Jimbo

You could always buy a copy £14.93 is the cheapest I've seen it online.

Now that was class.

Sadly not much action down on the beach today.

I'm sure there's a couple of activities further up your list James.... Congrats bawan Like I said, "one" of the most important.....

Fuck it's hot and sunny here today, I just might have to take my youngest down to the beach......

Well done dude, one of the most important things you will ever learn to do !

I'd rather we went for Luisao.

Harry Redknapp believes it would take upwards of £150million to mount a top four challenge. The Portsmouth boss has echoed the views of his Newcastle counterpart Kevin Keegan, who on Monday claimed that the Premier League is in danger of becoming boring as Manchester United, Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool continue to dominate year after year. Keegan insists that many teams are now struggling to compete for fifth place such is the financial divide within the top flight, while Redknapp admits that substantial investment would be required for an outsider to infiltrate the 'big four'. Pompey are currently bankrolled by wealthy businessman Alexandre Gaydamak, but despite the Frenchman's considerable input the club still find themselves 16 points adrift of the Premier League leaders. Compete "You would need £150million to spend to have any chance of breaking into that top four," said Redknapp. "Look at Liverpool last summer, they spent £28million on Fernando Torres and he is a fantastic player but who else can compete with that? "I agree with Kevin Keegan, I do not see any way that anyone else can break into the top four. "Tottenham came closest for a few seasons but if you look at them now they have fallen back into mid-table. Nothing is guaranteed by spending money and it is getting harder and harder to get there." Billionaires Redknapp believes that the only way to prevent the current situation from escalating would be for more foreign investors to pump significant funds into the game in order to level out the playing field. "I can see more and more foreign investment coming into the Premier League because everybody wants to be associated with it," he said. "I can see American and Russian billionaires coming in but the trouble is they all want to be winners and only one can win the title. Billionaires do not accept being losers. "If someone had put £200million into Derby this season then they could have been a successful side and that is the sort of money that will happen in the Premier League."

Shabba Juice

Taken from another forum: Can't Connect To Router/Internet? - Tutorial First of all, this mini-tutorial simply gives you the basic settings for a Windows XP PC - the same TCP/IP settings are for either a LAN or a Wireless connection to your router, and an ADSL or a Cable connection to the Internet. It also assumes you have a little understanding of how to find your Network Connections. Because this can only be a GENERIC set of instructions, you should AT LEAST attempt to read the manual to your router and set it up so that it can connect to your ISP. Every router make/model is different, so please be sure to read the manual BEFORE asking any supplementary questions. No doubt someone will assist in this project by posting a list of links to the various manufacturers websites or wherever manuals can be found. 1 The Router First of you, you should surf to the router's setup page (per the manual) and ensure that DHCP is enabled on the private side AND the public side. Remember, the private (your) side is a server, whereas the public (your ISPs) side is a client. NAT (Network Address Translation) is what enables your PCs to communicate with the outside world. A client receives a service, whereas a server provides a service, as the names imply. Your router is receiving a service from your ISP and it is providing a service to your computers. {Internet - WWW etc} <-> [public side DHCP client{Router} private side DHCP server] <-> your computers Your router probably has a Status page - it should say something like: WAN Settings: - Connection type: Dynamic IP (unless you have been allocated a fixed IP number by your ISP - and even then, I have found that Dynamic IP works just as well, and you get your fixed IP number assigned because it is allied with your login name/password). IP Address: a public routeable IP number (this could be anything, but not anything starting 192.168 or 10.0. - and there are a number of others). LAN Settings:- IP Address - a non-routeable IP number (ie 192.168.0.1) DHCP Server - Enabled 2 The Computers Go to each PCs Internet Protocol (TCP/IP) Properties for Local Area Connection (LAN) or Wireless connection, whichever applies. You only need to set the TCPIP numbers manually if there is an error in your Router's configuration. As you've just ensured that DHCP is turned on, you should set your TCP/IP settings as follows: - On the General Tab: - Obtain an IP address automatically Obtain DNS server address automatically Click on the Advanced button. Add a Default Gateway Put the IP address of your router in here. On many routers this will be 192.168.0.1 - on some others it will be 192.168.1.1 or 192.168.0.254 or 192.168.1.254 - but it could be in some other range - however, you can usually find this information in the Quick Start Guide OR somewhere in the Router's LAN settings. Anyway, I'm pretty certain you know which it is by now. Ensure Automatic metric is also ticked. The following settings can also be applied while in this "Advanced" mode. Click on DNS and ensure "Append primary and connection specific DNS suffixes" and ensure there is also a tick in the "Append Parent Suffixes". Then tick Register this connection's address in DNS. (Not being a TCP/IP specialist, I'm not sure whether these are strictly required, but they work for me). My WINS Tab setting also has "Enable LMHOSTS lookup" and Netios is set to Default. My Options tab has Optional setting TCP/IP filtering, the properties of which are set to Permit All. When you click on OK to complete the "Advanced" setup, check that the "Alternate Configuration" tab is set to Automatic private IP address. Those settings should work for every router with the private side DHCP server working correctly. You should never need to set a static IP address with these settings. I would be more inclined to say that there was an inconsistent setting in the router. However, you may need to set a fixed IP address if you intend using a file sharing system. This also means that you might need to configure your firewall - and is beyond the scope of this particular guide - that would be far too advanced for most users. 3 Firewalls If you still cannot make a connection to your router and internet, it is possible that you have a software firewall installed. It might be ZoneAlarm, or one of several others. ZoneAlarm & Other Firewalls The key to ensuring all the PCs on your network can share printers, files and other services is to ensure that the each PC "trusts" the local area network. But then, that's the key with every Personal Firewall (although some might be able to detect and configure themselves automatically, or by asking questions during installation). For those that need instruction on how to do that with ZA Free: - Double click on the ZA icon in the system tray. ZA Control Panel appears. Click "Firewall" on the left. A page with two "Tabs" appears. Main & Zones. Click the Zones Tab. Bottom Right Corner of the Zones page, click Add>> And IP Range (it pops out to the right of the Add button). Type into the two boxes the starting and ending address of your LAN: - ie 192.168.0.0 192.168.0.254 Type LAN into the description. Click OK and exit your way out of ZA - your finished. Do that on every PC in your LAN. If your PCs use other software firewalls, those firewalls may need to be similarly configured. But obviously I cannt post the instructions on how to do that for every known firewall, as they're all likely to have different ways of doing it. You should consult the manual

