Jimbo

http://www.mcsaatchi.webcentral.com.au/ten...ite_edited.html

Get the fuck in !

The teams are coming out to "Welcome to the Jungle" cool !

What radio station is it on? 163153[/snapback] http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/local_radio/ click the listen live link

Luque not even on the bench.....

I thought it was a 3pm kick off? 163147[/snapback] it is.

Superb ! He's got a cracking tan too, wonder where he went on hols ?

Mother, 12, arrested on night out A 12-year-old girl who last month became Scotland's youngest mother has been arrested after a night out. The girl, from West Lothian, who has not been named, was detained on Sunday 16 July following a drunken incident. Lothian and Borders Police said the girl was arrested for a breach of the peace. A report will be send to the Reporter to the Children's Panel. The girl became pregnant aged 11 after having sex with a 15-year-old on a night out in Edinburgh last August. Background reports Both the girl and the child have since been put into foster care. The authorities were called in following reports that the girl smoked up to 20 cigarettes a day and started drinking at the age of 10. The 15-year-old boy admitted a charge of having underage sex at the High Court in Edinburgh last week, having been previously accused of rape. Sentencing for the youth was deferred to 25 August for background reports.

defualt. 7? does that mean Luque is on his way out already? I think this might be fake 163136[/snapback] Was that a Whoosh ?

I'm sure MattM4 will have a Photoshopped pic before too long

Set this one up on the SKY+, should be good, I missed the previous ones for some reason.

Congratulations dude ! Hope wet the babe's head in style !

Anyone know of any commentary or shady links ?

Intertoto Cup Saturday, 22 July Kick-off: 1500 BST Updates on BBC Five Live and this website Newcastle striker Shola Ameobi is in contention to start the Intertoto Cup second leg away to Lillestrom. Ameobi came off the bench in the first leg 1-1 draw after missing several days' training with a hip problem. He could come back in attack alongside either Albert Luque, who equalised in the first leg, or James Milner. Australian international Craig Moore is included in the squad after returning from his post-World Cup break, but the defender is not expected to figure. Newcastle (from): Given, Harper, Krul, Carr, Taylor, Moore, Bramble, Ramage, Babayaro, Huntington, Solano, Butt, Parker, Emre, Faye, N'Zogbia, Pattison, O'Brien, Ameobi, Luque, Milner, Carroll. # Newcastle manager Glenn Roeder: "I'm very positive and I cannot look beyond anything but us getting through and going into the Uefa Cup. "I have noticed a big difference in the players since we arrived in Norway. "They now have last Saturday's game under their belts and they are a lot sharper, not only out on the training pitch, but also I feel in their minds."

Happy Birthday dude !!!

Liverpool may have been too late in their pursuit of Chelsea's Damian Duff with Newcastle poised to clinch the signing. (The Guardian) Manchester United striker Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has been offered a tempting £50,000-per-week deal by Danish club Brondby. (Daily Mirror) Blackburn may resurrect their interest in Porto striker Benni McCarthy, with manager Mark Hughes viewing the South African as a replacement for Craig Bellamy. (The Sun) Wigan will forgive and forget by offering Pascal Chimbonda - who requested a transfer on the final day of last season - a new deal. (Daily Mirror) Portsmouth are stepping up their interest in Aston Villa captain Gareth Barry. (The Sun) Charlton want to snatch Middlesbrough full-back Frank Queudrue from Fulham's grasp. (The Times) Sunderland want Boro winger Adam Johnson in exchange for Julio Arca. (Daily Mirror) West Ham are to sign James Milner after agreeing to pay Newcastle's asking price of £3.5m. (Daily Express) The Hammers are also bringing Ghana right-back John Pantsil to Upton Park for £750,000. (Various) Patrick Vieira could become the next player to join the Juventus exodus, with Inter Milan favourites to sign the former Arsenal skipper. (The Daily Telegraph)

Walter Mitty

He was a cracking player when he was at Ipswich, he's not stood out too much for me since he went to Charlton but he'd be a good signing at the right price imo.

Big thanks to Craig and Gol for making it happen in the first place, I think most of us remember the union of Toonchat and the Howaythetoon boards and feeling that it was a mistake and was a marriage of convenience rather than necessity, it simply didn't work despite hard work on some parts. I think on the most part, despite some initial bickering this board has been a worthwhile venture, and even though some of the mods etc don't have the nerdish talents of Craig and Gol, we've done what we can to make this board what it is...... ....a sarcastic pisstake of the world as we know it ! tbh Christ on a bike etc....

Duff on the toon.

Rather than their ability's to climb mountains etc, some people actually prefer the ride of a 4x4, although my 4x4 is a people carrier I prefer the high seated drive and find it more comfortable than a traditional saloon. but I do have a small penis so perhaps I'm not the best example !

Oh well if it was in the Daily Express it must be true, next headline they'll be running is that Princess Diana was hit by a 4x4 driven by a HIV infected homosexual asylum seeker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxZNDrG4Ln8...h=damien%20duff

Quality, just don't spoil it with a moronic personalised number plate