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What gave me away?

Oh Good Lord. Spoiler that shit, please.

Anything to distract you from your current predicament?

Sounds a lot like negotiation tactics.

Well, Rafa did happen. Kind of makes you wonder if he's known about this since before he joined.

That would be my assumption.

I'll wank myself into oblivion if it actually happens but where NUFC is concerned it's best to prepare the bunker for armageddon.

Don't worry, there's plenty can go wrong before things look rosy. Ashley makes a rape/stoning joke during negotiations, Charnley shows up, can't agree a price, due diligence reveals Ashley is a crooked prick all before we find out new owners are bigger, tighter cunts than him that behead children for entertainment.

Ashley did his over a liquid lunch.

Aye, the standard of conversation has really taken a turn for the worse since you posted a picture of a key.

I looked into getting something with its own spoon/key but could never find anything I liked the look of. Now I'm a straight edged saint I obviously have no use for one, other than for doors and Cocopops.

I use ring pulls as a roach so you need to be more specific.

I don't understand.

That what a key is, you lunatic.

Does anyone else not?

RIP Wacky.

From "some on here"? Yes, that's why I said it.

Thought the stick some on here gave him after that move was a bit off.

That's the same thing.

Just want to add to the recommendation, ~3 episodes in Mindhunter and it's fucking fantastic. Best TV I can remember watching in quite a while.

Did you just answer that question sincerely?

I know, at this point it's a farce. That page is basically Paddy Power's usual tongue-in-cheek marketing strategy (very effective I'd imagine). I was making the point that Zuckerberg is about 4x more likely to buy Newcastle United than Trump is (can you have 4x infinity?).