Jimbo

Shearer is simply an all-time great of world football.

Most amazing and most funny tea ever! He cooked, with "medium" hot chilli which maybe wasnt too medium after all, as we had to evacuate the kitchen as the fumes were unbreathable. Good job we like it hot! I cant relate how funny this has been, I have been crying laughing at him, he has just been crying 123323[/snapback] Classic !!!

Sweet Chili Mean Beanz and Naan bread

Semen blocking a drain ? these lads need to drink more fluids ! Mind you if you wank as much as me, more often than not its just air coming out !

Could this be the real reason you like Lidl... Hats off to you sir for bringing filth into a groceries thread. 123275[/snapback] Hhhmmm nice reinforced gusset !!

I go to Lidl's every Monday and Thursday for their Special Buy deals, they sell some excellent stuff. Clicky here

Can anyone shed any light on this ???

Hope he's got an old for new policy. 123174[/snapback] Knowing our luck it was just thirdparty, fire and theft !

Ok, where is the camera hidden ?

Thats alarmingly like my Mrs handwriting......

We should demand our £15m back from the insurance company

I've still got it on my SKY+ I could put it on a DVD if required.

Final score: 0-0 !!!!

Nah, would be better in a meaningful match against the league champions rather than a meaningless friendly against a mixture of Celtic academy players and the likes of Dion Dublin and John Hartson !

Its ok, you'll be straight back down. 122540[/snapback] Harsh but true 122541[/snapback] Soooo not true. It'll be Portsmouth, Sheffield + the playoff winners. 122621[/snapback] Opinion not fact

http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=5212

How long has he got left ????

10:30pm BBC1

Its ok, you'll be straight back down.

Doesn't kick off until 8pm 122520[/snapback] Haway man we could have had him going there! 122523[/snapback] Who do you think I am ? Peasepud

He deserves a send off from the crowd at St James' park.

Doesn't kick off until 8pm

West Brom (from): Kuszczak, Albrechtsen, Davie, Clement, Robinson, Greening, Carter, Quashie, Gera, Inamoto, Kamara, Kanu, Campbell, Etherington, Hoult, Watson. Bolton (from): Jaaskelainen, Hunt, O'Brien, N'Gotty, Jaidi, Gardner, Pedersen, Campo, Faye, Speed, Okocha, Giannakopoulos, Davies, Nolan, Borgetti, Vaz Te, Diouf, Walker, Nakata.

It won't be his last game, I'm sure even if he need crutches they would give him the last 5 mins against Chelsea. ..... and still have more pace than Shola

"It doesn't look good. They think there might be a tear in the medial ligament, and if that is the case then that'll be it for me I'm afraid," Shearer said. "But I'll have a scan on Thursday and see how bad it is."