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Shane Ferguson tearing apart international opposition
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Is lovelyhands still getting a game for them? -
That's nice of them, sharpening their knives as we speak. On a side note, had a dream we were playing Man U on sky but being a dream it was surreal. A middle aged fan played in midfield and knocked a ball up to a lass who turned and caught it on the volley and it looped over Jim Leighton in the Man U goal. It was at the Leazes end of the 80's and almost straight away we scored a header from a corner, (proof indeed it was a dream). Then the commentators started talking pro-man U bollocks, it was Andy Cole and Gary Bennett the Mackem. I started shouting at the telly saying where's the ex-players of our club? Then sky had a caption of medieval archers with bows shooting and a NUFC crest on their helmets which represented a team about to have a corner or cross but they were showing it while the ball was still in play and I'm now screaming at the telly saying 'for fuck sake the balls still in play! How the fuck do I know what's happening if they're showing these fucking archers?' I woke up then.
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Howmanheyman replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Enjoyed that Korean 'propaganda' that HF put up. -
Most businesses don't like having stock sitting around doing nothing. Mikey boy doesn't seem the type of bloke to spend money on players.......was going to say 'not to play' but I'll just finish at 'players'.
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Bilbao and Real Sociedad.
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If Nigeria get Paraguay I'm putting a tenner on Shola to score.
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Recommend me a good restaurant in Newcastle
Howmanheyman replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in General Chat
Went to 'love thais' about a year ago. Thought it was ok but a little pricey. -
'protected species' isn't far wrong. We were a successful club once as well, don't see half of our ex-players giving our club sympathetic media exposure out of proportion to other fans interest.
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Die Fußball-Bundesliga 2015/16
Howmanheyman replied to Kevin Carr's Gloves's topic in Newcastle Forum
Was thinking of Schalke. If they announce 'broadsword calling Danny boy' over the tannoy then it's a done deal. -
Die Fußball-Bundesliga 2015/16
Howmanheyman replied to Kevin Carr's Gloves's topic in Newcastle Forum
Do they play at the Schloss Adler? -
away strip? We had a 70's style yellow shirt, white pe shorts and black pe socks with red turnover. If there was a clash of kits we had to wear our rugby style black pe shirts. When I think about it, the lack of equipment was disgraceful with never enough stuff to go round.
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Die Fußball-Bundesliga 2015/16
Howmanheyman replied to Kevin Carr's Gloves's topic in Newcastle Forum
Whatever German club has a proud history, good support but has won fuck all for years......I'll pick them. -
Foreign wankers with no respect for a club's identity should also be irrelevant. I still don't know how any Cardiff fan could tolerate their change of colours/crest on the whim of another prick with too much to say and who meddles with a communities football club.
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CT suffers from bulimia anorexia. He eats like a pig but forgets to hoy up when he's finished.
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It should be a quick job which he'll not even feel. He shouldn't be too worried.
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CT doesn't get free bait for his reviews, unlike the Chronicle bloke. He must be a fat bastard, mind.
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To be fair to CT his reviews aren't much worse than Mr and Mrs Eats from the chronicle/Sunday sun.
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:lol:
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Think the joke doing the rounds at the time was that Clapton junior had left Level 42 to join New kids on the block. Pretty bad taste really so it's in the right thread.
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Swap the word 'big' with 'ambitious', 'successful' or even 'more driven' club and that's more the point Blanc's probably trying to make although he should button it publicly and Cabaye would be within his rights to tell him to mind his own business who he plays for but he won't.
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Its seeded so no mackems this round.
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whey aye it is! Are you local? >insert 'league of gentleman' pic here<.
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Are they a 'secret' though?
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He's not a twat but a twart as he would say when he would try speaking posh in front of his bohemian London chums.