Howmanheyman

If a local businessman said he could raise the funds to pay Mike Ashley but the club would have to work within its means as wasn't much left over, I'd take that if the new owner wasn't a cunt and respected NUFC and it's history. Would Mike Ashley sell to a potential buyer for the £134M he bought the club for if the new owner said he'd spend on the club to make it great and able to compete to get us up among the top placed clubs? Would he take the hit on the money Shepherd, Hall and he himself accrued to the debt for the well being of NUFC? Would he fuck is the probable answer.

Who? Cabaye or Stellar?

How did the Americans feel about using napalm or dropping atomic bombs on two cities? Whoever is responsible for the chemical attacks in Syria are cold blooded, evil bastards in my opinion but you have to question America sharpening their swords once again. Uncle Sam needs his fingers in all the pies if you ask me.

I like to run once a week in my rest days, (no chance doing it in between 12 hour nights). I usually end up running by the NUFC training ground as it's nice and quiet and off the beaten track yet not too far from home. That video you put up, Jesus fucking Christ on his BMX!! Despite Ant's patter you don't have to be Irish to be laugh at it. The first one that attempted to high five me would get a 'How man fuck off' headed back his way.

As opposed to one with big money and no idea?

You've a chance for definite. Nearly got my head panned in outside the 'Peacock' a few years ago. Nearly. Still rather you were in the top league than a few I can think of.

We hate damn Leeds, damn Leeds, Leeds damn Leeds damn Leeds, damn Leeds, Leeds damn Leeds, who the fuck are Leeds?

Aye, takes a Frenchman to show sky how to pronounce 'Newcastle' properly.

Sho time!

I'll be honest here, I've had 6 hours sleep spread over 48 so maybe I'm missing something but.....why the fuck did you post that for? (Time for another bottle, get one yourself.)

He grew up a bit and lost his virginity. He started blobbing half shifts at Mcdonalds to pay for an engagement ring and to hopefully get the assistant manager job.

Fairly happy so far with the game.

We hate sunlin and we hate sunlin. We hate sunlin and we hate sunlin. We hate sunlin and we hate sunlin, We are the sunlin..... Haters! (That one was for essembee, keep that flame burning, baby).

Words are generally cheap but with Pardew they're a steal. 'trust me'. For fuck sake.

I'd start his strongest eleven available as apart from getting game time under their belts and hopefully gelling as a unit, it gives us a much better chance of progressing which is the point of cup competition. These early cup exits and blatant lack of regard for competitions where we have more of a chance of getting somewhere and having a bit of actual excitement just sums up modern football in general and this club in particular. It fucking reeks.

Bank holidays spent with the family out somewhere or on the piss with the lads. I really must try that sometime, sounds nice. At work, shift 3 of 4 12 hour nights, in the house at 7.15, up at 11 for a funeral, Will have one pint only with my pals grieving family then back home and try and get forty winks for another 12 hours work. After that, home for a couple hours kip then need to take the missus to hospital at dinner time for an appointment. If I'm awake that night to watch our match I'll be amazed, a couple of pints and I'll be a waste of a good shirt.

I thought he looked vaguely familiar.

So they lied to KK instead then? Anyway, back to work I'm afraid, playtimes over.

I always thought Bergkamp was a sneaky, snidey get as well but it went under a lot of peoples (pundits) radar.

Didn't see it but not surprised to hear Welbeck was shite.

These furry things with four legs called 'dogs'. Anyone have one? What's the best way to stroke it? Does it bite you when you spill cats piss on its fur?

Funny, it cemented my view.

Glad you cleared that up for me. Here's me thinking we've got the biggest cunt of an owner we've ever had but it was just players spitting their dummies out just like Keegan was supposed to have done as he was told he couldn't have Theirry Henry.

He acted the twat with Krul after getting the late winner.

There's a charva granny whose grandkid is in the same class as my little'un. I swear to God it's Biffa Bacon's Ma. Anyway, carry on.