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If the overpaid c**ts can't get motivated for a game against the mackems then what can they get motivated for? They all need a rocket during half time.

Fuck indeed.

At the end of the day this guy is a scumbag, he's try to make money of poor horny guys such as themags and SMO who can't get a bit of sex. Either pretend to be cops and put the shit up him or publish his phone number here so we can all text him and his plan will be ruined, either way there is going to be no sex involved unless Meenzer has a thing for bald guys.

Stick with the cop story. Tell him he can meet yous voluntarily to discuss the matter, then accept a bribe or threaten to track him down using his phone records and let him know he will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. You could end up making a few quid out of it.

We need photos of said skin head, tell him to get it sorted.

Has to be B, tell them to accept a bribe of £100 each to let him off with it.

Spud munching fuckwit tbh.

The world's eyes are on this thread, SO and The Mags can't let us down now, its been built up too much.

Unless 3 involves pitying them, I really don't see the point of 2. 115565[/snapback]

Should've just followed my ingenious fool proof plan tbh.

I know what you mean, but you can get rid of him in a few easy steps. 1. Arrange it so you're drinking with him this weekend. 2. Proceed to get pissed, or at least appear to be. 3. Let "slip" to him in a bravado fashion that you were playing away on a certain night during the week (make sure you specify the night and it is a night you were with your girlfriend). 4. Wait for him to tell your girlfriend that you have been unfaithful. 5. Wait for your girlfriend to realise that you were with her that evening and think that he is lying in order to break you up (if she doesn't make this connection then point it out to her. 6. Demand that she never speak to him ever again. Hey presto he's a slimy lying stalker and you're the victim, everyone's a winner! (apart from him obviously.)

I went to Slane a couple of years ago to see U2 and my mate was dying for a piss but the toilets were a trek away so he thought it would be discreet to piss up against a fence, of course it was a wire fence packed with U2 fans on the other side who were so into the gig they didn't notice their jeans becoming ever more damp.

It is nearly impossible to piss straight after sex, even worse after a night on the lash and you "forget" to clean it up and the girlfriend goes to use the toilet after you, really ruins the cuddling.

Server crashed under the weight of HTT's ego it would seem.

If Fat Fred and Souey are busy smiling for the cameras then who is negotiating with Villa? Please tell me they haven't sent Dougie to Birmingham.

Just seen this South Park clip, http://www.cartmanthearistocrat.com/ Left me a bit open mouthed.

Think she read that