and "Heidi" too.

The clip of the St Johns Ambulance team falling on a downed rider is a tv classic.

Went to pick the kids up from school this afternoon, the MILF's were out in full force, clearly plenty of bra's had been left at home and lots of loose fitting strappy tops on show, plenty for the wank-bank.

Thats irrelevant, I wont believe it until I see a picture of it lying on Jimbos bed on some unrelated blog. It's true, I have overtaken Reuters and the Press Association as the definitive source of official news confirmation.

For a while I thought a different team had been sent out for the 2nd half, and after a while I wished it had been because Chelsea didn't suddenly become good, we suddenly became bad, very bad. I was delighted with the first half, I just felt in the second half, Chelsea stepped up to a gear that we didn't have.

This on Sky? In the BBC interview he makes the point but he's talking more about the strength of the top 4 rather than having a go at the chairman and owner. Beeb interview here around 1min 30sec : http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/m...day/7384594.stm SKY and Talksport were running the interview I quoted.

Was a bit odd. Smith got hacked quite a few times (he was also shit though but still) then Faye brushes Malouda's foot for their opener and gets booked, and whoever it was also got booked for pulling Essien's finger. Graham Courtney has just been on Talksport to clarify what Keegan said at the press conference away from the cameras and he said that Keegan was playing on the fact that he will only be here for 3 years, and the point he made was that 3 years is not long enough to bring Champions League football to Newcastle United, and to be fair, he's probably right.

Anyone catch Keegan' post match interview? "I'm wondering what I can do next season to bridge that gap and the answer is nothing, I don't have enough money, so I'll carry on with what I've got, The owner thinks we can challenge the top 4, and he's wrong."

They are probably collecting the keys for the Mercedes from Abramovic as we speak......

Considering we were playing the Premier League title challengers and Champions League finalists, losing 2 - 0 isn't such a disgrace considering this season.

Oh Ballacks !

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ted/7384247.stm Kevin Keegan has been promised funds to help turn Newcastle into a club that can attract the biggest names. Ahead of Newcastle's clash with Chelsea, chairman Chris Mort said they are looking to the future when considering which players to buy. "Over the summer, we will look to strengthen the squad further," he said. "In addition to immediate fixes, we will want to acquire players that can help make Newcastle United a top team for the medium and long-term." Newcastle have already missed out on the signing of midfielder Luka Modric, who rejected a lucrative offer to join Tottenham instead. However, Mort is confident that Newcastle are heading in the right direction and that they will soon be in a position to attract player's like the 22-year-old Croatian international. "It is frustrating that Modric, like (Jonathan) Woodgate before him, should take less money than we offered to move to the bright lights of London, and European football with Tottenham next season. "But these are the sorts of difficulties that should get easier to address once we build a squad that competes at the right end of the table."

Fuck me we are under the cosh a bit at the moment.

A simple: "it was shite" would have sufficed.

Nowt. We've both been fairly poor. Very slow game. Can't say I'm displeased with the 0-0, would really like to see more from us though. An excellent display in my opinion, we've matched Chelsea in every department, played some wonderful passing flowing football.