Howmanheyman

I knew it!! Desmond is David Brent!

I tell you what, if anything ever happens to Mrs HMHM, I'm going to marry one of those sisters and let them look after me and my kids, we'll move to a farmhouse in the Irish countryside and on a night they'll have a few impromptu jamming sessions by a roaring fireplace, the craic will be good and later on when we go to bed I'll have some mighty fine sexual interflora with the lucky Corr sister of my choice. Lovely.

The bloke got a sympathy text from Steve Bruce by all accounts. He put his phone back in his pocket and got another one off Rafa. Incredibly he then put the phone away only to get a third text from JFK saying, "Oiwight Steve, just ter let yer know yer boys can cahm rahnd termowow ter fit me new dahble glasing windahs, I might be dahn the rub a dub dub with Mike but 'err indoors is expecting yer."

Good news at last for the Posties and the general public who did not buy shares! They might end up worse off in the long run but at least ewerk and desmondtutu get a little backhander. Long live privatisation! Pictured; Man, who may or may not be known as CT receiving confirmation he's been successful in his bid to buy Royal Mail shares.

They're European Mackems, the new manager played for their rivals, FC Sofia di'Castille Uniteflot.

It's total use was pathetic as well as confusing.

Stupid mugs in this thread, mongs aplenty in the politics thread, Phil's not coming across too well right now, is he?

Did I enjoy our goals and play yesterday? Of course. Do I think we'll never be anything other than a middling club who will never achieve anything at all under this regime and gradually regress as a club? Absolutely.

I don't forget things either so remember who put us there in the first place.

CT, check your PM's for your 'ok, so I'm Gay. What next?' welcome pack. It includes footballers rainbow laces, David Beckham and Zanetti pics and Meenzer's guide to the Eurovision song contest amongst others.

Won £34 on us conceding from half time till 59.59 mins. Had a feeling we'd do ok here but also felt we'd let one in if we were winning at half time. Pleased it stayed at one obviously.

Wasn't expecting these to be as shit as they've been so far.

Their looks or their patter?

Love the way Remy can pass the ball into the net.

Ideally we'll hit them on the break if cardiff go for it.

They're giving us room to pass and we're taking it to be fair. I'll be amazed if they give us the same space second half.

Fucking get in you fucka!

Is there a good one? Mines shit too.

Fucking get in! Hardest chance as well!

Need to make these chances count.

Why didn't he fucking shoot?

Should've scored. Three good saves but Should've scored.

The positions they get into.

I'd agree he is droppable, when it comes off for him it's good to watch, when he tries to be World Cup star and take everyone on, (for whatever reason), it's painful to watch and exasperating. Some players react to getting dropped by trying to prove the manager wrong and I suspect Ben Arfa will do this. If he does then arguably the decision to drop him works. Plus it puts the onus on the rest to step up.

You never know, in a daft way might put the onus on the rest to something rather than rely on Ben Arfa to do it. We've a decent record v Cardiff.