Jimbo

Agreed, I fear even the tried and tested pre-sleep wank might not even send me to the land of nod in this heat.

I thought the rest of my post made a semi-valid reason for considering him. Sadly I think we might have to be looking the bargain basement and the geriatrics home. I wish it wasn't the case but I fear it is.

Terrific. 160836[/snapback] You think we've got millions to spend on another Owen-like signing ?

Past it. He's gone downhill in the past two seasons. 160826[/snapback] He's past his best thats true, but I think he'd be an excellent foil for Luque, and given the funds at our disposal, it might be the kind of player we need to look at.

only if you manage to buy a pair of trainers man, them steel toe cap boots were murder on the rest of us. 160804[/snapback] it certainly gave him an "edge". 160805[/snapback] You should try playing in them, they're not made for football and i spent half my time re-tying my laces! And luckilly they weren't steel toe capped, or else i really would have had an edge! 160821[/snapback] At least you have an excuse !! I have no honest reason for my Dr Stephen Hawking-like performance other than for just being shite !

Another visit from the Lowestoft Sperm Preservation Society.. 160799[/snapback] I wouldn't recommend you putting that on your cornflakes !

After my quite astounding performance following 10 years out of the game, I'm up for making it a full-time comeback. 160802[/snapback] I'm sure your sterling performaces will go on and on, especially if you continue to play whilst camouflaged as the opposition

only if you manage to buy a pair of trainers man, them steel toe cap boots were murder on the rest of us. 160804[/snapback] it certainly gave him an "edge".

160796[/snapback] Gold top too

Yep thats right, lets boot out the only player that looks like scoring. oh yeah and we've only got two considered strikers. Hhhmm, wise move !

I'd rather see us go for Diego Tristan, he's played with Luque and is linked with Celtic for £2m, surely we should be trying to get him.

Take the kids away & that bears a striking resemblance to Jimbos living room after he's had the porn dvds on. 160776[/snapback] Its like the scene of a milkfloat crash when I've shot me muck

a more succinct advert for higher education you're unlikely to find. 160779[/snapback] Lend him your student card, he'll change his mind if he knows cheap piss is one of the perks.

that cant be real surely?? 160769[/snapback] I think it can. I remember the time one of my boys decided to colour-in the sofa !!!

OK I'm up for it, I'll consider the Piss up match as the away leg, I'll book a pitch down here for next week, ok ?

That could be my house right now, just substitute the white paint for vomit.

nah, £4 with £1 commission

What one do think I should get ?

Sorry couldn't resist when I saw it in Woolworths !

You must have visited on a good day !

Nah Pink Floyd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFIhVcUhpCg&search=Lillestrom

http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=7022

Nah, you were the cabaret !!!!!

I thought he'd "done a Hutchence" with my belt !