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Waiting for ‘Son isn’t that sort of player’.

Ffs, nearly! Exploiting that high line.

Decent effort from Bruno.

Redknapp reckons this will be a comfortable afternoon for Spurs. That’s an even better omen than CT predicting a loss.

Calm down, Joey.

Of course Sky have two ex-Spurs players in the studio.

Man U three down now.

Utter nonsense. Joey is a man of great depth.

Aye, there seemed to be a few available.

A solid week of hitting refresh has finally paid off and I've got myself a ticket for the Milan match.

Alan Brazil is definitely living his best life. Contracted to work two days a week and spends the rest of the time on the piss. Regularly misses work due to being hungover and the bosses just say, 'oh that's Alan for you'. What a gig he has.

He needs a break. I know he’s important to the team but it makes no sense long term to flog him now.

Game over.

More likely you’d be legless.

I tried their wine but it had no legs.

Gordon shot too early.

Sadly Gordon would drown in the thousands of gallons of spit inadvertently flung at him by the baying scousers.

So Mykolenko kicks the ball away but no card?

Please don’t let him be another Nigel Quashie.

It’s a close run thing whether the yellow card or Joelinton breaking the pensioner’s hip happens first.

How’s that a foul against Gordon?

But seriously though, Our entire defence stopped and were praying for offside.

DCL