Howmanheyman

Great song.

Blatantly just shagged prime Ulrika that morning before heading down to the pool and bumping into the German Scouse apologist.

Everbody else: "......" MLF: "The mags would've been the fust on the lifeboats on the titanic leyving the wimmins and the kids beyhind." Everybody else: "U ok Hun?"

Everton fans call their players rats so I can understand them wanting a love rat.

There was some piece on SSN interviewing Shearer at Gateshead international stadium talking about people running for him in the GNR for his charity. Downie was interviewing him and in the background behind AS was some of good folk who'd volunteered for his charity you could see some of them but sometimes AS was blocking the view but one them managed to be in full view to the edge limbering up like the rest half looking at their fellow runners and half checking out the cameras with a sly look. Anyway, they got on the TV which is the main thing..... "I was on sky sports news? I didn't even realise it was going to be on TV?!"

I think it's really ironic when you hear some of those Everton fans calling some of their players rats. Super ironic tbh.

And he's ex-sky as well.

The way sky treat Man U and Liverpool is like what the football coverage used to be when a British team played a foreign team in Europe especially in the latter rounds. Anyone playing those two clubs are the foreigners. I take it they couldn't give a fuck about everyone in this country who doesn't support those two clubs and aren't bothered about them not subscribing to their service? I'm pleased I'm on fire stick sports tbh. (Seriously, I wouldn't pay them a penny for the type of coverage they give most other clubs).

I went to see my folks after our game, I've already seen and heard enough about Liverpool before our game had even started thanks very much.

@Toonpackand their lass filling in the time now he's retired.

"Have you suffered the loss of any footballers from your club who are black? Were they sold to somebody else and it wasn't your fault? Did the people replacing them have blonde hair and were pasty looking who you gave no permission for your club to sign? If so you may be due compensation. Call 0898 24/7 365 and ask for Fair Dinkum solicitors, because your gurn is our concern."

Sky: "Will Arsenal be Nelson Mandela or will Villa make them look more like Nissan Main Dealer? Find out after the break when it's LIVE!!"

Arsenal's training top is a little bit Nelson Mandela-ish.

2-0 spurs. Keeper fuck up, Calvert-Lewin at Everton these days.....

Spurs beating Everton.

Missed the winner, I wonder if Brighton are still temporarily on top of the primyeer league?

Xerxes the Great (touch).

Brighton hit the crossbar so obviously man U score via a deflection at the other end. VAR check so it'll obviously be onside.

If by any remote chance Roger Tames is reading this, maybe I was a bit harsh with you?

According to the American preeesenter Brighton went top of the primyeer league if only temporarily by winning 3-0. I hope he adds that bit every week all season for whoever is at the top of the primyeer league on any given weekend.

A mate got a chippy at Oldham I think it was and asked for batter to go with his chips and got the translation back and forth about scraps till they both understood what he wanted. He then asked for a can of pop, again quizzical looks before the wife obviously gave up and just guessed what he wanted. She charged him whatever it came to before presenting him with his chips with a tin of peas.

I heard him talking as they walked out of the tunnel so turned it over and now have the foreign PL feed on because my ears are dear to me.

No idea who vick or Harris is let alone who Harris supports? (Obviously the MLFs know who supports who because they're fucking berserk).

Where do you even start with this?