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I remain the only undefeated thread starter this season.

I’ll step up. Dazzler, you filthy skanky metal-loving cock-munching slum-dwelling sister-fucking scumbag tramp. You’re a fucking disappointment to your family and I hope you die a horrible death.

Newcastle manager Eddie Howe speaking to BBC Sport: "Really frustrating, we are really disappointed with the manner of goals we conceded. It''s not even individual mistakes, there's two or three actions I'm not happy with for each goal. We have to do better in those situations. "We had control of the game in the first half, then it got away from us after the third goal. We looked like a good attacking unit, but we have to put it all together and it has led to inconsistent results. On their recent form, with no win in four games: "A strange sequence for us, we had three consecutive wins against really good opponents, then we have had mixed performances. We have to get it over the line."

We won the xG battle though.

Both the match and your thread starting reign of dog turd.

Fuck, nearly off Pope and into the goal.

MOTM for me. Ten year contract.

Bruno giving it away now sloppily in midfield.

Fucks sake. Who gave that away? Barnes?

FFS Isak, what was that?

Isak!!!

Tonali and Gordon on the bench.

Sorry like, but any list without even a mention of Pancrete is complete bullshit.

It's set in November for a start.

I made it very clear in the Palace thread that I was only temporarily ceding control of the match threads. Then I remembered I couldn't give a fuck so crack on.

Funny how it's being called the best game of the season when Amazon were telling us at HT that it was a drab affair purely because their beloved Liverpool were by far second best.

Now it’s too windy for Liverpool

BTW, if we have the funds in the summer I’d definitely be in for Kelleher.

We’re hearing the same as you. They’re having a minute’s silence.

Van Dijk turning his back, the COWARD.

Fuck me! Cracker from Isak!

Hall fluffing his lines.

Ah, Liverpool are playing poorly rather than us playing well. Tyldsley is a MLF. Pass it on.