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Jimbo

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  1. I get the feeling that Shearer's influence on our current situation is minimal, Terry Mac and Tommy Craig deserve more credit.
  2. I'm wanting to share my internet connection to my kids PC and maybe printer sharing too, I've connected both machines via a patch lead and both machines have the Local area connection showing, I've given each PC a name and a common workgroup name, I've run the XP Network setup wizard on both machines but I can't get them to talk to eachother or share internet. HELLLLLLLPPPPP !!!!!
  3. I would rather see us take a chance in the Inter-Toenail or not qualify at all than see the Smogs lift the UEFA Cup.
  4. I don't want them to win it !
  5. I want Roeder to be assistant to our new manager.
  6. Wont postitions for European competition be dependant on if Arsenal win the Champions league ??
  7. Hi, Welcome to the board, my name is James, and I masturbate far too much.
  8. To be fair, I did warn you.
  9. Oh Dear... Julius Caesar is addressing the Roman crowd. "Friends Romans and Countrymen, lend me your ears. Tomorrow I take our glorious army to conquer Northern Europe and I shall start with France. We shall kill many Gauls and return victorious." The crowd are up on their feet "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar" Brutus turns to his mate and says "He doesn't half talk some shite eh? He couldn't fight his way out of a wet parchment bag." Six months later, Caesar comes back having conquered France and addresses the crowd in the Coliseum. "Friends, Romans and Countrymen, I have returned from our campaign in France and as I promised, we killed 50,000 Gauls". The crowd are up on their feet again. "Yeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar". Brutus once again turns to his mate "I'm sick of his bullshit, I'm off to France to check this out." Brutus sets of for France and three weeks later he comes back to Rome. Caesar is addressing the public in the Coliseum again. "Friends, Romans and Countrymen, tomorrow we set off for Britain and we are going to sort those bastards out" The crowd are up on their feet."Yeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar" Brutus jumps up and shouts, "Caesar, you are a liar. You told us that you had killed 50,000 Gauls in France but I've been there to check it out and you only killed 25,000!!!!" The crowd are stunned and all sit down in silence. Caesar gets up and looks slowly round the Coliseum then across at Brutus and says, "Brutus, you are forgetting one thing.... ........away Gauls count double in Europe."
  10. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6379146923853181774 Just imagine what you could do with porn on a thing like that !!!
  11. I've got him at 66/1, potential return of £335.
  12. Yep, it's there if you want it I would say. Just have some Barry White on next time to get in the mood. Oh, and make sure you clean all the wax off the earplug 120864[/snapback] I doubt he was after my bits at 6.30 in the morning ...but I do like a bit of Barry White sexy stuff in the eeeeevening... 120882[/snapback] Don't you bet on it !!! Sounds like a classic sign of sexual desperation ! ....god only knows I should know !
  13. jesus half this board must be bangin tenners out like mad and all from a couple of PMs. hope chinese whispers aint kicked in can i have a tenner on Ian Atkins 120897[/snapback] Thats a Tenner down the drain ! http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ted/4905934.stm
  14. I would not be infavour of Ranieri, I think Houllier would be a much better option.
  15. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/e...rem/4890794.stm
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