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Callum Hudson-Odoi was more of a surprise admittedly.

I fucking KNEW Arteta would be on there.

‘What’s wrong Levi?’ ’I got bonked on the nappa’ ’He’s talking gibberish and clearly concussed, get him off’

Nah, these cunts aren’t scoring tonight.

Sterling diving again.

How does Sterling not score there?

Aye, Howe has said that they’re making sure he goes down for his afternoon nap.

She looks it anyway.

Fair play, Wilson went for it and backed himself against those two cart horses.

Sky make the point that only Thiago Silva played for Chelsea in the 2022 cup final. Meanwhile only 4 of our starting lineup are Howe signings. He really doesn’t get enough credit for the job he has done.

The last I saw of them was against Wolves and I thought the players were putting in a shift for him.

Sorry to hear that, as you obviously know now, alcohol does not help in these situations. Hopefully you're feeling better now and your road to recovery continues. There's always some cunt on here to listen if you ever need to talk.

They're sitting 17th having won one match in the last 13. The players haven't turned on him, neither have the fans so ultimately it's got to be down to him.

A lot of you appear to have been at the christmas crackers early this year.

Okay I get that 720 of the tickets were in hospitality areas but have any of these tickets gone on sale? Or are they reserved for mates and hangers on?

Apparently Hall is eligible for this as Chelsea have given permission for him to play.

He’d be mad to go there.

You'd imagine there's a big demand from club employees, players at all levels and players' families but that still wouldn't add up to 1500.

Aye, I was thinking that we've seen Newcastle go to Anfield with that game plan plenty of times over the years and it was an admission that we weren't at the same level as Liverpool. This is pretty much the same thing from Man U but to do so with the money they've spent over the years is embarassing.

Laughable? I’d like to see more of it. Well more of it for the red Manc cunts anyway.

Dalot Sent off for dissent twice in a row.

Wyki classes anyone south of Stoke as a cockney wanker.

He’ll be lauded as world class once he scores a screamer from 30 yards on his 50th attempt.

You can add me to that list. And didn’t you say before that you’re going that way?