Jimbo

I hope that isn't suposed to be me !

Mark Lamar was in the que at the check out at Morrison's in Lowestoft last year, he had a shopping trolly full of toilet paper and mineral water.

Talked that fucker up didn't I !

I've not been impressed with Shevchenko so far this world cup.

and you could save money on skid-sheet and recycle by wiping your arse on the page when you've done !

so you didnt try to unlock one of the 'custom comedy hairstyles' then ? 150698[/snapback] Considering you can only make ONE custom team, why bother !

.Newca http://www.sunderland-echo.co.uk/ViewArtic...ticleID=1574192 'Ere it's, there it's, 'ere it's! What happened to Martin O'Neill like? 150686[/snapback] He's still negotiating with Roberto Mancini about buying his apartment in the north east.

Thats a lot of shit !

"STEWARD !!!!! That perv is taking a picture of me on his camera phone !!!"

Mastroeni's tackle was horrible and he clearly went for the player instead of the ball. 150225[/snapback] As I said, he got the ball. Deserved a yellow though. 150250[/snapback] The ball had clearly been played before the tackle makes contact.

Continental wrongness tbh !

Bellamy tbh

I tend to make a cradle of skid-sheet in the bottom of the pan so not to make a "Plop" for all to hear !

I've often been tempted to buy this: Reviews Synopsis This massive compendium of knowledge consists of over 120 two-page summaries of books ranging from "Macbeth" to "Don Quixote del la Mancha" to "The City of Joy" to "The Time Machine". "Passing Time In The Loo", which includes brief summaries of these works, additionally consists of brief biographies of some of history's greatest leaders, geniuses, scientists, healers, artists and inventors. It also carries a Word Power section designed to expand anybody's vocabulary and many witty and wise anecdotes that will amuse and educate at the same time. This book features all this together with an amazing Business and Leadership section as well. From the Publisher For sitters and thinkers........ ‘There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke’. You might recognise that as a quote from Bob Dylan’s All Along The Watchtower, but who said ‘The role of a mother is to deliver children obstetrically once and by car forever after’ or ‘Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit’?* You might find answers to those in a dictionary of quotations, but what if somebody asked you over dinner about some of the most famous books in history, which you just never got around to reading … Paradise Lost, Lord of the Flies, To Kill a Mockingbird, Macbeth or even 1984? Would you admit total ignorance or would you try to bluff your way through? Now you don’t have to do either. A must-have book called Passing Time In The Loo gives you all this information and plenty more besides. As well as including two-page summaries of these works and more than 115 others, it has brief biographies of religious and political leaders, scientists, healers, artists and explorers. There is also a Word Power section designed to expand anybody’s vocabulary and many witty and wise anecdotes that will amuse and educate at the same time. Designed so the reader can dip in and out at whim, picking up easily-absorbed snippets of information without ever feeling bogged down with too much data, Passing Time In The Loo [of course, it can be read anywhere-not only in the loo] also includes sections on health and fitness, personal effectiveness and even foreign words and phrases. The only question is- 'Will you have time to read it ALL in the loo?'

Surely the best way of making a club profitable is to make them successful ?

Thats what I did, I waited until it was under £200, plus you get a chance to see how many games for that console you like.

Thats the full version, there is a cheaper version with fewer features.

Its only a preorder though isn't it.

They were far more threatening when Robinho came on. Ronaldo and Adriano have been pretty shocking so far, Fred and Robinho would be a far better option in my opinion. However, i get the feeling they haven't got out of 2nd gear yet, I feel the best is yet to come.

Shepherd to hit bids with right hook Chairman Freddy Shepherd is confident of beating off any bids for control of Newcastle following the news Sir John Hall has been approached. News that former chairman Hall, now club president, has received an approach to sell his holding has sparked fresh suggestions that ownership of the Magpies could change hands. However, insiders at St James' Park have insisted privately that Shepherd could repel any such move. A statement was released to the Stock Exchange by Newcastle PLC on Monday morning following speculation over the weekend that American hedge fund Polygon has been working with investment bank UBS for several months on a buy-out proposal. The statement said: "The board of Newcastle United PLC notes recent press speculation and confirms that it has today been informed by Sir John Hall representing Wynyard (Guernsey) Limited, which owns approximately 28.8% of Newcastle United PLC, that it has received expressions of interest to acquire its shareholding, which may or may not lead to the disposal of its stake. "A further announcement will be made if appropriate." Hall's son Douglas, currently deputy chairman at St James', is linked to a further 13% stake, while Shepherd Offshore recently upped its holding to 27.29%. It is not the first time the man who took control of the club in 1991 after an acrimonious battle has been offered the opportunity to sell up. Reports last summer suggested a Malaysian group and another British-based investor were ready to fight it out for his stake. Metrocentre developer Hall succeeded Gordon McKeag at the helm of the struggling club and having drafted in former player Kevin Keegan as manager, sparked a drive which propelled Newcastle into the big time. By the time he stood down as chairman to be succeeded by Shepherd in December 1997, the Magpies had twice finished runners-up in the Premiership and had embarked upon their first Champions League campaign. It was Hall who, 10 years ago, provided Keegan with the then world record £15million to buy Alan Shearer, and the big spending has continued under Shepherd. Newcastle PLC reported an operating profit of £2.7million for the six months to January 31, 2006, down £5.8million on the previous period. However, they spent £28million on Michael Owen, Albert Luque and Nolberto Solano during the same six months.

Reading on the shitter is essential, I've got a pile of old FHM's next to mine, but my current toilet book is Lord of the Rings (insert ring piece gag). But I've always said, the benchmark of a good book is when you read it on the lav you've sat there so long the colour has begun seeping out of your log ! Although I can happily take a dump almost anywhere, there's nothing quite as comforting as nipping one off on your own lav.

http://home.skysports.com/list.asp?hlid=39...shares+interest Newcastle United's majority shareholder Sir John Hall has confirmed interest is building in acquiring his 28.8 percent stake in the club. Hall, who stepped down as Magpies chairman in 1997, still retains nearly a third of the club's shares. Speculation over the weekend hinted an American hedge fund had been working with investment bank UBS with regards to a buy-out proposal. Hall has now informed The Magpies that he could be set to sell his shareholding, although there has been no mention of whether an offer had been tendered. "The board of Newcastle United PLC notes recent press speculation and confirms that it has been informed by Sir John Hall representing Wynyard (Guernsey) Limited, which owns approximately 28.8 percent of Newcastle United PLC, that it has received expressions of interest to acquire its shareholding, which may or may not lead to the disposal of its stake," read a club statement. "A further announcement will be made if appropriate." Shares in Newcastle United opened at 46.5 pence at the start of play on Monday morning.

He gives him a lift to Weight-Watchers every week too.

Clicky here

Not at all, I call a spade a spade, and that was a sending off offence.