense of self-regard. The next manager will either be desperate for a job, an idiot, naive or all of the above. Apparently ESPN has said the dildo twins' shortlist is O'Neill, Lambert and Hughton. Surely Hughton is not that daft, Lambert is as loyal as a greedy cat, but he has got Norwich into the Premier League so why leave? whilst O'Neill is a fantasy from a club with delusions of their status. I'd expect Boothroyd or Strachan to be in charge.

He is asking for it, like that bloke with the Andy Cole Tattoo-done on the day he signed for Man Utd. Thing is, what would he do if they won the league and/or the Champions League? Get Sheikh Mansour's face tattooed on his?

no offence, but he strikes me as one of those who are easily dragged into the nastiness of it all, that's not really why he's going to get the boot, what reason they will give who knows, but he is out. Is he the one who shagged that Imogen Thomas and took out the super injunction? Or are you saying something mad like he's been found to be helping the IRA types who are still making the odd bomb? Or sent the bullet/parcel bomb to himself to cause a scene?

Owen played enough to get a medal? Is he Man Utd's new David May or something? Fucking annoying to lose 2 points to yet another fucking penalty. That would have kept us up. And to just let them get the pipe and slippers out for the last 10 minutes instead of trying to push them is a disgrace. It all comes down to the last week now. Fucking brilliant.

Not read Huxley's stuff but I've read Animal Farm and 1984, and they are both good. Animal Farm is a very good critique on Stalinism, and it caused a right rumpus when it was published because he was a leftie who dared point out the Soviets were as bad as the Nazis.

Here's my views on metal/rock since (and including) the 1980's: Crap: Nickelback, Creed and all the really earnest fake rock your mum would like, Linkin Park, Papa Roach and those nu-metal tossers who whinge that the world is crap and their parents don't understand them, and that dodgy hair metal like Motley Crue that plagued the 80's. And Bon Jovi, who are just plain shit. Good: Metallica 1983-95, Sepultura and a fair few of the thrash metal bands, Faith No More, NiN, Rammstein.

That famous picture of the man standing in front of the tanks in Tianamen Square could be a good one to be doilumed. Or some sort of Ironside spoof.

Imagine how good you'd be if you had Shearer, Mads Jorgenson from AGF, and Kennedy Bakirloglu from Hammarby around the 2000/01 season. They were brilliant in Championship manager.

Don't know what his form has been like at Villa, but he was good when he was with us. He occaisionally got caught out of position and then make desperate lunges in the penalty area, but he was otherwise good.

Don't know who I want to win. David Haye is a prick, and the two Klitchsko brothers have seemingly tried to avoid Haye with daft demands, and will never fight each other. Wladimir seems a decent guy though.

"Do you want any business?" Looks like one of the smackhead prossies that lurk around Hillfields over here.

Kiltschko will win. It is in Hamburg.

It wasn't that Swedeish woman in the 5th element.

I do feel a bit sorry for Lennon. He seems to be a fist/bomb/hatemail magnet.

Fucking hell, what a pair of fucktards. Camping out for a shirt is sad enough, but Sunderland? Someone just has to make a Stokoe mask and burst into their tent at 3 in the morning shouting "Rrrrraghh Stokoe wants the little girl. Stokoe needs your buttocks!". I guess they've been saving their giros all year for this. I get the image of the episode of Bottom where they go camping with this story.

There has. In Spain.

I guess this is you voluteering for a ban throughout the F1 season then! And what's this about Arabs in submarines?