Jimbo

doomed

Its a movie that deserves to be seen at the Cinema to get the full effect.

A model professional clearly, at least he managed to leave without having his pants around his ankles like Bendtner last week lol

Doh !

Mong. I feel my review has been validated. What you love about it fuckneck? Just about everything, fun, excitement, action, brilliant casting of actors who totally nailed each and every role, especially Urban and Quinto, it was so refreshing to see a tired and dull series of movies refreshed and rebooted, ticked just about every box for me, loved it. Mmm..Maybe I need to see it again. Loved all the Spock stuff btw and the ships looked ace. Sometimes when I'm really looking forward to something I tend ot over criticise it. I was expecting a "George Lucas" but it never happened, I thought it was top class fun and entertainment, and it had humour without turning into Red Dwarf.

Mong. I feel my review has been validated. What you love about it fuckneck? Just about everything, fun, excitement, action, brilliant casting of actors who totally nailed each and every role, especially Urban and Quinto, it was so refreshing to see a tired and dull series of movies refreshed and rebooted, ticked just about every box for me, loved it.

Poor fucker

Mong. I feel my review has been validated.

that was deleted quick, never even got the chance to see it! its ok its back. yeah, so, i'm proud of my body - thats bought and paid for mate. From Greggs I presume.

Wow what are the odds of that* ? I had a quick trawl through my "collection" and found another one of your snaps !! *pretty good odds actually....

That's utter shite peddled by women who're so misdirected by bloody soap operas, they believe it's not possible to have a melodrama-free relationship. My mam and dad have been married for over 35 years and I've been around for 27 of them and can swear on whatever you like they've never had an argument. They might disagree, they might get frustrated with each other, but they don't need to have a petulant fight about it, they just resolve it. They're both individuals and it's fucking revolting how in love they are with each other. I know a couple of my mates parents are roughly in the same boat, so what you've said is cock of the poppiest variety. The parents of friends who do have the arguments are also the parents of friends whose home life hasn't been the best, and who've been through more shitty relationships than I can count. Of course there's middle ground, but having arguments is no more healthy than being dishonest. If you're honest with your partner, 90% of the petty shit won't crop up, and the bedrock is sound for when the actual, honest to goodness drama occurs. Personally, I've had plenty of relationships where the girl has come home with a raging blob on and taken it out on me just because she's a mardy cow, those ones don't last. I've also had passionate relationships without any petty arguments ruining them. I've found that the difference between a happy thing and a crappy thing is the level of honesty. (by the by, you can be honest without having an argument.) p.s. I've never EVER heard a bloke say that every relationship needs an argument or two, only ever women. Now what does that tell you? p.p.s I'd say you had a fight with your fella, came on here looking to get sympathy, but five'll get you ten that's it's your own bloody fault the argument happened in the first place. We haven't had a fight. he's done nowt wrong today Two different people should disagree at times, cos they're DIFFERENT, duh. Bollocks one of your parents is rolling over and playing dead just for a fucking quiet life. .....or may be one of them is just agreeing cos they're fucking the life out of someone else quietly! Never has the phrase 'snakes with tits' been so apt. I could hardly be described as a snake - but I do have tits Don't all PM me at once, my inbox (he he) is kind of full now, I may need to delete a few before yours will be accepted.... Is that a rogue piece of Spinach on your left nork ?

Carphone Warehouse is to buy the UK assets of Italian internet service provider Tiscali for £236m. The deal, which is expected to be completed by the end of June, will create the UK's largest home broadband provider with 4.25m subscribers. Tiscali had previously been in talks with BSkyB, but negotiations broke down earlier this year. Carphone Warehouse currently provides broadband services under its TalkTalk brand and via AOL Broadband. Carphone chief executive Charles Dunstone said that the company would eventually just have a single brand. But he added that Tiscali e-mail addresses would survive. "We know the business well and the fit with TalkTalk is perfect," Mr Dunstone said. Completion of the deal will give TalkTalk more than 25% of the residential broadband market. Carphone expects it to boost its earnings by 10% in the next year. Shares in Carphone Warehouse were up 3.8% by midmorning. Tiscali shares, which were earlier suspended in Italy pending the statement, were up 8%. 'Competitive UK market' Tiscali has struggled with its debt, which stands at about 600m euros ($805m;£535m). It is the fifth largest internet service provider in the UK, with 1.45m broadband customers. "The transaction should be considered in light of the strong consolidating trend in the highly competitive UK market, evaluating Tiscali UK activities as a whole, thus preserving the value of its industrial assets and know-how within the Carphone Warehouse Group," said Mario Rosso, chief executive of Tiscali. Carphone announced plans last month to separate its mobile phone business from its TalkTalk fixed line and broadband operations. It operates 2,400 mobile phone shops across Europe in a joint venture with the US retailer Best Buy.

Star Trek. Loved it ! absolutely fucking loved it ! I would have gladly cued up and watched it again.

Oasis - Fookin in the bushes

There's more from where that came from :icon_lol: Love your system for hiding ya dodgy porn ahahah she'll never know to look in that directory I also have a "Decoy" porn stash that is relatively easy to find full of mild "non relationship ending porn" that will put her mind at ease that she knows where I keep it.

Nice clunge

Keeley Hazell

Good effort !

Genius. Good god, how did I miss that !

Sending Abidal off for nowt suggests to me it was just him having a mare. That should have been game, set and match to Chelsea after all. Souness was the only one who said it was a correct decision, I honestly think he touched Anelka's left leg causing him to trip I've watched in slow motion, and if you look at the footage again, he looks at the linesman, who gave it, and said "red?". The fact is UEFA hate England, especially that fat big nosed French disgrace of a man Wankini, and it would've been a disaster for continental Europe to be excluded from the party yet again. Make no mistake the only people I think in the world who wanted Chelsea to go through were English people, and even some of them wanted Barca. I bet most of England wanted Barca to win. I know I did. Most of the people I discussed it with wanted Chelsea. Opposite for me, but there you go. Same for me, I know it's wrong to generalise but most Chelsea fans I know locally to me are total cocks, who's knowledge of football begins and ends at the Kings Road.