Jimbo

I've got no argument against that !!!

Perhaps he's practicing on us carrot crunchers in the east first

Gerrard winning this award is a disgrace, should have been Henry or Lampard for me.

Just got back from seeing him at his one man stage show, and I can't recommend it highly enough ! I often think watching his TV show that a lot of it must be clever editing to enhance his performance, tonight he did 2hrs+ of mentalism and didn't miss a beat. One bonus for seeing him live is that he can do things on stage that Channel 4 wont allow him to do on TV. He left the best for last though, rather than doing an encore, he came back on stage and showed a film of the evening, edited to show how he had been subliminally influencing the audience all evening. If you ever get a chance to see him perform live, then do so, you wont regret it !

i promise you the novelty would soon wear off jimbo.... though maybe not in your case, perhaps something would drop off!! 126418[/snapback] I'd go with the "drop off" rather than the wear off... 126420[/snapback] Its like a strawberry on a string as it is !!!!

Really ? you don't say !

If I had a pair I'd never leave the house !

Very humorous, my skirt-wearing friend

Correct !

anyone else got this mental image of Toonraider running around in the hot summer with her norks out? 126265[/snapback] i hope not! in actual fact i try to avoid running at all costs 126266[/snapback] OK then, not running - that wasn't the important bit! On a related note, I'm surprised an alarm hasn't gone off inside Jimbo's head and got him to this thread pronto tbh 126279[/snapback] I'm lurking until Toonraider posts some pictures of her Norks ! 126324[/snapback] you'll be lurking awhile then jimbo i dont mind posting piccys of myself at all.......of the clothed variety 126375[/snapback] Clothed is fine as long as you aren't wearing a top !

Full of men pretending to be lesbians tbh.

Porn Punishment Probe Updated: 10:10, Sunday April 23, 2006 A teacher forced a group of 13-year-old pupils to watch porn as a punishment for failing to do their homework, it is claimed. Malaysia's education ministry has ordered an investigation into the allegations. Education Minister Hishammuddin Hussein promised stern action if the claims, which centre on a teacher in a government secondary school in southern Johor state, are true. "If there is concrete evidence of misconduct, we will not hesitate to mete out the appropriate punishment, including the sack," he said. There is no room in the education service for teachers who resorted to "such immoral forms of punishment," he added. According to the report, the teacher allegedly ordered 10 students of both sexes into the school's audiovisual room, closed the curtains and told them to watch the film, prompting complaints from parents. Surely a movie called "School of Porn" is required, sod Jack Black as the lead, I'm the man for the role !!!!

I think pictorial evidence is required if all these titties are as great as they are being promoted !!

anyone else got this mental image of Toonraider running around in the hot summer with her norks out? :lol: 126265[/snapback] i hope not! in actual fact i try to avoid running at all costs 126266[/snapback] OK then, not running - that wasn't the important bit! On a related note, I'm surprised an alarm hasn't gone off inside Jimbo's head and got him to this thread pronto tbh 126279[/snapback] I'm lurking until Toonraider posts some pictures of her Norks !

MSN all the way for me.

Its not really all about the "person" is it ? Its about national pride, if there is such a thing in England !

Happy birthday dude !

I've often thought Shola would play better without Shearer, however I still don't think he's our answer. 126225[/snapback] Totally agree with that, however until we see him play without Shearer for a few games I don't think we'll really know. As for the shirt - it's only a shirt with a number on it, and some crap has worn it before 126226[/snapback] But its also an icon, and carries an enormous weight of expectation.

I've often thought Shola would play better without Shearer, however I still don't think he's our answer.

Me yesterday:

I think its high time that more was made of St George's day, it seems St Patricks day has a higher profile, I disagree, we should be celebrating St George's day instead !!!

The tackle from behind takes on a new sinister twist.

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To small for him? 126104[/snapback] No, just not good enough to wear it. 126108[/snapback] I dunno Jimbo, maybe I should have put the [sarc][/sarc] tags on my post. 126110[/snapback] Or maybe you should have thought twice about spouting off so much shite !